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Enigma Ninja

@churrorx.bsky.social
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It's all shits and giggles until your demons come knocking. Black Lives Matter. Every Child Matters. F*ck🧊

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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What the ever-loving FUCK is going on?! apnews.com/article/fort... says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed
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Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed
The Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said the execution would be “public.”
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Already behind in all my work projects and still the e-mails keep coming. Now prioritizing based on the number of escalations 🙃
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The fact that you did this with nary an injury? Well done, I say. WELL DONE. This fellow GenXer salutes you 🍻
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Full to the brim with bullshit and hot air
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He was a good egg from our time in the bad place and will definitely be missed. Thank you for sharing this sad news with us.
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Would someone please knock on our door when all your bogeymen are gone so we can finally come outside and play with y’all again?
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dammit. Now I want chocolate.
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And by “hefty” I mean like Kit-Kat hefty.
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
By “large” you mean like a hefty 4 inches right? Just making sure we’re on the same page.
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Imma die with my ass on fire and a smile on my face, A.
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I put too much gochugaru in my kkakdugi and now my mouth is on fire. This is not a complaint.
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There is a special place in heaven for people with the patience to help parents deal with tech issues.
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*snorts in Canadian*
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Best to just say: “Garlic. You’ll figure out how much you need”
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Rule of thumb: Triple what they’re suggesting. At least.
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Exactly. It’s not a quantity. It’s a feeling.
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t trust any recipe that only calls for 1 clove of garlic.
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Will it be pain-free? Nope. Will it be more expensive? Undoubtedly. But the benefits will be worth it. And a small price to pay for our sovereignty, our future, opportunities for our children. And frankly, for our sanity.
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
To say that Canadians are excited for what the future might bring is a major understatement. Full integration will obviously never happen, but whatever shape this relationship ends up in will be a step in the right direction. The world is watching and we need to do this right.
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“My caber is up here” amirite?
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Also: washed up dead is a pretty accurate description of me after every news cycle
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Free sashimi!!!! Just kidding. Spawning salmon is blech.
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Niiiiice….. Happy early birthday!
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
👀
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I’m that guy who turns on his out-of-office with an alert that he will soon be out-of-office, before he is actually out-of-office. Not even sorry.
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Wife (to me): You do realize that *this* (waves hands randomly about) is all your fault. Me: W: M: Maybe a little.
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Me: I can pre-order meals for our flight. You want braised short-ribs or chicken katsu? 15: Is there no fish or seafood option? M: We’re not flying business 15: M: 15: So I guess the answer is “no”?
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Wife (looking at me): You do realize that *this* (waves hands randomly about) is all your fault. Me: W: M: Maybe a little.
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
ESPAÑAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Rooting for the colonizer since July 14 🇪🇸
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
CLEARLY
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This match is sorta cringe. Do either Spain or Argentina realize they’re in the finals or what?
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
VAMOS ESPAÑA!!!
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’ve been there. And it’s physically and emotionally exhausting. Feel for you.
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hajime Daikon I LIKE THIS GAME
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Vamos Espańa!
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It would be nice to breathe without tasting the air tyvm.
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’m so tired of hearing nothing but shit ideas coming outta these people’s pie holes. Honestly, it’s exhausting.
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yeah I hated this one Wordle 1,853 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’m so sorry for your loss. I know the mix of emotions in your head. And they are all valid. I hope you take time to allow yourself to grieve, feel relief, and guilt and everything in between. And in the end I hope your heart finally finds peace.
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I cannot star this.
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
COSIGN
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
They say you should portion out your snackies instead of eating straight from the bag. I portioned out my snackies a few times in one sitting and now the chip bag is empty this advice is stupid.
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
15: I thought you had Zoom meetings all day? Me: I do 15: Where are your pants? M: 15: M: It’s not like the cam is pointing DOWN I’m not an idiot 15: Hmm. M: Listen, apple, the tree has spoken. 15: Ok fair
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Not wrong! You do you. I choose based on direct aisle access, lie-flat seats, overall layout, and food options 😊
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
But do what you can: portion control the processed stuff, pack healthier snacks/munchies, minimize the alcohol, and stay hydrated
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Honestly the best thing in these situations is to live just a little and allow some slack. There are times to be rigid and camping with the fam isn’t it. Especially if not everyone is on board.
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Well done!!! It’s not always easy, but in the end it’s always worth it.
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I clearly need to be prowling the lunchroom more often because sharing is caring
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Enigma Ninja @churrorx.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I have this irrational fear that they lick the top to clean it off before replacing the cap. So prolly won’t be touching it tbh 🙃
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