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C.H. Schwartz

@chschwartz.bsky.social
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He/Him writer Fantasy books should have more romance, explosions, and romantic explosions. HEDGE MAGE FOR HIRE, my cozy fantasy, out soon 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Rights ch-schwartz-author.com Pfp @adorashark.bsky.social Banner by @megwyn.bsky.social 🚫NO AI 🚫

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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 8m
I use Old Spice Krakenguard because one of the teams I play for is the Kraken Beers.
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Laika L. Gagarin @laikalgagarin.bsky.social · 51m
LLMs could have been used ethnically for some trivial things and no one would care Now they and their cult followers keep trying to shove it into everything and no one fucking wants it because they tried making this the next billion dollar industry and it just isnt
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 47m
I don't mind the smell thing I always find it cute and we pick up smells from a lot of places but yes, the taste thing is so weird. People shouldn't taste like food unless they just ate the food! Or smoked, or whatever.
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 1h
I'm reading the ARC of this right now and it's already so sweet I love it y'all should keep on eye out
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 1h
Artemisia (obviously) doesn't describe her own smell, but how would I write it from Mylia's pov... "Artemisia smelt of a fresh sheet of parchment, the metallic tang of spilt ink, and just the barest hint of rich coffee. Spirits, Mylia wanted to wrap herself in that aroma and never let it go."
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 1h
Trying to think of a way to say that I've read your snips and think you are absolutely that talented without sounding like I am endorsing imposter syndrome
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 1h
Thank you. Perchance I shall ruminate on this lugubrious sensation being wholly in mine own cranium 😃
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 1h
I feel that 5 sales has been my self imposed benchmark since day 1 lol. Low expectations can only help stave off disappointment.
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🎃 Vyria Durav, Dread Wyrm Princess of Spookytown 🎃 @vyriadurav.northsky.social · 3h
It's lesbian day, I'm lesbian, I write lesbian books and stream games as a lesbian, so please enjoy and also think about being gay for girls today
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 1h
And for the record, I hate that I want this. It's an extremely lofty goal that damages my mental health and alters my perception of success in a way is not good for me. But I've stop denying that it is something I want, and just started focusing on the parts I can control around it.
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 1h
I really want to see my book in bookstores unprompted. I don't care if that means a trad deal or self published success, I just...want people to see them without having to shove them in people's faces myself. Also, I would love to listen to an audiobook version someday #SpoonieAuthChat #WriteSky
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 2h
I feel like we're not supposed to have favorites of our own characters but I really love her ❤️ a hot mess with a big heart
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 2h
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The Breakfast Club: John Bender's Iconic Fist Pump
Alt: The Breakfast Club: John Bender's Iconic Fist Pump
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 2h
It should be studied how one day you can see your writing and be like "This is pretty solid" and the next everything looks like the kind of stuff a talentless hack puts together
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 5h
You're invited to the Bluesky Halloween party. Show off your costume.
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Man's Magnum Wink
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Black Cat Book Nook @blackcatbooknook.bsky.social · 15h
Although we will publish ALL Queer focused works of fiction and non-fiction, Black Cat Book Nook will specialize in work of #OwnVoice (#OwnVoices) representation.
Black Cat Book Nook Logo on a computer screen graphic with the words, "What is Own Voice? #OwnVoice (or #OwnVoices) are novels, novellas, novelettes, short stories and serials where the author and the main character share the same marginalized or underrepresented identity."Black Cat Book Nook Logo on a computer screen graphic with the words, "Core Concepts. Shared Identity: In out instance it would be sexual orientation and gender identity of the authors. Authenticity: Less likely to have characters that will be harmful stereotypes or superficial representation. Lived Experience: Showcases an author's personal challenges, joys, and day-to-day realities."Black Cat Book Nook Logo on a computer screen graphic with the words, "Why it matters? Accurate representation matters to the Queer community to read because it can be more of a genuine reflection of who are are instead of through the lens of (mostly) heteronormative authors who may see our struggles and triumphs but do not live through them. It is important to create empathy through richer, more realistic understanding of Queer people from the perspectives of Queer people that share those identities with their characters."
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 5h
Zephyr 🪦"When, so I know how much more of this I have to take." 🧠"Way too many things I want to forget to worry about remembering" 🧵"I don't know, which one is less fucked up? I'll flip a denar" 💔"I guess I hide them pretty well, but you can always be better at something, right?"
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 5h
Mylia 🪦: "Ugh. Neither. Don't want to know, don't need to know." 🧠: "I used to want to forget but..." *looks at Artemisia* "these days, I want to remember." 🧵: "I know she's picking past, so I'll pick that too. Someone has to watch her back." 💔: "I would piss less people off if I could never show"
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 5h
#LitHodgepodge 8 - Artemisia 🪦: "How, I could then try to determine when based on that" 🧠: "Perfect memory would help so much with magic rituals!" 🧵: "Think of how many questions about the world we could answer in the past!" 💔: "Never hide. Father says I show too much already..." #WriteSky
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 5h
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The Office Andy Bernard: Thought About It, I'm In
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DD Ward ..."Interim Pirate Queen" @ddwardiswriting.bsky.social · 14h
Do you @pjccahill.bsky.social? He's a marshmallow, and love him... and I love tormenting him so much! 🩷 Show him some love, folks! He's at pjccahill.carrd.co
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@pjccahill.bsky.social
Mecha space opera!
Demonic slice of life!
Lesbian werewolves!
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 16h
He's...yeah, fair.
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 16h
I was really enamored with the idea of the protagonist of X being just a guy fighting for the girl he liked, who was the actual chosen one. And then Auron showed up and the whole meta plot and the daddy issues. I get the gameplay criticisms. I think its actually quite weak there.
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 18h
No no see I say "This sounds like Ace Attourney with dragons!" With the excitement of a small child on their birthday. Also I feel like I know Alistairs whole vibe already from just this small snip
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🇵🇸 Caleb 𓇼 ⋆。˚ 𓆝⋆。˚ 𓇼 🏳️‍⚧️ @littlestpersimmon.bsky.social · 19h
I got another cover deal ^-^
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 18h
Seeing Final fantasy x on this list... (J/k people can like whatever they want)
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Firefly Stabbed
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Tara Sim @tarasimauthor.bsky.social · 18h
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Final Fantasy X: Yuna and Tidus Hug
ALT: Final Fantasy X: Yuna and Tidus Hug
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 19h
Finding out about vellum was the first time I ever wanted a Mac
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 19h
#AwesomeCharacters Artemisia: probably prefers some place like 3, quiet but delicious. Mylia: eats the carts entire supply of hot dogs Zephyr: eats at star restaurants on assignment, but prefers casual dining if honest about it Lyriel: fancy pants restaurant, orders 12 courses #WriteSky
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 20h
There's a nice, snippy character voice here, like they're too tired to deal with everyone else's bs, that I really like
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 20h
They don't even ask if they're kettle corn or regular popcorn bees!
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 22h
Thats a great word for it, and I think you nailed it, I always feel like in your snips I can feel the characters thoughts lingering on each other in that sort of highly detailed way that affection creates (and makes me want to read it more I need more wlw pirates)
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 22h
Thank you so much! One of the things I struggle most with is if what I find funny is actually funny. Lord knows my wife doesnt laugh at all my jokes lol
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Justin Fittipaldi @tagfitty.bsky.social · 23h
Ok, I should be back to regularly updating my book. I just reread up to scene 68 and the end of part 2. Part 3 is next. Stay tuned! #WritingCommunity
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Samantha Breaux @woodenvelt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#WriterShareWednesday My debut novel, Thief of Death releases later this month. ❤️MF Romantic Fantasy 🪦Graveyard Meetcute 🗡️Criminal Underworld 👻So many ghosts 😶‍🌫️Gods and Goddesses ❤️‍🔥Slow Burn 🤨Suspiscious x Trusting ❤️‍🩹Hurt/Comfort 😂Humorous sidekicks #Wrencer #Booksky #WritingCommunity 📚
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 23h
I like little framing devices like this when they lead you in and out, this gives such an "oral tradition" vibe. I feel like Stylistic techniques like this aren't talked enough about in writing. We have so many more options available to us as writers than just "this happened."
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 23h
I really like Viv's snippet, theres a great character voice there
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Katie Ryan: Frickin Bats I Love Halloween
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Officially over 700 of you wonderful crazies are willing to listen to me blab without even having a book out yet. This is the biggest community I've ever for my creative endeavors and I just want to thank each and every one of you
Follower count of 701 for my profile
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is great action narration, it flows without getting bogged down in the details, there's both description of not only sights but feeling, and we glimpse how the character feels about it which is the most important part.
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
❤️ Thank you!
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I write cozy, adventurous stories about people just trying to find happiness. Expect bad jokes and smooching to be involved.
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Haha thank you. I was worried the joke was too dumb when I wrote the book but its been consistently laughed at.
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This made me mourn childhood
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Very eldritch, and it flows so naturally, I love it
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you!
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the GOAT
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Drop some pumpkins
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David S Pumpkins: Any Questions?
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you know you only need a small brain to make silly little drawings?
4 panel comic:
Panel 1: pink blob guy on a table, pencil in their hands. Grey circle on a piece of paper and a glass of water on the table. They say “look here”
Panel 2: Proudly, they hold up the drawing of a grey blobby character on two stick legs up in the air. The pink blob says “I drew this!”
Panel 3: Satisfied they sit back down on the table. They now go “it’s not much, but..” The grey drawing looks a bit peeved because the drawer is calling it “not much”
Panel 4: But it’s okay, because now the pink blob is very pleased finally. He says “it came from my brain!” Holding the pencil up. The grey drawing blob is happy again, too. End well, all well!
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C.H. Schwartz @chschwartz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Kuzco Pacha: Boom Baby!
Alt: Kuzco Pacha: Boom Baby!
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