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Chrystal O’Keefe

@chrystalok.bsky.social
4.6K followers 2.3K following 6.9K posts

Author, baseball writer, podcaster. White Sox and Mets. Will post corgi pics if you ask nicely. Lynchian. She/her. 🩷💙💜

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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 1h
It’s mid October, which means it’s time to hyperfocus on my three favorite bands that make me think of Halloween. Alkaline Trio, AFI, and the Misfits.
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 2h
Thank you. I always related to 6’1 by Liz Phair.
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 2h
She’s mine too!
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 3h
Look, I’m 5’3, 5’4 with shoes. I can’t help it.
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 3h
Um, yes, hello. Geo from Spooky Lake Month is very tall.
Chrystal and Geo at a book signing
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 4h
My oldest will be in college in just under two years and it freaks me out.
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 4h
I’m on a college campus and now fully understand the song Teenagers by My Chemical Romance.
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 11h
Damn the girlies must be going through it.
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 11h
Oh, I get it. He is at a level of cringe that is hard to watch.
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 11h
I want to see it, but I think I'll have to break it up into pieces.
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 12h
She's the albatross She is here to destroy you
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 12h
Turns out I'm living in a horror film where I'm both the killer and the final girl
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Matt Trueblood @matrueblood.bsky.social · 15h
I wrote about the comeback you could feel coming all along, and the sacred profanities of Pat Murphy, which he’s passed on to the most *fucking* relentless team in recent memory. brewerfanatic.com/news-rumors/...
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The Nucleus Burning Inside of the Cell: Milwaukee Brewers Win the 2026 National League Pennant
On Thursday night, 44 years of frustration and struggle wrapped its arms around the Brewers and held them still. One of the greatest players in the game's history landed a haymaker. But neither Father...
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Have they been following you for ideas??
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Keelin is 12 ft tall so can you imagine how tall these dudes are??
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
This is an Andrew McCutchen Brewers shirt btw
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
You can do it put your back into it
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I will not tolerate the Vaughn slander.
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Someone put this on a throw pillow
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I think my husband married me because I also posses these qualities.
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Me too, tbh
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Ha. I think most Sox fans liked him, a least for a bit. He got frustrating towards the end but the team he was on was terrible. We were frustrated with everything.
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I liked him and will be happy for him.
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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
we should be framing the Jake Bauers insurance story as pro-player and anti-lockout these are not all millionaires a lot of them are guys who need healthcare for their families and are tied to a job just like you
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
YES THE CHEESE CASTLE! Also, go to the Bobblehead museum!
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
It’s a nice park! I tend to go when the White Sox and/or Mets are there.
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
As a baseball writer I AM PUMPED
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I think @keelin12ft.bsky.social would agree, Go Brewers!
Keelin and Chrystal with all the sausage bois
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I’m so happy for you and like four other people
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
@ Dodgers youtu.be/XehSfG1c3s0?...
youtu.be
Organist Nancy Faust plays "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye"
YouTube video by CBS Chicago
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Hamilton not gonna waste his shot—[giant cane pulls at my neck but I shake it off and run the other way]
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The second the White Sox were eliminated I was relieved that MCR and The Used was still on for me on October 30th.
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Sorry about your team but this song is a banger
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
YESSSSS
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
IMO, the Brewers
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Only if they beat Cleveland in the WS.
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Heather @alainnfocail.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
It will never stop delighting me every time I am reminded that Daniel Vogelbach is the Brewers hitting coach. 
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
My goat
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Can’t wait to have you on Visiting Dugout to talk all things Padres!
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Friends, it’s Thursday. Can you tell I’m exhausted?
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Oh my goodness, it is. It’s been a rough week.
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Happy Wednesday!
A squirrel with a peanut in its mouth.
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
lmao, I’m actually a White Sox fan and just don’t want the Dodgers to win.
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My fave cryptid
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
See? Brewers. Bonus Amber’s dog and @buntsingles.bsky.social
A selfie of a dog and woman wearing a Brewers shirt with Jordan in the background
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I love my baseball team the Milwaukee Brewers
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I got to do a spooky photo shoot and got a teaser picture. I’ll post more when I get them.
A woman in all black sitting in a graveyard holding a candle, surrounded by tarot cards. The photograph editing is dark and textured.
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I never make it over there when I’m in LA and I really need to sometime.
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That’s the occult store!
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’ve got two teenage girls in my living room watching The Craft, just like I did at their age. (Though I watched it nearly every night while going to bed)
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