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chrys scott

@chrysscott.bsky.social
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chrys scott is a beguiling dilettante pun crocker Resolute masker anti-fascist, anti-racist, anti-capitalist LAND BACK AND reparations I ❤️ books, music, movies, art, and smashing patriarchal and colonial systems

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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lil from Twin Peaks:Fire Walk with Me. She wears a sour look and a blue rose. She has a red dress and red hair.
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A graph showing the dramatic decline of spousal poisonings intersecting with the rise of divorce around 1975
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was freaked out by the transformation in "I Was a Teenage Werewolf", because Michael Landon was Little Joe to me, and I was too young to understand. Also when I saw the ST:TOS episode "Mirror, Mirror", particularly Spock. Had a nightmare. People not being who they seem is still a big fear for me.
Michael Landon in I Was a Teenage Werewolf with a hairy face, pointed ears and sharp gnarly teeth
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A photo of a horrible ceramic clown head, with text that reads DID YOU STEAL THIS CLOWN FROM MICKEY'S? YOUR MISFORTUNE WILL END ONLY AFTER IT HAS BEEN RETURNED
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
For those who like to report/block these kinds of people
A post on bluesky wherein vpofcommonsense (Voltaire) uses the r slur
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I find this straight banana off-putting
2 very ripe bananas on a wood cutting board. One is disturbingly straight instead of pleasingly curved
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I cannot express how nauseating I find this. I don't understand how anyone can take anyone who thinks this is normal behavior seriously. I'm supposed to vote for this man? WHAT THE FRENCH FRIED FUCK?! Was the red bird's name Tony Evers?
An excerpt from a NYT article reading
"Mr. Crowley, facing pressure to rejoin the field, was praying for guidance. His wife asked for a clear sign that her husband should rejoin the race and said that if she saw a red bird, Mr. Crowley should get back in. Sure enough, she saw a red bird shortly afterward. 
Ten days after leaving the race, he jumped back in.
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
SAME lol
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
That was *kind of* his point, but he's clearly a ding dong so...
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The NERVE
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Tiny Godzilla's performance of Hamlet was amazing
A tiny Godzilla performing Hamlet, holding a human skull. He is on a stage made from a bourbon box, with a lit orange background. Also featured are a shiny blue rock, a palm tree lamp, a kind of tiki ish wooden statue, and an enamel Daredevil pin
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Mercury Stardust facebook post that says that the peaceful encampment where a man was murdered by police is being removed by police in riot gear. Freedom Inc has a live feed. The order came from our mayor, Satya Rhodes-Conway.
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Back up to hazardous.
An app showing the air quality in Madison. It is on a maroon background. It says the level is 310, that it is the HAZARDOUS level, and there's an icon of someone wearing a gasmask
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hair farmer
A tanned and toned hottie looks over her shoulder, long, thick dark braids frame her face. There is a Tlingit raven tatto on her shoulder. She is wearing a neon green racer back tank and a green and white bandana. She is smiling, no teeth showing
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Probably the first thing I knew about Belgium. I was obsessed (still am) with Wesley Dennis' wonderful illustrations in Marguerite Henry's "Atlas of Horses".
Painting of a team of 2 huge, muscled Belgian horses, with golden brown coats, white socks, and blonde mane and tails. They are in a contest at a summer fair in a green field with a few lush green trees. It's probably a weight pulling contest, as their thick necks are bowed with effort. Their driver is leaning so far forward, he is bent in half. He is wearing blue overalls, blue long sleeved shirt, sleeves rolled up to the elbows, and a brimmed straw hat. There are men perhaps having a tug of war in the near background. In the far background, you can see the top of a Ferris wheel and some flags
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
A Mexican street food restaurant in Virginia
A indigenous Mexican image of men altered to wearing modern Mexican soccer jerseys is performing ritual human sacrifice by removing a man in an England Jersey's still beating heart from his chest
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
People are saying this is Peter Thiel
A scene from the X-Files episode "Leonard Betts". He is a man who kills people to eat their cancer in order to survive. In this episode, he has been decapitated and his body has left the morgue, sans head, to regenerate his head in a tub of iodine. His new face is emerging from the iodine, and it is wet and shiny and hairless, almost like a burn victim, and very similar to what Peter Thiel's face looks like
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I thought Royals were SO FANCY and still crave them sometimes
Colorful foil paper wrapped Brach's Royals caramels, a cylindrical candy twisted at the ends. Very sophisticated people enjoyed them in the 70s
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
@jortsthecat.bsky.social Some Jorts merch, Sauk County Humane Society, Wisconsin. FREE MOTO MOTO he's done nothing wrong, those other cats started it!
A extremely handsome ginger cat peers at you from behind bars, where he is so cruelly and unjustly held. A small lock hangs from the bars, an insult to his dad plight. Text reads "Moto Moto/ Male/ 1 year/ **dos NOT like other cats** He bears a resemblance to Jorts
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Tate looks like Daffy Duck when he gets his bill blown off
Daffy Duck holding his own bill that has been shot off his head
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Is this it?
A fun food color and egg dye game with 4 vials of colors with cone caps
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
No one in Milwaukee is worried
A RECOMBOBULATION AREA sign at Milwaukee Mitchell International Airport
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I am used to Kris or Chris, but this was a new one.
A pizza box side, with my name, which is chrys, inexplicably spelled Phris
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
A scene from the movie "Being There" where Peter Sellers' character Chance the gardener is walking down an urban sidewalk. There is a dirty building wall behind him that says "america ain't shit because the white man has a god complex"
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Nature's perfect creation
Eartha Kitt in a fringed costume is leaping gracefully and athletically in the air, arms above her head, legs bent, toes pointed.
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
They're tearing down my favorite campus building in Madison, the Humanities building
The Mosse Humanities building in Madison, Wisconsin. It is a light grey structure in the brutalist style. It has some hard to describe architectural features.
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
OH, it's UP NORTH cold
Screenshot of my weather app, showing it's -17° with a -40° wind-chill
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
This charmer was at work today, and no one seems to know where they came from. Much simpler than your guys, but very cute, and made me think of you
I cute little guy who is a red rectangular stuffed felt ornament, with button eyes and a big sharp-toothed grin, and wee little feet and hands. There are gold stars behind his button eyes.
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year!
Toshikoshi soba with fried oysters, Naruto, wakame, and green onions
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree.
An older gentleman is on a well manicured yard by brick house or building. There are well established trees behind him. He is barding, grey haired, and wears glasses. He has a determined look on his face. He is holding up an air horn and as if he is ready to employ it. The chyron reads: JEFF FOSTER Tired of Birds
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Off topic, but I finally figured out what your profile pic reminds me of- the cover of my brother's favorite childhood book
An illustration of a boy in a red shirt and yellow pants parachuting. His white parachute says FORTUNATELY on it, and a white cloud against the blue sky says "Written and Illustrated by REMY CHARLIP" on it. He has rosy red cheeks, tousled dark hair, a little smile, and is looking to the right, with his arms spread wide
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Linguine with clam sauce, with *so much* parsley, as is my wont
A close up of a white bowl of linguine with clam sauce, covered in parmesan and fresh parsley
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Pumpkin parmesan scones
2 golden brown pumpkin parmesan scones flecked with thyme fresh out of the oven still on a parchment paper lined pan. They smell great and are very enticing.
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Got some snow
A little snow on a black mailbox with a red flag, on a railing and plant that still has green leaves. It is night, but there is light from the streetlights.
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Tooms just endorsed Andrew Cuomo for Mayor of NYC
Eugene Tooms, the immortal genetic mutant who subsists entirely off of human livers, is peering out of the darkness with his yellow eyes
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP!DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!! www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
Last scene in the Planet of the Apes, where Taylor finds the ruins of the Statue of Liberty on the beach. He is on his hands and knees, devastated, as Nova and a horse look on
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
At this, the most holy of times, as Candy Season begins anew, completing the sweet sacred circle of life, I refuse to cast down any candy. For even if ye do not revere that candy, there will be someone amongst ye that does, and thou can trade it. Also, the answer is Good & Plenty
A pink, white, and magenta box of Good & Plenty, a terrible licorice candy
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I imagine someone has also shared the Misfits skull, but I'm going to anyway. Not a Nazi skull
A white skull on a black background used by the band named Misfits, sometimes called The Misfits
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Saturday night fry up
A white plate with fried egg, sausage, bacon, mushrooms, tomatoes, beans, and toast
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
um
A black and orange store display of, I kid you not, pumpkin spice scented Dude Wipes (butt wipes marketed to men)
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
No Kings! (except for Steve French, the weird little king of the bathtub) #caturday #nokings
A weird little tabby cat sitting in a bathtub. Only his head and shoulders are visible above the edge of the tub. He looks alert and silly, staring directly at the camera
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
My heart breaks for you. He always reminds me of my beloved now gone Ajax, the biggest sweetie ever
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
What we are dealing with here. Find this comment in "replies". Report and block.
Post from watersigndream.bsky.social reads:
"I think we're better off if the middle east burns to rubble. I'm ok with that."
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Steve French #caturday #eggboi
A grey tabby cat lying on a little blanket that looks like a fried egg looking up at you with big cute fucking saucer eyes
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Post reads: Sucking an entire can of spinach through a corncob pipe is not as easy as Saturday morning cartoons have led me to believe
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
A clear tube of red liquid with a red cap labeled BLOODY MOUTH
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
A cartoon version of Derrick Van Orden as Cornholio, with his arms bent and out to the side, and hands up palms facing forward. He has his blue T-shirt pulled over his head like a hood, and shorts. The shirt says Van Orden on it.
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Trump's face photoshopped onto that rich lady with mustard on her shirt who came out to protect her house from protesters with a gun
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chrys scott @chrysscott.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Trump's face photoshopped onto that rich white lady with a mustard stain on her shirt who came out of her house with a gun because she was scared of protesters
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