chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I guess the apple doesn't get launched very far from the tree 010
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"your honor, it's an honest mistake. I typed my mad libs fill-ins into a dark web search bar by accident." 010
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Reminds me of this Lewis Black bit from the early 2000s. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z07U...youtube.comTax Rebates and Common SenseYouTube video by Lewis Black - Topic 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I mean if that's the part of his job he specifically looks forward to then. by all means. you don't have to make the choo choo sound and push it along, unless you get fulfillment from that. 001
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026what if you're the only guy at the table at a hibachi place, but you've seen all that stuff about a million times, can you be like, dude you can just make the food and shoot the shit if you want. I don't need to see the onion volcano. unless you *want* to make one 100
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Oh, and there's no track lists. You can still find compilations of real music including some that have been made after the advent of AI, although I wish that more of them would explicitly say that the compilation is not AI generated. 010
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Generally speaking these channels can be easily identified because they invariably have many tracks added in a short span of time, they are generally variations on a theme, and also typically have AI generated thumbnails. Annoying, but still feasible at this point to hide the channels. 100
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I hate getting recommended AI music compilations on YouTube. I always click "don't recommend channel." There is something off about the quality of the sound that I do not have the knowledge to be able to describe. It heartens me to see that the number of views is typically less than real music. 110
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 08/08/2026update: they don't even happen in twos (as far as we know) 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026No man, I think there have been no kids named Allan since like 1965 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 02/08/2026buddy of mine who works for a grocery store says that every time there's a shooting at a grocery store he has to go take a test 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 30/07/2026demonstrating the Dunning-Kruger effect by bringing it up in reference to situations where it doesn't really apply 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026"woman who throws the ingredients on the cutting board or into the pan" is apparently a whole genre the algorithm has learned that I will stop and watch 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 15/07/2026according to this theme park the forces of darkness are susceptible to flash photography 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 15/07/2026looks like it's bad timing for my "50 states 50 salads" tour 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Well, I guess we're about to find out if these things really do happen in threes. 100
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 15/06/2026they say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. But has anyone ever paved a road with bad intentions? 000
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chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 16/05/2026"Goat butter" sounds like some kind of old timey swearing 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 05/05/2026every time I consider spending money on something, something else breaks. I was literally in the middle of considering getting a better chair and the goddamn TV in the other room won't turn on 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I'm not about to trust any desk chair review from someone who is the appropriate weight for their height 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 02/05/2026The tragedy buried in the concept of a machine to pet the cat 010
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Dont judge me if you see me in the kitchen drinking molasses straight from the jar trying to remember what the hell it was I ate lately that had that in it as an ingredient 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I can't burn sage because it sets off the smoke alarm so I just put it in the microwave 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Every time I eat peas I'm like why am I eating this again 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I have a remarkably lucid and distinct early childhood memory of seeing the Barney Miller end credits on a TV much like this. I don't remember the specifics of the actual TV but I definitely remember the remote. For all I know this one (on ebay) could even be THE actual remote... 031
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Man, times are getting tough if the fried chicken I got today was any indication. It was the smallest and most emaciated chicken I think I've ever seen, really overdone, and I swear to god one piece looked like a chunk was taken out of it 010
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 26/03/2026so Musk basically tried to do "Coupon: The Movie" (Mr. Show sketch) irl and guess what happened 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 22/03/2026AI can replace any work that earns under $250,000 per year but it could never replace the sort of leadership that makes a company waste $80 billion on a product that absolutely no one would ever want 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I've gotten really good at underestimating how long it takes to do things 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Beavers at the cosmic scoreboard coming in 3rd place in the planetary race to evolve intelligence and they're like, ok so who came in 2nd? 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Wow, this guy looks like what if Keanu reeves had no sex appeal 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 21/03/2026The Netherlands is a great place to be really high because seeing everything in the Dutch language can really fit the mood. Seeing a handmade sign that says "honden poep niet heer!" (Don't let your dog shit here, I think?) 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 17/03/2026did you ever see someone and think "oh yeah. this person definitely has one of those 'love is...' prints" in their possession 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 06/03/2026why would I go to sleep when I can make extremely obscure references groups.google.com/g/alt.comp.v...groups.google.comMac "Welcome Datacomp" virus? 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 06/03/2026all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.welcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompw 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I remember browsing usenet back in the day. I used to read alt.religion.kibology from time to time. On a related note, I see that kibo's website has been nonexistent since 2024, but it's saved at archive.orgarchive.orgInternet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Texts, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I've had the same username since before Google existed. I had a Geocities website that was indexed on Yahoo when Yahoo was mostly a directory of websites instead of a news aggregator with a search engine 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 23/02/2026one of the funniest pandemic moments was during the 2020 campaign when Trump initially thought he would take credit for how quickly a vaccine became available, but this played extremely poorly among his base 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 22/02/2026sequel to "Colossus: the Forbin Project" where it's years later and the A.I. that rules the world is getting dementia from retraining on its own output 000
