chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I guess the apple doesn't get launched very far from the tree 010
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"your honor, it's an honest mistake. I typed my mad libs fill-ins into a dark web search bar by accident." 010
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026what if you're the only guy at the table at a hibachi place, but you've seen all that stuff about a million times, can you be like, dude you can just make the food and shoot the shit if you want. I don't need to see the onion volcano. unless you *want* to make one 100
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I hate getting recommended AI music compilations on YouTube. I always click "don't recommend channel." There is something off about the quality of the sound that I do not have the knowledge to be able to describe. It heartens me to see that the number of views is typically less than real music. 110
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026No man, I think there have been no kids named Allan since like 1965 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 02/08/2026buddy of mine who works for a grocery store says that every time there's a shooting at a grocery store he has to go take a test 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 30/07/2026demonstrating the Dunning-Kruger effect by bringing it up in reference to situations where it doesn't really apply 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026"woman who throws the ingredients on the cutting board or into the pan" is apparently a whole genre the algorithm has learned that I will stop and watch 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 15/07/2026according to this theme park the forces of darkness are susceptible to flash photography 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 15/07/2026looks like it's bad timing for my "50 states 50 salads" tour 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Well, I guess we're about to find out if these things really do happen in threes. 100
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 15/06/2026they say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. But has anyone ever paved a road with bad intentions? 000
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chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 16/05/2026"Goat butter" sounds like some kind of old timey swearing 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 05/05/2026every time I consider spending money on something, something else breaks. I was literally in the middle of considering getting a better chair and the goddamn TV in the other room won't turn on 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I'm not about to trust any desk chair review from someone who is the appropriate weight for their height 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 02/05/2026The tragedy buried in the concept of a machine to pet the cat 010
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Dont judge me if you see me in the kitchen drinking molasses straight from the jar trying to remember what the hell it was I ate lately that had that in it as an ingredient 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I can't burn sage because it sets off the smoke alarm so I just put it in the microwave 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Every time I eat peas I'm like why am I eating this again 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I have a remarkably lucid and distinct early childhood memory of seeing the Barney Miller end credits on a TV much like this. I don't remember the specifics of the actual TV but I definitely remember the remote. For all I know this one (on ebay) could even be THE actual remote... 031
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Man, times are getting tough if the fried chicken I got today was any indication. It was the smallest and most emaciated chicken I think I've ever seen, really overdone, and I swear to god one piece looked like a chunk was taken out of it 010
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 26/03/2026so Musk basically tried to do "Coupon: The Movie" (Mr. Show sketch) irl and guess what happened 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 22/03/2026AI can replace any work that earns under $250,000 per year but it could never replace the sort of leadership that makes a company waste $80 billion on a product that absolutely no one would ever want 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I've gotten really good at underestimating how long it takes to do things 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Beavers at the cosmic scoreboard coming in 3rd place in the planetary race to evolve intelligence and they're like, ok so who came in 2nd? 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Wow, this guy looks like what if Keanu reeves had no sex appeal 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 21/03/2026The Netherlands is a great place to be really high because seeing everything in the Dutch language can really fit the mood. Seeing a handmade sign that says "honden poep niet heer!" (Don't let your dog shit here, I think?) 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 17/03/2026did you ever see someone and think "oh yeah. this person definitely has one of those 'love is...' prints" in their possession 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 06/03/2026why would I go to sleep when I can make extremely obscure references groups.google.com/g/alt.comp.v...groups.google.comMac "Welcome Datacomp" virus? 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 06/03/2026all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.welcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompwelcome datacompw 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I remember browsing usenet back in the day. I used to read alt.religion.kibology from time to time. On a related note, I see that kibo's website has been nonexistent since 2024, but it's saved at archive.orgarchive.orgInternet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Texts, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I've had the same username since before Google existed. I had a Geocities website that was indexed on Yahoo when Yahoo was mostly a directory of websites instead of a news aggregator with a search engine 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 23/02/2026one of the funniest pandemic moments was during the 2020 campaign when Trump initially thought he would take credit for how quickly a vaccine became available, but this played extremely poorly among his base 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 22/02/2026sequel to "Colossus: the Forbin Project" where it's years later and the A.I. that rules the world is getting dementia from retraining on its own output 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 22/02/2026(putting too much lemon curd on a cracker and spilling it on myself) "Argh! I flew too close to the sun! I am the lemon curd Icarus!" 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I'm beginning to think that it will happen when he has outlived his usefulness to whoever really runs this shit 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 22/02/2026if John Hammond was a real person they would have released an email from Epstein to him that reads "if u still need a hoist 2 lower a live cow in2 a pit of dinosuars,, I kno a guy" 000
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Do you think when a drug dog finds something, do they let him get a hit? 100
chris @chrysolipsist.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I'm a simple man. I see an Achewood panel, I "like" the post 100
