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Chronic Illness Humor

@chronicillness.bsky.social
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Chronic Illnesses + Autoimmune Disorders R no laughing matter but my humorous posts will make U feel better for while. chronicillnesstees.etsy.com mybodyistryingtokillme.com www.redbubble.com/people/Chronicill… #chronicillness

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 31m
#unspirational
An inspirational-style graphic featuring a vivid sunset sky with pink-orange clouds over deep blue water, with a lighthouse visible near the bottom left horizon.

Top text in large white sans-serif font reads: "JUST TAKE IT SLOW"

Bottom text in bold white, italicized font reads: "I am taking it slow. This is the slowest possible setting."
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 1h
#satire
>>SATIRE "My Best Guess Is That You're Pregnant,' Says Doctor Looking At Woman's Gushing Stab Wound     

[pic of doctor]    

MyBodyIsTryingTokillMe.com
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As shirts & stickers etc www.etsy.com/shop/Chronic... or www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1789...
Black t-shirt featuring bold white text at the top that reads, “At least it’s not life-threatening” in quotation marks. Below it, yellow text reads, “ME: Thank God it’s just life-ruining”. A red banner running across the bottom of the image lists two shop web addresses: etsy.com/shop/ChronicIllnessTees 
and 
redbubble.com/people/ChronicillnessT
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 1h
@the_disabled_diva on Insta
"Sometimes i have enough energy to love you but not enough energy to talk to you. "

the disabled diva - cynthia covert
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 2h
Jennaclaire
@jennaaclaire

the thing I've related most to in life is in spongebob when he went over to Sandy's house for the first time and was too socially anxious and polite to tell her he was slowly dying . That really hit home
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 2h
people asking me to hang out - listen, even my neighbors only see me by accident
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 3h
⚠️#darkhumor⚠️
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 3h
meme with text at the top and a scene from the animated show Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends below.

Top text reads: "When you rarely wear makeup.... and suddenly there's an event where you need to wear some and you just end up like:"

The image below shows the tall, thin imaginary friend character Duchess wearing exaggerated pink lipstick, prominent eyelashes, and a bow on her head while holding a lipstick tube.

Bottom subtitle text reads: "I'm a lady."
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 4h
A close-up image of Cady Heron (played by Lindsay Lohan) in the film Mean Girls, looking forward with a serious, intense expression.

Top text in bold, black font reads: "When you think you've hit your pain limit & things get more painful the next day"

Bottom subtitle text in white font reads: "...the limit does not exist."
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 5h
meme featuring black text at the top that reads: "Why does every damn thing have to be a lesson? I just want to be happy and healthy"

Below the text is a close-up image of Lisa Simpson against a pink background. She has wide, bloodshot, red-rimmed eyes, tears streaming down her face, and a stressed, overwhelmed expression.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 5h
i love blaming all of my negative personality traits on my illness. it's therapeutic.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 18h
Chronic Illness Humor
@chronicillness.bsky.social

Therapist: What would you tell a friend dealing with chronic illness?

My Friend: I'd ghost her. She sounds like a lot.

MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 18h
I'm like an avocado in that I'm only good for a short period of time and unfortunately, there's no way to figure out when that is
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 19h
Calling doctors' opinions of me "fan theories."
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 19h
Credit: @chronicloveclub.bsky.social
a wizard cat (me trying to heal) holding tea in front of a volcano (my chronic illness throwing a fit)  

chronic love club
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 20h
@murrman5.bsky.social
brent
@murrman5

[nodding my head to the beat] kinda catchy isn't it

[doctor taking stethoscope off my chest] it shouldn't be
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 20h
Erin Ekins (she/her)
@QueerlyAutistic

Whenever a celebrity is able to 'overcome' a disability, isn't it curious that the chosen narrative is always 'wow look what disabled people can do if they try hard enough' rather than 'wow look what disabled people can do if they get first class treatment and support'.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 21h
Gloomy - i would be so relieved if i got possessed. like you take over bud. it's bad in here.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 21h
@ura_crab
social media screenshot featuring a quote tweet against a dark interface.

Top Post: A tweet from box crab (@ura_crab) reading, "This is where they keep him".

Quoted Post: A post by Jam 🍓 (@averagefurr) dated Aug 9 that reads, "the one thing I took away from the Dr Pepper museum is that there’s a really big hole with no explanation about it there".

Image: A top-down view looking through a glass floor covering into a deep, circular, brick-lined well illuminated inside.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 21h
I got a haunted house right here, baby *points seductively at myself*
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 22h
How I sleep the night b4 a difficult doctor's appointment

[pic of girl with eyes wide open in  a panic]
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 23h
Chronic illness is like:
This is exactly what it feels like to have chronic illness

1st panel: guy climbing mountain 'come on'
2nd panel: guy still climbing 'just a little bit more'
3rd panel: guy almost at peak 'almost there'
4th panel: guy looks over peak and sees that it goes down a little bit and then there is a whole new mountain to climb 'oh crap...'
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 23h
@bippyyams - These two wolves inside me gotta stop having fucking diarrhea all the fucking time
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Source: @possum.mood on Insta
did you know you can just start screaming, basically anywhere. It's not illegal or anything.

[pic of possums shopping in a grocery store aisle and staring at the possum just screaming in the middle of the aisle]

Source: possum.mood on Insta
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
graphic meme set against a backdrop of a blue sky filled with clouds and a bright, glowing sun burst near the bottom horizon. Bold black text centered in the middle of the image reads, "WEIRD THING TO SAY TO A SICK PERSON."

MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#satire
>>Satire - Doctor assures recovering patient she has many more years of paying medical bills ahead of her - [pic of doctor caressing woman's face in hospital bed] mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me: My neck is a little stiff

WebMD: you're in rigor mortis
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
shuckl

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

wildy0ungbeautiful

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

shuckl

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

mrcomatoseoverthr

So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One thing people don’t understand about chronic illness:

It’s rarely just one symptom.

It’s pain + exhaustion + brain fog + dizziness + poor sleep... all happening at once.

Most people could tolerate one.

It’s the combination that becomes overwhelming.

@cfshealth
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A meme featuring black text at the top on a white background that reads, "I can relate to Alice.. she just keeps randomly eating and drinking everything she sees with the hope that it might actually solve all her problems". Below the caption is an illustration from Disney's animated movie Alice in Wonderland showing Alice, a blonde girl in a blue dress and white apron, holding a piece of mushroom up to her mouth to eat it against a solid black background.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Artist: @explosm.bsky.social
four-panel webcomic meme featuring two simple cartoon figures standing next to a small Doberman pinscher.

Panel 1: The person in green asks the owner in blue, "Does your dog bite?"

Panel 2: The owner replies, "No, but it can hurt you in other ways."

Panel 3: A close-up of the dog shows it speaking in bold text: "Tomorrow's another day".

Panel 4: The person in green squints in anguish and clutches their chest, crying out, "Nooooooo..."
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
meme featuring black bold text at the top that reads, "My body waiting for me to wake up so it can start terrorizing me again." Below the text is a dimly lit, shadowed image of Peter Griffin from Family Guy standing near a window blind, smoking a cigarette with glowing white eyes and a glowing red cigarette tip.

MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Imagine having an absolutely perfect morning and then you wake up and ruin it. What a f-cking nightmare
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#satire
>>Satire - Surgeon cheerfully tells patient the operation was a success and the billing department will be in shortly to ruin his life - pic of guy talking to his doctor from his hospital bed - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A graphic design meme in an 80s synthwave vaporwave aesthetic set against a black background.

At the top, cursive pink script text reads "My Body".

In the center, large 3D bold block letters with a bright cyan, yellow, and magenta gradient spell out "FUCKING".

Below it, white handwritten script text reads "Hurts Bro".

Behind the text is a neon-style geometric background featuring a downward-pointing triangle outlined in cyan, layered over a multi-colored gradient triangle.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My favorite thing about my opinionated body is when it shuts the f*ck up
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
rarevisibility

Imagine charging your phone for 10 hours and waking up to see it only reached 40%...

That's what chronic fatigue feels like.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🤣 what?
A product listing image showing a woman with her hair in a messy bun performing child's pose on a yoga mat with arms extended forward.

A light gray yoga block rests beside the mat. The black yoga mat is covered in a repeating white text pattern that reads "I MISS DRUGS".

Below the image, product text reads:
"I Miss Drugs Yoga Mat"
"$19.99"
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Artist: @mrlovenstein.bsky.social
4-panel webcomic by Mr. Lovenstein featuring a green frog talking to a green turtle.

Panel 1: The frog sits with a hand resting on its head in annoyance, saying in a speech bubble, "THIS WEEK HAS BEEN HORRIBLE".

Panel 2: The turtle looks back and responds, "DON'T FORGET, IT CAN ALWAYS BE WORSE..."

Panel 3: The frog narrows its eyes, glaring suspicion at the turtle, and asks, "IS THAT A THREAT?"

Panel 4: Against a purple background, a close-up shows the turtle smiling pleasantly without answering. A speech bubble from the frog off-panel demands, "ANSWER ME, TURTLE".
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
zeitghost

mastering ancient breathing techniques in the mountains of china to control my heart rate finely enough to jam out a sick tune on the hospital’s heart monitor

zeitghost

The doctors figure out after the sixth beep that I’m trying to play Wonderwall and they unplug my life support
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
human-pet-they

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gothic-styled meme featuring a blonde doll lying inside a pink, velvet-lined ornate gold coffin, surrounded by lit candelabras.

The doll wears a dramatic black Victorian-style ballgown with a high black lace collar.

Overlaying the image in white serif text:
"When they say “listen to your body”, but all my body wants to do is this"

@lidapavlova_magic
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Artist: oblyvian on Tumblr
5-panel black-and-white comic strip titled "LIFE by: oblyvian ♡" depicting a interaction between a personified figure labeled "LIFE" and a girl.

Panel 1: A rounded figure with the word "LIFE" written on its chest hands a small cookie to a girl with long hair, saying, "I am giving you a cookie."

Panel 2: The girl holds the cookie happily with little lines around her head and says, "Yay! Thanks Life!♪" while Life stands by with a smile.

Panel 3: Life's smile flattens slightly as it says, "Yes. Now I am going to kick you in the shins." The girl looks confused, holding the cookie with speech bubbles reading "... wha-".

Panel 4: Life directly kicks the girl in the shins with a extended leg. The girl expresses shock and pain with a distressed expression.

Panel 5: The girl lies flat on the ground looking defeated, saying a small "OK." Life stands cheerfully nearby, holding the cookie again and saying, "I am also taking the cookie back." The bottom right corner reads "FIN".
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
everyone is wondering what the f*ck is wrong with me, including my doctor
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
an old-timey doctor 

The doctor, pretending to listen, having already decided to tell you it's all in your head and you should do pilates about it
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@HLFHM on Twitter
YOU WERE ONLY BORN WITH 2 ARMS. STOP TRYING TO HOLD IT ALL TOGETHER drop some shit, have a cry, use both hands to give people the finger.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Clippy (the paper clip that used to give helpful hints on Windows) says "Even God Can't Help You This Time. Would You Like To Save Your File As Im_Fucked.docx'?"
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I scheduled about 3 weeks of posts. I've been working too hard and need to recover, so I will be trying my best to stay off the Internet for a few weeks. I hope you all understand that I won't be replying to comments. Love you all.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yeah, catheters can and do hurt, doctor
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😂
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