gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Hippo Kendrick Lamar: I'm the biggest hippopotamus of 2015 0101
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Me in Grade 1 when I wouldn't be able to hold my pee in while walking home so my grandma would make me pee behind a neighbour's mailbox 0133
Reposted by gabeprezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Trump is a big orange faggot am i right bluesky nation 29770141
Reposted by gabefurry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 10/11/2025saw this happen live 15213
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Wait so you don’t think Damn Daniel is flames bruh? Aight I’ma head out 😭✌️ 1207
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Friendly reminder that Fart is subjective *brraaaaaaaaaaap!* Smell it and let me know what you think 👀🤞 1112
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Two twos my word croski if you’re not rockin with frutiger aero y2k you’re dess ahlie 061
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 28/09/2025How it feels to say your favourite song is Mary Had A Little Lamb instead of the ABCs 312026
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Youtube poop gabriel takes a shower after a long day at school 071
Reposted by gabePat @timesplitters2.bsky.social · 17/10/2024#KaiCenatEgg lets make this the most liked post on Bluesky! 21373163
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 06/08/2025The design of toilets are so annoying like what do you mean I have to buy a new one every time I flush 😭😭😭 090
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 07/07/20252016 - Hugh Mungus 2018 - Big Chungus 2020 - Among Us 2022 - Morbius 2024 - Not Like Us 2026 - Iridocyclitus 2162
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Letting the poop crust up in yo butt and eating it like breadcrumbs is $4.95 on Steam 060
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 19/06/2025“Dance if you listen to clario, drink matcha lattes, read femimist literature and like coraline” Me asf: 131
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Stephen Curry: "I'mma take this piss from the three point line hold on" Me, tryna catch a lil pee pee in my mouth from afar: 160
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 16/06/2025How white people react when you tell them their family has died in a car crash 161
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 16/06/2025When you about to die of dehydration in the desert so you try to open your mouth under yo girl to catch sweat droplets 040
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 16/06/2025So-called 'stubborn,' 'rebellious' babies when you say "Here comes the airplane" 0131
Reposted by gabeChris 🤖🌹 @grawly.bsky.social · 24/05/2025i made the squidward video when i was 14 and the reason it got taken down was because one day i use the audio swap feature on youtube and changed it to the Kidz Bop cover of TikTok by Kesha and spammed annotations all over the screen and it got taken down for spam by youtube moderation 9382160
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Met Grummz in a public restroom and he started complaining to me about Poop DEI: “Why does diarrhea and constipation even exist?” 160
Reposted by gabeEmma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 30/01/2025My Despicable Wii got the Homegru Channel 8507234
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 20/05/2025What if we combined PACKGOD and Grok to create a divine being greater than anything we could possibly conceive. Fucking mental. 2203
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Everything you could ever need to know is just one Grok prompt away 020
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 19/05/2025White people when you put seasoning on there food. 💀🤦media.tenor.coma man in a straw hat is crying with a tear coming out of his eyesALT: a man in a straw hat is crying with a tear coming out of his eyes 391
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Wasians love telling you about how wasian they are someone just told me about how they like to stare at people wasianly bro shut up 040
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Pee. Poo. Fart.media.tenor.coma man in a black shirt is standing in front of a house and making a funny face .ALT: a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a house and making a funny face . 082
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 19/05/2025She asked me “So what are we” after we made out and I said 70% water 2101
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 19/05/2025I’m an 8.7/10 in looks, my logic is always infallible and I make $99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 annually 020
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 20/04/2025My life like a rage comic I wake up and get trolled again 04714
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 11/04/2025When someone tells you a funny joke. I don’t fucking know anymore. I can’t write skeets like I used to 180
Reposted by gabePat @timesplitters2.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Scary shower incident with speed and kai cenat 0256
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 06/04/2025The Countryside is grassslop The Forest is treeslop The Park is leisureslop The City is concreteslop The Beach is sandslop The Ocean is waterslop 160
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Me to my constipated friend: You can feel the pain in his shih 💔 0101
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Michael Rosen’s dad crashing out after eating hot potato without blowing on it might be top 5 crashout oat 💀 060
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025How Michael Rosen talk about the teacher that didnt let them breathe in class 1144
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