gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Me in Grade 1 when I wouldn't be able to hold my pee in while walking home so my grandma would make me pee behind a neighbour's mailbox 0133
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 28/09/2025How it feels to say your favourite song is Mary Had A Little Lamb instead of the ABCs 312026
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 19/06/2025“Dance if you listen to clario, drink matcha lattes, read femimist literature and like coraline” Me asf: 131
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Stephen Curry: "I'mma take this piss from the three point line hold on" Me, tryna catch a lil pee pee in my mouth from afar: 160
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 16/06/2025How white people react when you tell them their family has died in a car crash 161
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 16/06/2025When you about to die of dehydration in the desert so you try to open your mouth under yo girl to catch sweat droplets 040
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 16/06/2025So-called 'stubborn,' 'rebellious' babies when you say "Here comes the airplane" 0131
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 11/04/2025When someone tells you a funny joke. I don’t fucking know anymore. I can’t write skeets like I used to 180
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025How Michael Rosen talk about the teacher that didnt let them breathe in class 1144
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Me when I'm visiting relatives in Arlington and I have to bring my pet Polar Bear: 1232
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 09/02/2025How Squidward when Sponge bob dont annoy him on his day off. 0160
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 04/02/2025When Sponge bob decide not to annoy Squidward on his day off. 0742
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Me in first grade when I would pee my pants in class because I was afraid of asking the teacher to go to the washroom 171
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Showing this to my two year old son after he draws a stick figure of me with crayons 1131
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 28/12/2024People putting Solo Leveling in their top anime of the year list 2592
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 11/12/2024How my balls look at me when I forget to wash them for a month 1723
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024How hip hop fans look at you when you tell them Not Like Us’ new album was lowkey mid 46210
gabe @chronakey.bsky.social · 20/10/2024When you post #KaiCenatEgg 🥚 it has a special like animation! 😱 419937
