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Chris C

@chriswideawake.bsky.social
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If Shane McGowan and Joe Strummer had a crack baby that lifted weights.

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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Mike Rogers’ wife is handing out $10 gas cards in Michigan while asking people to vote for her husband. Republicans made gas unaffordable. Now they’re offering $10 to keep them in power. #BlueWaveIn20Days
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I keep reading that there have been no public executions in the United States for decades. Not true.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
republicans used to complain about the violence in gangster rap and now they want to livestream an execution
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Marked safe from Dennis hastert molesting me.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Taken too old, way past their prime
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saints were embarrassing. Dishonored the Katrina rebirth dead.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
White sox
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I get that. Cali sober people don't want to be around drinking. I'm not sure if the math works without it though? D9 probably bring in $20-$24 revenue per guest visiting. Alcohol average ring per visit around $40-$50.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Russia let's out a plague to help mid term elections.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kudos to Erin Tracy, only a matter of time before the Klan / Ice start messing with her life.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He is also what dumb people think a smart person is.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bruh lots a luck is a proper alcohol abuse center, best day drinking and coke sniffing in Lakeview.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sir that's obviously in scary New Orleans
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Somebody check this dude's T. Hah
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@dinfontay.com are you tracking the Wes Henderson story? Looks like the free rooms at his whiskey castle came with a price.
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An incredible F-YOU to Robert Kraft. Love to see it.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
After we vote evil out we need to write some.laws so that this shit never happens again.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Ted Lasso says YES! (TheGoon BigOldGoon)
ALT: Ted Lasso says YES! (TheGoon BigOldGoon)
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Weekend war back on.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah I don't want to poop next to anyone ever.
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Left Of Center Orange Hater @leftocorangehater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I like the idea of its hands on your balcony and it's dangling while looking in the window.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The national guard are the descendants of the colonial militias built to crush slave revolution.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do you know anyone who has a crane?
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anything to stay outta jail haha
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dixie dickheads
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey NOLA friends any other ideas for names for this bar? The slave states? Traitors?
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've won awards but no award sweeter than realizing I didn't shit my pants when I thought I might have.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
White sox
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's important to not give in to the devil when he tempts us.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I keep reading posts about raising sons right. This is good. It's also acceptable to raise your daughter like Uma Thurman in Kill Bill.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shithole state but then oh look mardi gras.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good on you for not being a rain person and go buy one of them all year randazzos.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Somebody running for statewide office.
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Daniel Knowles @dlknowles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I struggled to finish reading this important and horrifying reporting www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
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The Babies Left Behind in America
The United States is deporting parents without their children, creating a whole new family-separation crisis.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't abuse my Adam Idah like that. sports.yahoo.com/articles/isr...
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Israel fans accused of racially abusing player during Ireland game
Israel fans allegedly made monkey chants at Black Irish player Adam Idah.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gilded Christianity, the doctrine of prosperity.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Las vegas zebras
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ugh turnover city is always shitty.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He intended to throw forward tho
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Neighbors two blocks away just heard my whole dat.
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Chick Gone Bad 🐸🐱🦖🏳️‍🌈♀️🇺🇦 @chickgonebad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know what’s more dangerous than a trans athlete? 7 Frat boys at Cornell University.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shough em up.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Or hear me out, perhaps they were a brilliant marketer trying to hussle some mid apples?
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anointed by jesus to punish the evil doers. I'm not playing their Dnd game
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And no 🐈
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These people make Marie Antoinette look connected to the people and empathetic by comparison. They laugh at what their own voters are going through as they continue to mock them as they enrich themselves and have a great time.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/09/2026
Their punishment was to write essays.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now he just showing his ass. 😂
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It would appear that the alumni association sequestering lame kiffins harem of former LSU cheerleaders for the week has given him time to focus on work.
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