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Chris C

@chriswideawake.bsky.social
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If Shane McGowan and Joe Strummer had a crack baby that lifted weights.

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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 10h
Marked safe from Dennis hastert molesting me.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 11h
Saints were embarrassing. Dishonored the Katrina rebirth dead.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 14h
White sox
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Russia let's out a plague to help mid term elections.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Somebody check this dude's T. Hah
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@dinfontay.com are you tracking the Wes Henderson story? Looks like the free rooms at his whiskey castle came with a price.
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An incredible F-YOU to Robert Kraft. Love to see it.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
After we vote evil out we need to write some.laws so that this shit never happens again.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Weekend war back on.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah I don't want to poop next to anyone ever.
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Left Of Center Orange Hater @leftocorangehater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey NOLA friends any other ideas for names for this bar? The slave states? Traitors?
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've won awards but no award sweeter than realizing I didn't shit my pants when I thought I might have.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
White sox
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I keep reading posts about raising sons right. This is good. It's also acceptable to raise your daughter like Uma Thurman in Kill Bill.
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Daniel Knowles @dlknowles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I struggled to finish reading this important and horrifying reporting www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
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The Babies Left Behind in America
The United States is deporting parents without their children, creating a whole new family-separation crisis.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't abuse my Adam Idah like that. sports.yahoo.com/articles/isr...
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Israel fans accused of racially abusing player during Ireland game
Israel fans allegedly made monkey chants at Black Irish player Adam Idah.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ugh turnover city is always shitty.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He intended to throw forward tho
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Neighbors two blocks away just heard my whole dat.
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Chick Gone Bad 🐸🐱🦖🏳️‍🌈♀️🇺🇦 @chickgonebad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know what’s more dangerous than a trans athlete? 7 Frat boys at Cornell University.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shough em up.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These people make Marie Antoinette look connected to the people and empathetic by comparison. They laugh at what their own voters are going through as they continue to mock them as they enrich themselves and have a great time.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/09/2026
Their punishment was to write essays.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It would appear that the alumni association sequestering lame kiffins harem of former LSU cheerleaders for the week has given him time to focus on work.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 26/09/2026
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just sitting around watching Gleason block dat punt day.
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Diamond Dave @texbrodave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Great Very helpful AI
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When people ask if I'm on the Tyler Shough train.
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Antonio Banderas: Not Yet You Wait (Desperado)
ALT: Antonio Banderas: Not Yet You Wait (Desperado)
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Skattebo pronounced scat-a-boo. Like peek-a-boo but with scat, has the must punchable face in the NFL. Sorry dude, you been double unlucky.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Restaurant apocalypse is coming. The math doesn't work with rising costs, consumers cutting back on discretionary spending and alcohol sales falling. The high margin cocktails were the profit center. The rest of it doesn't make sense with the rent. 26-27 is going to be rough.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Although these types of trainings have gone on for years post Katrina, stay vigilant for your migrant neighbors. Training ops are also used as a smoke screen for real ops.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm sure they will back date revoking his work permit and use that to justify attempted murder.
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Marta Jewson @martajewson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Early on I heard this and it stuck - even if we 'know it' it's helpful to spell it out. If there is not due process for everyone, there is not due process for anyone — because there's nothing to stop authorities from saying you belong to a different group.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This saints team is something
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The grand golden arch will be the blue lives matter punisher armory.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm thinking this is the year to order that Daejon Love Jersey. ❤️🤣
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LSU donor alumni meeting tonight to discuss banning Lane Kiffin from Tigerland for the rest of the season.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lane kiffin just conned the shit outta Louisiana just like Jeff Landry and the data farms and spacex shit.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Looks like lane kiffin was studying the girls at Fred's all week instead of film. #lsu #oldpervert
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WAPO is reporting that at least four more service members have died in the war in Iran than DOD is publicly acknowledging. CNN is reporting that the US almost seized a Chinese vessel because AI incorrectly identified it as containing Iranian nuclear material. Clown show.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
At the same time?
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Turns the Celtic around in 3 2 1 ....
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Art of the deal. They ruin our country then the left has to try and fix it in less time that they broke it.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Celtic lack cohesion. If Ted lasso taught me anything we need to bring the boys down to whatever Masonic pub outside of Ipox and make them fight their way out in order to fix this mess.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
As much as there is racial hatred driving the mass deportations and detainment in concentration camps here in the states, there is a based AI business need for it too. They need make available service/ construction labor jobs for the remaining middle class to perform as AI continues to kill jobs.
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
All they had to do was pay for a wedding? Art of the deal.
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
An allegory that teaches the road to racial purity only ends in sickness and regret. #woke
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Chris C @chriswideawake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I hope Celtic bring some fire and passion tomorrow and Sunday. Win or lose I want to see a fight. Why is it always just the right back bringing the fire?
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