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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Hope you've warned the cats that don't live with you that they'll be better off not living with you.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

The Norman Cook remix of Brimful of Asha by Cornershop. Never fails.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

This could catch on. Devon v Cornwall in the scone cup.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Also I have "Chris Pratt the talking Cat" stuck in my head like some sort of Vic Reeves fever dream.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Having said that, I'm utterly certain my minor role as trainee solicitor's clerk wasn't at the expense of a more experienced and better actor. I do think that this study is correct, and were it not for a small handful of Close, Thompson, Mirren, and Streep then the ratio would be far worse.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I did some training videos a long time ago. Does that count?

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

@noscoredraws.com On the wall above my desk. The fear of Edin Džeko induced nightmares will keep me awake during working hours!

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Ordered mine earlier today. A slow delivery can only mean a few extra days respite for my eyes.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Mistakes like that are all about them fine margins.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

That alt text though. Chapfuckingeau.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Head off, obviously. Blimmin' autocorrect.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

If it turns out to be horrendous, fake an attack of Spoonerism and he'd off for some chai tea.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

The King cup (according to Google AI) is also known as the Navy cup and was a football tournament. 1925/26 winners were RNB Devonport, so a possibility.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Starting to understand what Roald Dahl had for lunch the day he started writing Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

I went trick or treating once. Knocked on Darcy Bussell's door. She gave me a twirl.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Because wombles are notoriously bad swimmers.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

@louiejw.bsky.social posted without comment following your ycihy question.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Did you repost this to canvas a wider opinion? *getscoat*

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Well, there we go. Season ticket renewed. Ready for another year of hope, expectation, disappointment, and suggesting the referee might not be very good. Up the Fulham. #FFC

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Haven't posted much on here, but watching the F1 sprint and having an exceptionally lovely @chapeldown.bsky.social gin is a good use of a Saturday. If only Fulham had won it would have been perfect.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

The BIG Sheep theme park in Devon.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Thought that was a dead gazelle in the foreground at first.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

That's a bunch of good points. Yesterday was crap, but not that long ago we were staring very hard at being a league one outfit.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Queen Juliana of the Netherlands

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

So Haaland signs a new deal at City running to 2034. It’s almost as if they’ve been told they’re not getting punished for 134 financial breach charges.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

But who gets locked in a cupboard?

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Thank you both, as always, for a great write up. Much more entertaining than the game was! A very happy Christmas to the two of you.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Work Christmas party today. Usually loads of people I’ve never met drinking like there’s no tomorrow. So far everyone is well behaved. Slightly disappointed tbh.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Aah Cécile. They call her the Jackal.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Jodie Foster in Bugsy Malone for me. And before anyone accuses me of nonceness, she’s older than me!

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

I thought Castagne was so far off the pace in the first half he must have eaten all his birthday cake early. Second half was unbelievably different from everyone though. My favourite moment has to be Calvin’s toddler tantrum whilst retaining the presence of mind to keep hold of the ball!

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

To be clear here, it’s just her I can’t stand. Much rather have Naomi Schiff presenting.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Turned on the telly. F1 programme on. Danica Patrick is one of the presenters. Turned off the telly.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

I was going to suggest @twiggsonia.bsky.social as she’s a cricket journalist and in NZ now, but turns out she hasn’t posted a thing since she got there!

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Yeah, I’m probably going to give it a swerve too.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

So the FA make Fulham v Watford a Thursday night match for “overseas broadcast”. They can already broadcast overseas at 3pm on a Saturday, when the fans can actually be there. Makes me wonder what the letters FA might actually stand for. Pretty sure Arseholes is one of them.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

If I should bump into him in the butchers, which is not as far fetched as it may seem, I might suggest he reconsider his support 😃. I read something by Kerr years ago, but can’t remember what. I’ll put this trilogy on the list. Thanks.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Alex Gerlis is a fine writer. I’ve read half a dozen of his thrillers, all set during the Second World War. He lives in Ealing, so there’s a chance he supports the mighty whites instead of Bus Stop FC too.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

They will be if it’s a chocolate advent calendar and Postman Pat got the munchies…

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Do you know what really pisses me off? Finding a “sorry we missed you” card from the postman. Clearly you missed me pal by simply not ringing the fucking doorbell.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Dear Daily Mail. Today I had a ham and mustard sandwich for lunch. This was not a bid to join an anti-woke rally, it’s just what was in my fridge.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Of course, this is at the same time as the men are at the Cottage v Arsenal, but not everyone will be at that one.

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Chris Waldock @chrisw2512.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

For those Fulham fans that have never been to watch the women’s team play, they’ve just been drawn away to Brentford in the FA Cup. Keep an eye on the website, and go and make some noise when we batter them. #FFC #FulhamFC #COYW

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