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@chrisvest.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy

Computer at lifestyle company in Cupertino. So much #netty, #java, #database, and #tls config: searchable 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.social/@chrisvest, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Chris @chrisvest.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026

Oh? I always wondered what they looked like… Thanks, iTunes.

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Chris @chrisvest.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

[Screenshot of bad take from x.com] Fine, when you put it like that, just let Denmark sink into the ocean. We don’t deserve any better.

Screenshot of tweet from X.com with the following text:

We gave you C++.
We gave you DHH, RoR and Omarchy.
We gave you C#, PHP and TypeScript.
Friggin' Bluetooth.
It's. All. Danish.
Now tell me again how technologically irrelevant
Europe is.
I'll wait.
What did you even ship??!

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Chris @chrisvest.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026

LinkedIn is the craziest place, man…

Screenshot from LinkedIn showing a post from a research engineer at Microsoft. His post is a picture of a laptop with the caption “got a new macbook, what should I install first?”
The laptop is open and the screen shows a text editor with a file that is just a dozen lines of different API keys to various AI services. These are secrets that absolutely should not be shared with the whole wide web.

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Chris @chrisvest.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026

Almost 10k DPS ball in BALLxPIT. Woah.

A screenshot from the Expedition Ended screen in ball x pit, showing the build of a ball accomplishing 9240 damage per second, and over 10 million total damage. The concept of it is a laser ball that causes the monsters to sprout mini laser balls that in turn perpetuates the effect. This causes a feedback loop of screen-clearing laser raves.

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Chris @chrisvest.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026

[Screenshot that includes Trump] Is there a new trend for white men in blue suits and red tie that they have to look slightly to the right and hold out their hands when given a podium and microphone?