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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
True Confessions: I get Minecraft and minesweeper confused, so I spent a bit of time believing Mike Tomlin got really good at the game that comes free with the computer.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
youtu.be/QydgPHAJ5mg?...
youtu.be
The Human Expression - Love At Psychedelic Velocity
YouTube video by blacflag
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One day I’ll hear big black’s "bad penny" and not think of former MLB pitcher Brad Penny, but today is not that day.
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Gary Whitta @garywhitta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
any corned beef fans out there?
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
For the Tigers fans in the audience: at this exact moment McGonigle is batting 273 with a 799 OPS and Clark is batting 273 with a 798 OPS
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Citizen Dick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheerhan
Fake band from the movie Singles.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Did i just hear Hasil Adkins on a Google advert?
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hold it, that’s what Pat McAfee’s voice sounds like?
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"I think kids should be able to play sports with their friends, simple as. The only reason you freaks bang on about this is because you have no answers to real problems so you have to invent fake ones."
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🚨 Midnight Run airs in 18 mins on TCM 🚨
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 04/09/2026
oh no
a screenshot of a webpage that reads

The 38 worst bluesky posters
Vote for anyone with a Bluesky account, up to 10 votes. The 38 with the most votes will have their accounts deleted. Votes are public and will be personally read aloud to the recipients by their mother.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Eat shit, @drewmagary.bsky.social ! youtu.be/p2sez21Cyyo?...
youtu.be
Honey Bucket
YouTube video by Melvins - Topic
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dang ol’ street waves
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Star Trek @startrek.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yeah yknow man dub housing talking bout dang ol classic man got them revolutionary vocals and dang keyboard like “Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee deedee Dee Dee Deedee” p-p pretty cool yknow
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not now honey, there’s a developing thread of dudes opining on Pere Ubu in the voice of king of the hill characters
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
There was that prompt going around about bands you’ve seen 2+ times. Here‘s one for bands you’ve only seen once Lazy Cowgirls Cheater Slicks Hellacopters Jesus Lizard Andre Williams
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The cosmic psychos are blokes you can trust.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Welp, my curtains for zoosha? moment has arrived. I’m at 3, and one I recognized the face but not the name. www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
rollingstone.com
25 Most Influential Creators of 2026
From breakout comedians and beauty experts to fashion newcomers and political stars, here are some of the biggest voices shaping the internet in 2026.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have peeped the Butthole Surfers movie, and I can bestow upon it my seal of approval
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It has become too much
Never wanna hear "Hasan Piker" again for eternity
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Pouring one out for the ending of the Pro Bowl and posting my one favorite memory: The 2006 Pro Bowl when Sean Taylor briefly killed Brian Moorman on a fake punt play
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
TIL that Larry Fine had an anti-Hitler scene cut by the censors in a Clark Gable movie.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Aw, man, not Dolly
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I hope you get stung by a swarm of bees @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social !
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Some days, you just really need a Bartles & Jaymes wine cooler and a Garcia y Vega cigar.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I’m getting some good hydration Good Good Good Good hydration
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fuck you, then, AMI
When I am king all jukeboxes will be mandated to have the pussy galore discography
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I hate it when white people RT shit from 6 months ago
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So is that BMG music club thing still around, or?
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
ZZ Top. What a buncha Texas shitkickers (complimentary)
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You people never talk about how a storm in heaven is a great record and, frankly, it’s disappointing.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Now, see, that’s too many degrees.
106, realfeel 109. Kill me.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
youtu.be/9Hbr778CD3M?...
youtu.be
Funkadelic - Friday Night, August 14th
YouTube video by gebjgbtl571
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
This is more punk rock than the Sex Pistols. youtu.be/u6Zxwda0Qsg?...
youtu.be
The Girl Can't Dance
YouTube video by Bunker Hill - Topic
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My maternal grandmother was a big country music fan, and Willie was at the top of her list. I like to think she stayed up to watch Leno for this. youtu.be/92H7eqLjWo8?...
youtu.be
WILLIE NELSON w/ SUPERSUCKERS "Bloody Mary Morning" Live on Late Night TV 1996
YouTube video by Punk Rick's Videos
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I turned on the NFL game just now and Miles Davis gained 36 yards for Carolina on a play, which I can only assume, is called Bitches Brew.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I did not need to know about the ketchup slices.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Pay your water bill!
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ever wish you didn’t know how to read?
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It’s a Madonna pap smear
The butthole surfer in the movie slacker
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Just cut off free bird on the jukebox and replaced it with honey bucket please clap
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Larbon Jam a Sixers? OK sure why not.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This is all your fault @clangorofdale.bsky.social
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Miles Marihuana
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
There’s that thing that comes around about "what sports event would’ve been great if social media had existed at the time?" and my submission to the genre is the Pittsburgh Drug Trials. The Parrot Was a Dealer!
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"Set up an apparatus and destroy ICE", Karl Malden says in this Matt Helm picture just now.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If Egypt prevails we all gotta walk like an Egyptian. I don’t make the rules. Oh ay oh.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Ed Roth is at the bar?
Automobile driven by a rat fink
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I pronounce it Crow-ah-tee-uh
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
[cackles maniacally]
Paul George for Jaylen Brown are you fucking kidding me?
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