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Christreated

@christreated.bsky.social
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Delivering the groceries at 138 beats per minute

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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 2m
Me, when I realized the brewers glove logo was an M and a B
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 8m
We’ll just spread an urban legend until the Blaha Boys are forced to confront the truth!
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 14m
I am familiar and, no, I did not know that! See, this is an ideal use of social media.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 24m
Radio Birdman, of course, got their name from mishearing the lyric in the stooges 1970. I always thought he said radio Birdman too. But, no. It’s burnin’.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 27m
Yeah the spirit is the same both ways for sure.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 30m
Not now, honey. We’re debating 40 year old garbled replacements lyrics.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 31m
I believe it’s validated to be "wait on…". I was long on team "we are…"
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 38m
that and also "got no warrant to name us"
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 59m
They are not
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 1h
bastards of young is this, for me
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 1h
Are the Huskers going to Dü an upset?
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 1h
Fuck the hoverbike level eternally
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 1h
A draw that feels like a win should count for 2 points
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 2h
Spursy (complimentary)
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 2h
Archie Gray was born the same day Harry Kane scored his first goal for Tottenham. Hashtag true facts.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 18h
President Bill Haydon.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 19h
When I came over here from the bad place (via invite code!) I decided to change up the brand to wash off the other place’s stink (was ChrisDallasTX there). First thing that popped into my head.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 19h
Is that the guy from the mistreaters that I stole this handle from lol
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 19h
I was only ever there for a Brewers game and some bar hopping after (went to visit a friend in Madison and popped down to MKE for said) but my impression was "Laverne and Shirley were on to something"
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 19h
Milwaukee is an underrated American city. And also the Cespedes BBQ kids being in their 30s makes me feel older than dirt.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I appreciate the White Sox crowd’s whole dressed in black punk rock attack thing they’ve got going on.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Minor Threat’s bass guy is the Devil Rays closer?
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do I want to go to Columbus Ohio next June?
Holy shit
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Giving 2006 Tigers vibes a bit. Granted those Tigers didn’t have the literal pope on their side, as far as I know.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Never a doubt
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me, when I see someone wearing one of those stupid cowboy ties
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All of your replies should be "why aren’t you posting about Y.A. Tittle?" or "Y.A. Tittle tonight Queen?"
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t believe there was a QB named Y.A. Tittle and that’s not what every post on BlueSky, the Sports App is about.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Saw this hearse. Taking this as a bad sign for the Vikings, sorry to say.
Purple hearse, the same one they used for Prince.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What in the hell was all that about in the Brewers game?
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hell yeah brother.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That’s the most Muncy you can get, by law.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Do you know this one?" "No, but if you hum a few bars, I can fake it"
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I haven’t seen them fools in years. I assume they still play very fast.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’d like to show him my bare ass. You could say I‘d like to moon Ray Kerr.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
True Confessions: I get Minecraft and minesweeper confused, so I spent a bit of time believing Mike Tomlin got really good at the game that comes free with the computer.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alas, he never became a Diamond King (or maybe he did, hell if I can remember)
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He was a Rated Rookie. Put some respect on his name!
A rated rookie goddamn it!
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He’s rather off-putting
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You got a permit for that?
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Absolute cinema
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And absolutely nobody still remembers Tom Sizemore as Pete Rose in a made for ESPN biopic
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Incredible display of dick shooting at the end there, really
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It took until today, but the lad did it!
Christreated is a winning racehorse owner 😁
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🎶Austrian Painter Running 5 furlongs while held by his mane Hitler’s his name🎶
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When the myth lets you fire off a mediocre post, post the myth.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I mean, an Abner invented the shit!
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"35-year old Kevin Gausman" is a form of violence I was not expecting when I logged into this website.
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
youtu.be/gi9GXxVDJQg?...
youtu.be
The Wimple Winch - Save My Soul
YouTube video by townshend1969
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Christreated @christreated.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
youtu.be/QydgPHAJ5mg?...
youtu.be
The Human Expression - Love At Psychedelic Velocity
YouTube video by blacflag
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