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Chris Wood

@christopherwood.bsky.social
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Fortunate dad. Fond of good books, nice people. And science.

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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What the actual fuck? You “have to take your hat off to Deshaun Watson”? What are we doing?
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He'd be surprised that we became a father. He'd be even more surprised that we were successful at not repeating our father's mistakes. Most of all, he'd be blown away at how incredible these two girls are.
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Depeche ala Mode The Cured Salmon New To-Go Order Spandau Flambé Ultragravlox General Tso’s Public Tom Tom Club Sandwich
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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Matt Thiessen @mattthiessen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I've seen many moving tributes to Wendell Berry, but this will linger longer than any of them.
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Ottawa, Ontario 🇨🇦, the City Council has unanimously begun the process of considering a new name for Trump Avenue, which has carried Donald Trump’s name for roughly 25 years. Suggested replacements include Obama Avenue, Ontario Avenue, Canada Avenue, Pelosi Avenue and TACO Avenue. 🇨🇦 👊 🇨🇦
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/08/2026
Reporting live from the Canadian Department of “What the Fuck Are You People Doing?”
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh man, so good to know that another @marklawrenceauthor.bsky.social banger is only weeks away.
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The wrong 80-year-old gone, again. Whoever's up there has terrible aim.
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Kevin Allman @kevinallman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One quote that always makes me laugh: asked what her pet peeve in life was, she said, “Well, nobody realizes I got a great ass.”
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Valhalla Halen
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Look out, @thegarybrown.bsky.social, now we're going to blame you guys for taking our jobs.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 02/08/2026
America’s legal system To practice law: —4 year degree, LSAT, 3 year JD, pass BAR, buy malpractice insurance, total cost ~$300K To enforce law: —Here’s paid 13-week training & a gun To write law: —0 qualifications needed, a billionaire can buy your seat Vote only for people funded by people.❤️✊🏽
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"My neighbor is Andrew Tate" is far more frightening.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Amazing how many people over the last few years have moved from person I sometimes disagree with, to person I disagree with who is also unpleasant online, to genuinely bad person whose soul has warped beyond recognition. the politics of our times are like a solvent for decency.
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 15/06/2026
Wilka’s women’s sports bar in NYC has been showing women’s sports instead of the Knicks games the last few weeks (duh) so angry assholes reported their account and now it’s disabled. During pride month of all times!! 😡 Go follow their new account and support them. www.instagram.com/wilkassports...
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/06/2026
SPEECHLESS. LFGK
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Wu-Tang and Tay Tay exorcised the Cheeto.
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is just great
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
this is a masterpiece
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Wow!
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
It's a good day when I go searching for something new to read and discover one of my favorite authors just came out with a new book. I don't know how @marklawrenceauthor.bsky.social churns them out at the pace he does, or how he keeps getting better, but I'm here for it.
Cover for Mark Lawrence's "Daughter of Crows," book one of his Academy of Kindness trilogy.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Wrote for @liberalcurrents.com about the completely made-up idea of an insatiable American appetite for a right-wing alternative to mainstream culture. www.liberalcurrents.com/fakery-is-th...
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Fakery Is the Key to the Right’s Cultural and Political Dominance
The Kid Rock alternative halftime show is a symptom of the larger unreality constantly produced by the right.
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
You could have come to me as a boy and told me to do nothing for the rest of my life but make up headlines, and I wouldn't have come close to this.
A headline from The Athletic homepage: "Quadruple amputee cornhole professional jailed on murder charges"
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
This kid seems pretty damn great
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
i can’t stop laughing
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Cooper River Indivisible @crindivisible.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
"'If you stripped Elon Musk’s name off of these things and showed them to me, I would think that this was a white supremacist,' said Heidi Beirich, co-founder of the Global Project Against Extremism, who reviewed a selection of the posts." ... you could also think that WITH his name attached.
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Katie Rich @katierich.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I feel bad for Aaron Rodgers* *is what I would say to signal to my family I have been kidnapped.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if Democratic politicians are unable to stop themselves from using curse words, I will have no choice but to hold my nose and vote for him for the fourth time in 2028.
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
My daughter: “Who’s your favorite player on the #Bears?” Me: “Historically? Walter Payton.” Her: “What about currently?” Me: “I don’t know, maybe Caleb Williams or Rome Odunze?” Her: “Rome Doomsday???” And now that’s his name.
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
This is an excellent breakdown from @asharangappa.bsky.social
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Fuck, this is good.
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Great read from @anildash.com
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 02/01/2026
And one of his most profound artistic statements was when he performed the greatest Super Bowl halftime show of all time. Here's the surprising and multi-layered story behind that moment: www.anildash.com/2021/02/05/h...
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How Prince won the Super Bowl - Anil Dash
A blog about making culture. Since 1999.
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Interesting (and, I think, correct) analogy. Plus: new vocabulary word, unlocked 🤣
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Never even entertained the thought I might someday cease to be a Bears fan. A move to Indiana would do it.
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Jack + Eminem >>> Kid Rock + Nuge
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
This is the way.
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Jeet Heer @jeetheer.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
This isn't a closing election argument, it's Vidkun Quisling explaining why surrender is better than resistance.
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
FFS
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
omg fuck yes
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Spent the last decade reading conservative blogs use the word "Orwellian" more than they used the word "the" and now they're literally just saying "War is Peace" out loud in front of everybody.
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I hate both of these teams but I hate one of them just a little bit more. (Very unsettling to be rooting for the Cowboys)
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Can’t wait to grab another three points
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Math is so woke.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 23/09/2025
Okay, this one’s a little bit diffferent — a quick video from me, wondering if “Taylor’s Version” might give us a glimpse to a way forward in the war against AI robots scraping up all the content of the internet without consent or compensation. youtu.be/X7jbRY3MvpQ
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Taylor's Version vs the AI Robot Invasion
YouTube video by Anil Dash
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Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Indeed. Go Browns (… except for that one guy)
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