Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Love this! Nicely done. Maybe a year or two before the Cubs added to the list? 100
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026... neither low nor high, and not on the ankle. 110
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026thank you for sharing. it is indeed fucking infuriating. 000
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What the actual fuck? You “have to take your hat off to Deshaun Watson”? What are we doing? 000
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I like Breaking Bad, but in no way does it rise to the top. Wouldn’t make my top 10. It’s a good show! But I can’t understand how it’s achieved this label of unassailable genius. 001
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I appreciate this, but it's a little too late. I didn't know where to slot The Leftovers, and that's not going away. 020
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"... except ripping them away screaming from their parents." — scrawled on the back of her jacket 0131
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Or, at the very least, after "Quiet, piggy" 11280
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 17/09/2026He'd be surprised that we became a father. He'd be even more surprised that we were successful at not repeating our father's mistakes. Most of all, he'd be blown away at how incredible these two girls are. 000
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 16/09/2026the sense of victimization this guy feels is off the charts 010
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Make a band edible: Depeche ala Mode The Cured Salmon New To-Go Order Spandau Flambé Ultragravlox General Tso’s Public Tom Tom Club Sandwich 011
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The main reason I follow you is how powerfully you look into things. Just a staggering amount of power. 030
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If it happens before then, do you leave your winnings to the bees 000
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I think it's fine to reach out just as you've put it here. You can include that if it was intentional no need to follow up if they'd rather not. Could also say you're open to discuss whatever might've led to their blocking you, if that's something you'd want to understand. 000
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Sounds similar to useage of "wifebeater" for a type of tee (a phrase that I still hear from some of my older friends and that was depressingly common by a wider age range until just a few years ago). 100
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Haha! It's all good, just hit me HARD. I forwarded to a couple of buddies with similarly aged kids, and all I got back was "oof" and "yikes." If anything, it'll only reinforce my desire to be as annoyingly present while I can. 100
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I thought we weren't allowed to have good things anymore? I've been horribly misled ... 000
Reposted by Chris WoodPile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this: 10869521797
Reposted by Chris WoodMatt Thiessen @mattthiessen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I've seen many moving tributes to Wendell Berry, but this will linger longer than any of them. 0416
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 02/09/2026ngl, this flower freaks me out. must be a trypophobia type thing. still, as you say, very cool. 010
Reposted by Chris WoodPat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The Ottawa, Ontario 🇨🇦, the City Council has unanimously begun the process of considering a new name for Trump Avenue, which has carried Donald Trump’s name for roughly 25 years. Suggested replacements include Obama Avenue, Ontario Avenue, Canada Avenue, Pelosi Avenue and TACO Avenue. 🇨🇦 👊 🇨🇦 183
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 31/08/2026It's giving the exact same energy as regretful Trump voters saying they had no idea his actions would ever negatively affect _them_. "Stop saying I got what I voted for and let me back into polite society!" 110
Reposted by Chris Wood𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/08/2026Reporting live from the Canadian Department of “What the Fuck Are You People Doing?” 61491053531
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Took my 6-yo to her 1st drop-off b-day party. She was anxious. Her: Are you sure you can’t come? Me: I’m sure. You’ll have fun! Her: How long will it be? Me: About 2 hours. Her: And you’ll pick me up after? Me: I will Her: Ok. But if there’s a clown there, I’m leaving. Me: I'd expect nothing less. 010
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Oh man, so good to know that another @marklawrenceauthor.bsky.social banger is only weeks away. 043
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The wrong 80-year-old gone, again. Whoever's up there has terrible aim. 010
Reposted by Chris WoodKevin Allman @kevinallman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One quote that always makes me laugh: asked what her pet peeve in life was, she said, “Well, nobody realizes I got a great ass.” 684756503
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 24/08/2026If there's no tenable alternative this seems more necessity than compromise. 100
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Also, they don't know how to use the "less than" sign. 1140
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Hard to imagine that tasting better than it looks, because it looks fucking awesome 🤤 100
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Look out, @thegarybrown.bsky.social, now we're going to blame you guys for taking our jobs. 000
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 07/08/2026😆 ha! I didn’t don’t put the “Charlie Brown” thing together. That’s great. There was a time in my early teens where I was really awkward and shy and always wore a cap to hide behind. And what was that cap? No, not my beloved Cubs. It was an Expos cap. That logo will forever be etched into my brain. 000
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Is Sully a Carolina Dog??? He looks like my girl, Cricket, who is. 110
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 06/08/2026There's no fucking way. Zero chance. If they'd said 7% I'd still have called bullshit. 000
Chris Wood @christopherwood.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Not in '85 😂😂😂 Glad he went into the hall in with an Expos cap, though. 000
