Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 5hIf you have a colectomy, are you left with a semicolon? 1241
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 17hWe tested all sorts of balls, but it was only tennis balls they were interested in, I guess because they're fuzzy. My son was absolutely exhilarated. 110
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 17hAfter tonight, I'd be shocked if she did another one. But god I hope she does three more. 020
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 17hAnd my fave (sort of cover) of Hayes's cover is 2 Wicky by Hooverphonic.youtube.comHooverphonic - 2 Wicky (Official Video)YouTube video by HooverphonicVEVO 000
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 17hIsaac Hayes – Walk on Byyoutube.comIsaac Hayes - Walk On ByYouTube video by Stax Records 161
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 17hWhen my son was young we lived by a park with a colony. We noticed one night they'd swoop down over tennis courts to investigate balls lobbed into the lights, so we started going a dark open field and tossing balls as high as we could. The bats would follow them almost to our hands. So cool. 110
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'd consider tripling my sustainer donation to WUNC if the fund-drive folks would stop butchering every Italian word they pronounce. ISTG, if I hear 'buongiorno' pronounced like the start of Bon Jovi one more time... 010
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026and how long was it before she reported it to anyone, praising him repeatedly in the intervening time? 120
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026@jm539581.bsky.social Can we get some video of that Texas Tech sexy punt pinning Colorado at their one? 000
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026he's not part of the bobby & pete pushup club 000
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Those Converse kicks are pretty awesome, though. 010
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“Spelling Bee uses the Oxford dictionary and is curated by Sam.” 131
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026And he won't you know what in my mouth, I guess. 010
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think it'll be on Britbox sometime soon. It just launched in the UK a few weeks ago. 120
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yo, got a MAHA college football update for y'all.espn.comSan Diego State football team dealing with mumps outbreakSan Diego State's football team is dealing with a mumps outbreak as it prepares for Saturday's Pac-12 opener against Texas State. 020
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026@jm539581.bsky.social, can we get a clip of Penn State grabbin' that ass? 010
Reposted by Chris HarrisTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/10/2026iso cam on Charissa Thompson as she's forced to listen to praise of a rapist 1242250389
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This, just a few days after Jensen Huang went on the Ezra Klein show and said, in defending AI: “Basic math is being forgotten. Does it matter? I don’t think it does.” 020
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Summary of other headlines over the past two days: Newsom vetoes bill to block federal immigration agents from state employment Newsom vetoes bill to protect CA from Trump attacks on environmental protections Newsom vetoes bill that would ban extraditions for abortion and gender-affirming care 110
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Not so much middle of the fairway, more duck hooking it OB. 000
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Can we get a shoutout for David Yost, NMS offensive coordinator? My man might have the best sideline hair in CFB. 010
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026genderplasma is a state to be avoided. or not avoided. 180
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If it gets too cold, do you turn into gendersolid? 160
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Even better when he calls you a fucking asshole. 010
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026 APSE TRANSEPT N A V E (god, I hope that spacing worked) 060
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026ain't nothing works better than a bar of Fels-Naptha. 190
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Exactly, and when the professor got around to spending considerable time on Borges’s obsession with Old English and Old Norse, it really piqued my interest. 000
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I stumbled into a class featuring his work after focusing for two years on Old English, and it was perfect timing. 110
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm gonna need a graphologist to analyze this. 010
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He's destined for Antenora, the second ring of Cocytus, in the ninth circle. He'll be among other political and national traitors, up to their necks in the ice. 000
Reposted by Chris HarrisJim Lokay @jimlokay.com · 29/09/2026If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway 23940251044
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026also, why they hell didn’t they put someone on hill? 110
Reposted by Chris HarrisSherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t. 38391302850
Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I spent many a fine hour eating at Outzs. Then it burned down (arson) so they rebuilt as Outzs Too. 010
Reposted by Chris HarrisNancy Friedman @fritinancy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Content warning: ickiness. Ht @quoteinvestigator.com fritinancy.substack.com/p/three-word...fritinancy.substack.comThree words of the weekPervert glasses, meat proxy, vagmaxxing. 062
