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Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Oh, please, that's nothing but a Miami Subs Grill reboot.

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Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Looks like the damn Miami Grill logo.

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Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“Spelling Bee uses the Oxford dictionary and is curated by Sam.”

Screenshot of the OED entry for chilblain

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Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Can we get a shoutout for David Yost, NMS offensive coordinator? My man might have the best sideline hair in CFB.

David Yost, offensive coordinator for the New Mexico State Aggies

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Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

ain't nothing works better than a bar of Fels-Naptha.

Image of a bar of Fels-Nahtha stain remover

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Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm gonna need a graphologist to analyze this.

Document signed by:
Trump
Sundar Pichai - Google
Dario Amodei - Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg - Meta
Greg Brockman - OpenAl
Elon Musk - XAI
Jensen Huang - nvidia

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Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

For those unfamiliar with the coaching peregrinations of Ted Roof.

Screenshot of Wikipedia entry showing the coaching history of Ted Roof

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Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I don’t see a huge difference between that and a shoebill. Damn.

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Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Not unrelated: I can't tell you how many folks visiting western NC see an Ingles grocery store and pronounce it like it's the Spanish word for English.

Ingles (rhymes with Pringles) grocery store

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Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

We believe he emerged from this hornworm, here devouring a pepper plant.

Hornworm, the larval stage of a hummingbird hawk moth.

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Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My son spotted one in his flower garden last Sunday.

Hummingbird hawk moth hovering over dianthus and creeping jenny in Durham NC

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Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

@sickoscommittee.org, I'd like to submit this Colorado linebacker for the '26 All-Name Team™.

Screenshot showing the player page for Gideon ESPN Lampron, a Colorado linebacker.

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Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

“Spelling Bee uses the Oxford dictionary and is curated by Sam.”

Screenshot of the Oxford English Dictionary factsheet entry for the word enclitic.

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Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

A dear friend who teaches HS history leads an annual group celebration of Bastille Day. One of his students built this for him.

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Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Here’ Bob the Cob, mascot of the Serena Huskers.

Mascot Bob the Cob of the Serena, Illinois Huskers

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Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

His name is Jerky. The live mascot is no less horrifying.

Jerky, mascot of Hoopeston, Illinois Area High School.

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Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

This, from Kurt Vonnegut's Timequake, remains one of my favorite passages in literature. (And he's right about My Life as a Dog)

Out into the world I go! Muggers! Autograph hounds! Junkies! People with real jobs! Maybe an easy lay! United Nations functionaries and diplomats!
Our house is near the UN, so there are all kinds of really foreign-looking people getting in or out of illegally parked limousines, doing the best they can, like all the rest of us, to hold their self-respect together. As I saunter a half-block to the news store on Second Avenue, which also sells stationery, I can feel, if I so choose, because of all the foreigners, like Humphrey Bogart or Peter Lorre in Casablanca, the third-greatest movie ever made.
The greatest movie ever, as anybody with half a brain knows, is My Life as a Dog. The second-greatest movie ever is All About Eve.
There is a chance, moreover, that I will see Katharine Hepburn, a real movie star! She lives only one block from us! When I speak to her, and tell her my name, she always says, "Oh yes, you're that friend of my brother's." I do not know her brother.
No such luck today, though, but what the heck. I am a philosopher. I have to be.

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Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Text exchange with a friend on Tuesday.

Screenshot of a text exchange that reads:

The next Atlantic hurricane is Dolly. They should make an exception and skip it.

No, it should become a Cat five and demolish Mar-a-Lago.

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Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll (if you feel like it)

Rainbow appearing during a sun shower in Durham, North Carolina

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Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

“Spelling Bee uses the Oxford dictionary and is curated by Sam.”

Oxford Learner’s Dictionary entry for urticaria.

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Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

“Spelling Bee uses the Oxford dictionary and is curated by Sam.”

Oxford English Dictionary factsheet for the word nutria.

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Chris Harris @christopherharris.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Topolino does translate to "little mouse," but in Italy, it's the official name for Mickey Mouse. I've got to wonder if there's a Disney deal allowing the use of the name.