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Christian

@christianbanda.bsky.social
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Tv/film, sports, music, silly shit. Director of ‘98 Honda. The Decalogue soon come. Banner 19 mf. ☘️

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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!
mass email from me when i transitioned. the body of the email reads-
"about 15 years ago i sent out a mass email stating that i had used the Troy Aikman quarterback rating system to decide that the right choice was to switch email providers from Aol to Comcast. using the same system i'm pleased to announce that the Troy Aikman quarterback ratings system has given me the clarity to go ahead and switch genders.
i'm available to anyone by phone that would like to crunch the numbers. thanks eveyrbody and sorry for the mass email! and thanks Troy Aikman!"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/10/2026
a grandmotherly woman just got booted from the Trump rally for protesting, and she went out like a hero talking trash and flipping the double bird
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
to be fair i too would be speechless if i looked deep into tatum’s eyes
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Christian @christianbanda.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is so vile.
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Christian @christianbanda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You'd think months later I'd be less mad about the Jaylen Brown trade and yet I still wanna light Brad's car on fire.
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jalen Hurts saying “f*cking blue tent” after the Eagles turnover by Dalton
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Christian @christianbanda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At least we haven't given Drake any money yet
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
PLEASE NOTE on the recent SCOTUS per curiam decision: existing law blocks most states from purging their voting rolls within 90 days of an election. This decision is not likely to impact the midterms, and also the use of the SAVE program (different from the SAVE act) is VOLUNTARY.
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If Mike Vrabel was this risk-averse at all times, he wouldn't have needed marriage counseling
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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Isaac K. Lee @isaacklee.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I don’t think the Balogun decision compromises the integrity of the sport because there was never any integrity to begin with
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Christian @christianbanda.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I actually want to beat the shit out of Brad Stevens.
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
brad stevens
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Christian @christianbanda.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It's the only way to describe the way we handled a bonafide Celtics legend.
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Christian @christianbanda.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I could cry about Jaylen Brown man. What the fuck.
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Christian @christianbanda.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I want to die.
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 24/06/2026
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Christian @christianbanda.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It me
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Sko @skoneezy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Sko @skoneezy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
For a millisecond my brain thought this was a new Jordan X colorway
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Christian @christianbanda.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
What the fuck
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Christian @christianbanda.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Ugh.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Hi is anyone in Brooklyn moving out of a(n) (2br) apartment they love? Or do they live in a building they love that has empty (2br) apartments in it? This is news that @maris.bsky.social and Maggie the Pug and I can use!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo
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Christian @christianbanda.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
This tiniest smidgeon of patriotism lying dormant is fighting like hell to get out after that goal.
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Christian @christianbanda.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Is Jaylen really about to leave my team
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Aaron Gleeman @aarongleeman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I try to find a next-morning Olivia Miles highlight montage from any Lynx game I'm not able to watch live. I'm almost always giggling and shaking my head within 30 seconds.
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SinnamonS @sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Rihanna please 😩😩🤭🤭 #metgala
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Christian @christianbanda.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Utter psychosis.
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Christian @christianbanda.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Well it was a good run y’all
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Christian @christianbanda.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Ain’t no fiesta in there.
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Christian @christianbanda.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Omfg
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SinnamonS @sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Anok Yai stuns in Balenciaga at the #Metgala
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JD (by way of Blacksky) @jdot.blacksky.team · 05/05/2026
I want this up in the Louvre.
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three jeans @moongrudge.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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dan favale @danfavale.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
kawhi leonard after hitting the series winning shot against the sixers as a member of the raptors in 2019. photo credit: Rick Madonik / Toronto Star / Getty.
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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
OMG RJ!!!!!!!!!
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Christian @christianbanda.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Alright
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Christian @christianbanda.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Why was my dentist this morning a Sixers fan
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Christian @christianbanda.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Derrick is a disaster real early.
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Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This was the funniest one.
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Christian @christianbanda.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
TWO YEARS ?!
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his hands folded .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his hands folded .
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Cornbread Countess @breadbae.blacksky.app · 30/04/2026
If you weren’t here for this do not tell me shit about Black Twitter.
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Christian @christianbanda.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This is an insane episode of Survivor.
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Christian @christianbanda.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I can’t believe the Celtics are still this arrogant. After everything Jayson and Jaylen have been through. It’s embarrassing.
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