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chrissymcpants.bsky.social

@chrissymcpants.bsky.social
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Socialist type, mother of Great Danes, cats, Templeton Peck Von Noodle III and two grown humans. Attempting to divest from consumption.

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God @thegodshow.com · 14/08/2026
Their assets are frozen, construction is suspended, and their deal is under investigation for fraud. SMITE!
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Bless The Albanians Who Stopped Jared And Ivanka
Dear Humans,
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Ash Daibach @whimberry.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Consumer algorithmic predictions are self-fulfilling prophecies that erase diversity in pursuit of profit. This is a very interesting essay on the mathematics of that model collapse.
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Trumps war in Iran has got them a younger, harsher leader, gave more reasons for revenge, they can charge for passage through the strait at 2mill a ship which they didn’t have before. So Iran gained quite a bit. But Trump got to bomb little girls. Got it. Now everyone pays more for everything. 🙄
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
That’s quite enough productivity for today. Time to digitally suicide repeatedly due to a severe lack of maidens.
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a group of people are standing in a field of flowers
ALT: a group of people are standing in a field of flowers
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
How in fucks buggeration is he still President? The 2nd amendment is clearly impotent unless children are involved… much like Trump himself. What about the 25th???!? What more do you need? 🤯
Blackadder’s Rowan Atkinson in “Blackadder goes forth” with underpants on his head and pencils up his nose with the caption “wibble”
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Over the last two days I have roller-skated in my kitchen for 4 and a half hours listening to drum and bass. I haven’t properly skated since I was teenager. It’s not like riding a bike. Not even a bit.
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Leavitt next, any other women to purge?
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Hire unqualified, yes women with zero spine, give them illegal, grotesque shit to do until they look irrevocably incompetent, hurl them under the bus & put a “man” in when accountability arrives. Bondi & Noem, I’m sure the leopards feel real bad as they tear into your weak, boot printed faces. 🙄
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Prem Sikka @premnsikka.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
GB household energy bills could increase by £290 a year to £1,929 this summer. Govt can help: Abolish VAT on domestic fuel. Transfer green kevies to general taxation. Decouple price of electricity produced from gas from the rest. End profiteering, nationalise energy.
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Energy bills in Great Britain forecast to hit almost £2,000 a year this summer
Consumers brace for ‘awful April’ and Iran war cost hikes, which have pushed UK’s gas market past three-year highs
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 31/03/2026
BREAKING: Trump Rages After Judge Blocks White House Ballroom Construction
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Trump Rages After Judge Blocks White House Ballroom Construction
Judge Richard Leon blocked construction on Donald Trump's White House ballroom project, writing that Congress must authorize it first.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This government can't be trusted to end the housing crisis because its ministers are bought and paid for by the developers, landlords and corporate interests who profit from it.
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The Ballroom has been halted ❤️ he’ll have to wait for his gold curtains. I hope he cries.
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Jorma Karvonen @karvjorm.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Europe builds Microsoft-alternative ‘Euro-Office’ to reclaim digital sovereignty The open-source initiative promises seamless document compatibility, transparent governance, and reduced dependency on non-European platforms tech.eu/2026/03/27/e...
tech.eu
Europe builds Microsoft-alternative ‘Euro-Office’ to reclaim digital sovereignty
The open-source initiative promises seamless document compatibility, transparent governance, and reduced dependency on non-European platforms.
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
So Scott Mills… starting to wonder if hiring men isn’t becoming an absolute liability.
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Second worst possible sleep paralysis demon EVER. First time I’ve felt deep regret for mounting my bedroom TV. Haunt someone else you vapid vessel of fascist fossil fluid. Fucking traumatic way to wake up.
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Oof, I wonder how big the Trump tantrum will be for this one… news.sky.com/story/iran-w...
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Iran war latest: Senior US official quits over conflict - and blames Israel in letter to Trump
Israel claims Ali Larijani, Iran's security chief, has been killed in a strike overnight. But as the war continues, not everyone in Donald Trump's administration is content - a senior counterterrorism...
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Trump seems to have just found out people live in Ukraine and Lebanon. I don’t think we have the slightest idea of how fucking stupid this man is.
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rebel.resist @sam--2025.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Well interpreted.
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Unbelievable. King Charles is STILL set to fly to the US to celebrate with Trump in April. With everything Trump is saying and doing right now - and the hate and chaos he's spreading - this trip must be cancelled. Agree? Add your name to the petition today: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/ca...
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Call off the King’s visit to the US for the 250th anniversary of America's independence
With the current political chaos in the US and Trump’s failure to adhere to international norms, and given his apparent obsession with the Monarchy, calling off this visit would send a powerful messag...
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
😮‍💨 Glad the US has won the war with Iran and no one else is needed. Should be all sorted my Monday then. Wonderful.
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Milania Trump heading the UN councils talk on “Children, Technology, & Education in Conflict” seems a little INSANE given her husband rapes children, he just murdered 160 little girls, decimated the department of education & is fighting to use tech to autonomously kill in conflicts he starts. WTAF.
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Trump talking about his lovely gold curtains after losing jets to friendly fire, 4 military deaths, an entire new war and over 100 school girls killed. Vile, sweaty little man.
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
3 US service members killed in action. 5 seriously wounded and several injured so far, over 100 school girls dead. Who’s getting paid? It’s day 2 of strikes in Iran.
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Trump releasing the “alien files” I wonder which government officials or royals molested the aliens too. Crossover episode?
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ttownwa.bsky.social @ttownwa.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
@bsky.app so, has BlueSky received a DIJ request for names/accounts? And what is your position? A few thousand want to know
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Again the only difference between Fred and Rose West and the stuff in the Epstein files is money & privilege.
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Andrew’s been arrested on his lil birthday. Will the American government be getting worried about consequences for their raping of children? What will they do to distract this time..? It’s a start at least. Happy birthday Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor 🥳
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Watching memory of a killer and wondering if I’ve always had Alzheimer’s. Putting things in the fridge that have no business being there, or the oven, microwave, sink… Do people get tested for brain stuff for doing it and forgetting their pin in the same week? 😐
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Zeteo @zeteo.com · 15/02/2026
"What they fear most is these mass movements leading eventually to some kind of accountability.” @mehdirhasan.bsky.social and @naomiaklein.bsky.social discuss how Trump and Epstein’s elite circle fear mass movements that could bring them down. Watch the full episode: zeteo.com/p/naomi-klei...
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 11/02/2026
Tumbler Ridge school shooting: seven found dead and suspect deceased, say police in Canada – latest updates
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Tumbler Ridge school shooting: seven found dead and suspect deceased, say police in Canada – latest updates
Royal Canadian Mounted Police respond to an active shooter incident at a high school in British Columbia At least eight people are dead following a shooting at a high school in British Columbia, Canada on Tuesday afternoon. According to a statement from the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, seven people were found dead in an attack in British Columbia’s municipality of Tumbler Ridge. A suspect was also found deceased, police said. Continue reading...
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
now that's the power of a union
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
No idea about teams in the Superbowl but might make a bet or two on Trump’s impotent little rage posts about Green Day tonight. #greenday those tiny little pudgey fingers will be bruised by those furious little taps. I’d buy merch of tonight’s posts.
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Lord Jeffrey of Nottingham #FBPE 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 🇬🇱 @onemoregoodman.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Is America Great Again yet?
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Reform UK Durham confirm they are going to increase council tax and make £12.9 million worth of cuts to council services. www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/2582844...
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Durham County Council defends cuts and council tax rise
Reform leaders in County Durham have defended plans for a council tax rise and £12.9 million worth of cuts over the next year.
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
How any other leader is legitimising Trump by talking to him at all is vile. Shaking hands with this idiot is too close. Cut him out like a tumour.
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Reform’s by-election candidate suggested people who don’t have children should pay more tax www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
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Reform by-election candidate suggested people who don’t have kids should pay more tax
Exclusive: The Reform politician’s suggestion would ‘punish millions of women and strip them of their basic dignity to choose’, Labour’s deputy leader warned
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Andrew to move to another mansion sure showed him! A few people have lost access to an obscene level of privilege, to a disgusting level of privilege. It’s the equivalent of Fred and Rose west moved to a home with decking rather than a patio. Same flavour of fucked up, just with added poverty.
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Do school kids tour the white house? Wondering if maybe someone should stop that… Can you imagine the court cases if they did a school trip to another house with known pedophiles? Yet troops of kids are put right next to the “man.”
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Does Trump know what “absolve” means?
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Is it not absurd that people in power are talking in terms of billions and trillions? The fact that anything costs a billion anything is obscene. 1 million seconds= 11.6 days 1 billion seconds = 31.7 years 1 trillion seconds = 31,700 years No one “earns” that.
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/01/2026
Murphy: "It's always been the fear & now is closer to the reality that the Trump admin is creating this mayhem, particularly in cities in swing states, to take control of elections. They're trying to trade the presence of ICE & the murder & mayhem they are causing for control of MN's elections"
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Exactly what everyone else witnessed.
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
That’s exactly what you’re expected to believe. I think the world is waiting with bated breath to see if it will be. Vile Gestapo level shit.
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Wondering what our version of ICE will be if Reform gets in? Nigel and his ilk will be watching them get away with murder, salivating at the chance to beat better men with weapons, in groups and women and children in the open. All his little sycophants can’t wait.
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I wonder what magical words will appear on Truth Social over the weekend 🧐
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I wonder how much profit has been made by Trump and co on the latest round of TACO trading. 😐
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chrissymcpants.bsky.social @chrissymcpants.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
All this “Tariffs have brought in billions of dollars to the US” is obscene. The money was in the US, it was in businesses and homes, it was just transferred to the government. That’s why he loves Tariffs.
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Starmer slams Trump: "Trump deployed words on Chagos yesterday that were different to his previous words of welcome and support when I met him in the White House... for the express purpose of putting pressure on me and Britain in relation to my values and principles on the future of Greenland."
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