Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026@lilylachance.com another ringing endorsement 110
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I went mini-viral twice on threads this month so I thought I’d try to get get some discourse going over here too. So, uhhhh…..soup is good, huh? Well, that ought to do it 020
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Welcome to Portland! Please enjoy our coffee and donut shops, as well as out nature trails. An Antifa spokesperson will be reaching out shortly 010
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 22/08/2026My 10 year one seemed like a decent amount of attendees but I still didn’t go (too many anxiety seeing people from high school). The 10 year one only had about 20-25 people and seemed a lot sadder 110
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Oh god! I know exactly who you’re taking about. 110
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Relentless heat Endless smoke Ceaseless drought I just want rain and fog for weeks on end 020
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I liked Portland’s uniforms but a city connect would be fun 000
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 28/07/2026If someone turned my flight into a sermon , I would become a terrorist 110
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Fun fact: Prince was originally going to call the song “When Snails Cry” but soon realized that the world wasn’t ready for that yet 040
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 25/07/2026They can’t really go anywhere either. They’ve signed the lease through 2030 and even after then, there’s no city really prepared for them (Seattle and Vegas are into slated for expansion teams instead of relocated ones) 110
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Yay! I’m literally reading this right now (well, other than my periodic breaks to doom scroll) 000
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Hopefully you get some good donuts and hang out in the myriad of bookstores Lori beat this heat 010
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 16/07/2026static.klipy.comJonah Hill on Phone in A's HatALT: Jonah Hill on Phone in A's Hat 010
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Both do great impressions of baseball legends 000
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I was in threads like “why is everyone jokes about him “ 010
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 10/07/2026She’s got someone to take care of her in her old age? 210
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 10/07/2026This is how I found out that The Tick begins in my hometown of Reno!? 020
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026A movie, large icee, and a gigantic popcorn at 7:30am would fix me 010
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 27/06/2026 When your essay is due in an hour and you’re trying to hit that page count 230
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 25/06/2026And the Bangers, Cherry Bombs, and Cascade. Maybe one day the PWHL will come by if the Moda Center is no longer being used in the winter 170
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Portland remains undefeated in cool sports teams 000
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I’m excited for Portland’s new team (though, they technically play in Hillsboro on the stadium the minor league baseball team abandoned for something newer). Plus, I can actually watch their games in tv without another streaming app, which is pretty rare now 010
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Got to the farm co-op too early so the baby and I walked around the farm a bit, the property shrouded by overgrown blackberry. We came upon a disheveled free library and grabbed some sweet @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social loot (the baby decided to digest the story the hard way: through actual digestion) 030
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Imagine hating Portland when we have our little Nordic region 030
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Baby woke up every twenty minutes to cry because her pacifier kept falling out so I didn’t really get any sleep. And I don’t drink coffee. LFG!static.klipy.comWillem Dafoe's Intense SmileALT: Willem Dafoe's Intense Smile 040
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Wow. What a ride. Interesting how we sometimes come full circle twenty years later. I’m sure the stories will get crazier and crazier and Election Day approaches and those popsicles will be necessary to ward off the what strokes 030
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 13/05/2026The department’s most consistent program, but they cannot get it done in the post season 000
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I can’t watch either the Fire or the Timbers game. I refuse to pay for 1,000 more streaming services to watch sports 110
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 07/05/2026What makes it more interesting is that it came right after the more disappointing Age of Ultron. Felt like Avengers 2.5 010
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I don’t know if they have it anymore, but there used to be a channel on Plutonwhrre they aired old Nick episodes 24/7. It was mainly hey Arnold 110
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Not recalling the assault while holding the assault weapon during the police interview is a nice touch 010
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Haha! I predicted you would say that and now I get 20 bucks 000
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I don’t think they can do it. However, I think they got a good shot at the tournament grown, which is probably more important 000
Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Doesn’t count. Dan’s not there to yell “nooooo! Papi!” 030
