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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I went mini-viral twice on threads this month so I thought I’d try to get get some discourse going over here too. So, uhhhh…..soup is good, huh? Well, that ought to do it

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Relentless heat Endless smoke Ceaseless drought I just want rain and fog for weeks on end

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Got to the farm co-op too early so the baby and I walked around the farm a bit, the property shrouded by overgrown blackberry. We came upon a disheveled free library and grabbed some sweet @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social loot (the baby decided to digest the story the hard way: through actual digestion)

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Imagine hating Portland when we have our little Nordic region

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Baby woke up every twenty minutes to cry because her pacifier kept falling out so I didn’t really get any sleep. And I don’t drink coffee. LFG!

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

I know everyone is focused on the NCAA tournament, but my Alma matter plays against the far right “university”, Liberty University in the NIT tomorrow and the good guys need some good mojo to defeat the basketball embodiment of Christian nationalism

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Imagine spending your precious free time watching a sundowning rapist speak on tv

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

There’s zero engagement here, but at least it’s not flooded with maga bots like threads

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

The president is a racist pedophile who can’t remember which country he wants to invade as his dementia worsens. And I’m expected to go to work during all this

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

What’s it like to not have to wake up in a shithole country?

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Support your local (snail themed) bookstore

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

I used to look forward to games and constantly post about them on threads. The Kings came to Portland this week and I didn’t even entertain the idea of going. The chatter around the team is just dead right now as we wait for yet another rebuild. Not worth supporting any time soon

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

If I’m cringe on Bluesky and no one sees it, was I truly even cringe ?

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

If Trump dies, I think we have a good chance to bully JD Vance to suicide

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Maybe I should post here more?? Umm……what should I talk about? Uh, rocks are pretty cool, huh? There, that ought to increase engagement

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Powell’s, Blue star, hiking, crossing some bridges Perfect #Portland day

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

*Tim Allen voice* “Troll time!”

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

You ever put off going to bed so you can watch a YouTube video about tornadoes?

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Imagine hating Oregon and I’m just here, riding my bike through lush, post-rain greenery beneath the dynamic sky on my way to store to pick up medicine and crackers for my wife

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

My engagement is non existent here so I’ll finally admit that I am the Zodiac Killer since no one will see it

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

I love O Brother, Where Art Tho? It’s probably my favorite movie and seeing in a theater full of people in Portland yesterday just reaffirmed my love for it

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

I guess I should keep posting here? Here’s me at Hawthorne Asylum

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

I didn’t see any protestors at the Beaverton Tesla like at the Portland one, but the Beaverton one DOES have boarded up windows from the bullet holes so I think it’s even

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

They should have let the Kings move to Seattle #nbathreads

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

You could have spent your night watching terrible basketball. Or, you could have been like me and spent it reading a book about the Donner Party #nbathreads

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Thankfully I live near Portland and can watch No Other Land in theaters. Now if I would just stop being so lazy….

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

I watched a hiking video and instead of the guy talking about the conditions, the route, or anything about the hike, he just showed close ups of a sandwich he was eating as well as footage of him walking while singing Vanessa Carlton Honestly? Go off, king

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Whenever someone posts about Jerry Seinfeld

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

I love the can for the city of dreams beer from Fort George Brewery. Unfortunately I don’t drink so I only admire them from the other side of the liquor store fridge glass

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

I might be alone in this, but it feels weird so many people on the left with no team affiliationare rooting for the Chiefs who have the racist indigenous appropriation, openly sexist kicker, and multiple Trump supporters. All because of Taylor Swift

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Nothing more beautiful then seeing the west hills of Portland at night while driving over the Fremont bridge

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

No more Kings posts this year. This is officially a Giants doomer account now #nbathreads

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

I don’t get any interaction here so I feel safe posting this: I have a habit of saying “I should kill myself” in a ridiculous, sing-song voice whenever I think about unpleasant things about myself I have done it about 4 weeks. So, that’s…..something I guess

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

I think if we tried really hard we could bully Elon Musk to suicide

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Whenever I get excited about the Kings and they burn it all down again #nbathreads

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Chris Swinger @chrisswinger.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Due to egg prices I’m switching to Reese’s peanut butter eggs for the foreseeable future

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