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Chris Rory

@chrisrory.bsky.social
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Screaming into the void, but casually

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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
AI generated posters are the modern equivalent of everyone using comic sans
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Daily Mail
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@quietriotpod.bsky.social latest ep fashdance - I find it hard to believe the police were truly caught unawares. To what is it possible there were police IN the march, given they were masked and perhaps this contributed to the low police response?
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Thought this was Count Binface for a second
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Who else is excited for the Munich Olympics in a few days time?
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
How does one get AI psychosis? Where does one obtain it? I'd quite like to try.
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I wonder how much energy bot and troll farms account for globally, factoring in the engagement they cause on useless topics
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Ministers are reportedly exploring how to cancel dangerous spy-tech firm Palantir's contract to handle NHS data after over 150k people joined me in calling on them to break the contract. Join us - together we can kick out Palantir out of our NHS: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...
Ministers explore triggering break clause in Palantirs NHS contract.
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I heard sharks are older than trees
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Same energy #andrewmw #nonce
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor side by side comparison with Prince Phillip in his last days
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
His reflection stops short of giving it away or using it for good tho
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Bilal Zafar @zafarcakes.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
KILLER CAUGHT LYING
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⚡️SIÂN DOCKSEY⚡️ @siandocksey.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
They can keep ramping up the spyware and surveillance but at the end of the day we can put these devices back in the bin
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Man who no longer values peace forms Peace Board, invites fellow war advocate
12:15 PM January 19, 2026
Trump tells Norway he no longer feels obligation to think only of peace

12:10 PM January 19, 2026
Putin invited to join Trump's 'Board of Peace' for Gaza, Kremlin says
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
When every polycule you're in, you're the third
A sign that reads
"Please press for help
A Partner will be with you shortly"

The button is missing
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Or if they had had their own mini vote for their hot pick for traitor, they could have speared just one as an experiment and see if they survived or not
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Elizabeth Stokoe @lizstokoe.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
#TheTraitors is such a great example of how much people believe in / reach for "body language" and other normative versus empirical understandings of social interaction and hilarious to see a constantly confidently wrong ex police detective Faithful get banished #EMCA
Composite screen shot of two people listening to a third describing a secret about her occupation as a police detective
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I remember the magic money tree. Tories were all out of cash until it came time to beg the DUP and suddenly she pulled £1b out her arse. Must have sprouted from the magic money tree too.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Laughing uncontrollably "I was adept at covert policing". #TheTraitors
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
💯
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
"Me, a cop, an expert, a senior detective, adept at finding lies, am confiding in you - a Traitor - as the only person I trust because it lends credence to my important ideas" #TheTraitors #Traitors
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
#TheTraitors
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
every roundtable summarised #TheTraitors
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
"How do you know he was a Faithful?" Because he was murdered - Scottish proverb #Traitors #TheTraitors
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Traitors bingo #Traitors
Bingo phrases for watching UK Traitors 

I've voted for yourself
I'm still confused (At round table)
Played a (absolute) blinder
Target on my back
A hundred percent faithful
Can sleep tonight
They're laughing at us
*Susses aTraitor but votes for Faithful last min*
I am and always have been
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
You should hang out by the noodles to catch no 1. Could be a kinship.
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Trump really in his Blitzkrieg era
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
For the garden #chomsky #klein #art #funny
A drawing showing two garden gnomes named gnome chomsky and gnomi klein
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
"I'm here for it" Chat GPT, 2025
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Pluribus is bad right? It took 5 seasons for Walter White to become the villain. I don't have it in me to wait 5 seasons for Carol to become bearable.
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Are you human? Select 4 images of your Sleep Demon
The last face you'll see
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I don’t think it ever made sense. The audience is already listening to podcasts. Prob a phrase concocted to appease some dusty producer who still refers to phone “APP”s and using a “MAC”.
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Funny if the ‘enemy’ was using the same service in the same way and ChatGPT wasn’t aware of this
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
My internal reading voice has now switched to RFKJR
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Bring back spoons
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I got hurt feelings
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
This year is the last year that you can be born in the 70s
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Ppl keep talking about “the slide” to authoritarianism like it’s something that might happen one day when it already happened some time ago. Voting won’t help this scenario.
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Every morning I wake up excited, wondering “is he dead??”
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
What movie do you consider “perfect”?
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
The diagnosis itself, no. Researching the shit out of it and using that as scaffolding, yes. Getting validation from a medical expert, yes. And their workplace recommendation for your employer, yes. Even if you never tell your employer.
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Men are given such unrealistic body ideals
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Having an opposable thumb is a curse
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
It’s called ‘edging’
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
A pyramid shaped cycle
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I used to live with someone who would make the most random awful movie night suggestions, they were all straight-to-video, but streaming and she couldn’t tell the diff
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Mark Thomas @markthomasinfo.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Their commitment to telling the story to the world will be their memorial and we should salute their bravery in the face of Israeli barbarity.
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Spooky Scaryshire @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
@lornarosetreen.bsky.social ONE BIG WIFE
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Chris Rory @chrisrory.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Sorry, I am actually doing something here I’m using my brain to generate new worry thoughts
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