iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 13h

bro i am time-maxxing this is an unlock code on productivity

Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 13h

To reach the final human CSR boss, I had to vanquish an AI agent whose tone and mannerisms I can only describe as "annoyed college girl". It was one of the most disrespectful things I've yet experienced in this new world of digital garbage support, no doubt conceived by a man. We are in bad future.

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I stopped using these things years ago. Live your own life. If your life has such maddening complexity that only technology makes it survivable, maybe you should reconsider some things. Your time on this Earth is very limited. None of this shit will matter in your final moments.

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

AI will finally free civilization from humankind's greatest unsolved problem, the burden of child rearing

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Chocula I think has to take this, but in the chocolate breakfast cereal universe this is a mere territorial ruler under the almighty Cocoa Pebble sovereign entity.

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

One day, this will be a very exciting piece of mail you will get. You may look at this and think “never!” but I promise you.

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

two towns over they have already won halloween here in NH

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Vermont may need to slow down on the legal substances

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I've never been in a theater before where they played the wrong movie. For a moment, you think you're going insane. Then you look around, and notice some people appear completely unfazed. And it's then apparent we live among NPCs.

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

honestly pretty great, except the part where they played Resident Evil by mistake and for five minutes no one had a damn clue what the hell was going on

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just learned this is a quick 2400mi drive from here

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Others will have this take, but it's right there - those other things weren't bets. AI isn't being invested in because it will make things more accessible or easier for the masses - it is "innovating" for the sake of enriching the already enriched.

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This has everything you need today.

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Casiopea Family News @casiopeanews.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

🎥 Video – CASIOPEA performing "Magnetic Vibration" (1988)

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It's like if Wanda kept the bomb that hit her apartment. Why would you want it. I don't know.

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This has been in a trash bag in my shed for over two years and I'm still afraid to open it. I have no idea why I have it.

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

i went into the back parlor, with the absolutely stunning view of the cog-side of the mountain, so rare to land a spot on a couch here looking straight-on at this incredible sight, so I took it in, flanked by someone doing some kind of influencer podcast recording

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I was strolling through the luxurious Mt. Washington hotel as I like to do on occasion, searching to remember the times when I could actually afford to stay there, and there was this guy furiously vibe coding in the grand lounge, and I thought man, you really could be doing this from a wendys.

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I guess this has been extensively grift blogged about. Look at this absolute operation.

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

trying to picture the scene here where someone was in this aisle and suddenly realized they were not worthy and jettisoned toilet mjolnir amongst the parchment paper and shamefully exited the target

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

What kind of ceremonial pedestal do you affix one of these rolls to, or do you just clutch it in your arms like a strongman carry event, how do you work with this

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I don’t believe we were meant to wield a power like this

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I am getting nonstop notifications because someone put a political flyer in front of the doorbell camera

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

It's a great phish because it's entirely plausible this administration wants people to install Screenconnect

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

according to the local LLM I'm testing it's May 14, 2024 so I know it's going to be a great day evaluating this thing

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I've reviewed your symptomps and here's your prescription for Methylzingzong I am confident this will cure you in fact here is an oral history of Methylzingzong to support my diagnosis. Hey as it turns out I actually can't practice medicine I'm sorry for your loss due to taking Methylzingzong.

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Then we go back to ChatGPT, whose mushrooms just kicked in

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

wow it's the driving crooner, but it's quite different

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I had to give it a hint - the title of the song. Then it figured it out. And then it hallucinated about a woodstove and a katana.

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Yeah your extreme nourishment went over Claude's head too.

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Okay so admittedly this joke is a reach, unless you are fluent in Rocky IV but I still thought, at least ChatGPT gets it, right - well, not really.

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Russia. Of course it’s Russia.

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I honestly have never been phished with a spreadsheet before

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Consumer sovereignty: wants backed by purchasing power. The people have spoken and they want this. Manufactured demand: producers teach buyers what to want. Consumers are a pawn and are programmed. No matter what model you subscribe to, I just don't want this shit in my sky.

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

"Prime Air is currently testing a new drone delivery mechanism that could enable it to carry a wider assortment of products, like fragile cartons of eggs" - man i can't wait to argue with AI customer service about the damage to my airdropped eggs or simply go to a store www.cnbc.com/2026/08/19/a...

cnbc.com

Amazon to expand drone service to nearly 500 cities after targeting 1 million deliveries this year

Amazon has quietly expanded its drone service to more metro areas in recent months after receiving a key regulatory greenlight enabling longer-range deliveries.

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

But straying back to art - real art - real creative output - what a mistake for us as a planet to have ever accepted the use of AI in this way. We conceded hundreds of years of cultural evolution to the push of a button. AI's creators don't care about our history. Only their own.

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

It's actually worlds more creative if you make something yourself instead of using a small village worth of power and water to pump out a flyer in the same junk style as everyone else on the planet using AI tools.

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The world did not ask for AI art. It was foisted upon everyone, as some kind of societal improvement or game-changing accessibility to the visual arts. But we don't need it. We never needed it.

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

also that is not a joke - that's a real thing you can buy, and you should, because AI art is nothing more than digital garbage built on the sweat and emotion of real creators. effinbirds.threadless.com/designs/ai-a...

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AI art can fuck off Home Shower Curtain | Effin' Birds

Shop AI art can fuck off – available on Home Shower Curtain

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I met @effinbirds.com this weekend in Boston and I sense he and I have philosophical agreement in this area. I have never felt more spiritually aligned with a shower curtain in my life.

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

The mechanical, soulless practice of removing all human beings from customer support interactions has me placing a new company on a personal hate list just about every single day. Trying to trick me with your "AI agents" is such a stupid strategy, it isn't clever, it's just destroying your business.

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

i've just been challenged to a 1v1 by a fourteen year old across town and this is going to get real very quickly, for someone, and i'm actually not sure who

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Chris Plummer @chrisplummer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

This game is near impossible playing with a Switch controller but do not underestimate the children of Quake 3 Arena, I know how to do this

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