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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Trump raising billions through tariffs at the same time as eradicating federal spending! What is he gonna do with the money?

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Just had a terrible thought that Trump has learned this week that countries at war don't have elections!

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

My girlfriend has OCD It's ok but every time she turns me on she turns me back off again

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Dr Seuss in 1941 knew what was going on.

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Top heckle last night in East Hull. Hull has an intense Rugby rivalry tween Hull west and Rovers east An act decided to tell a joke at Rovers expense. Now this was not wise and Rovers have been winning a lot "There were two Hull fans walking away from a match" And some wag shouted Was it half time?

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Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

My Ball is coming vaguely in your direction (probably) in the next few months richardherring.com/ballback/tour

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Everyday a man walks past my house who has Tourette's he walks along singing very loudly in the style of the Bee Gees. It fills my heart with joy to hear him and always leaves me smiling.

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Last Friday lovely gig at the ert. (East Riding Theatre Beverley) Thanks to the fantastic headliner Mike Capozzola for the photo.

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Always try to find the funny. I had 12 biopsies of my prostate today. I'm lied there on a great big couch legs apart when the sonographer approached me with a very long instrument. I couldn't help but say "Do you expect me to talk?"

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Zuckerberg presenting mistakes in fact checking as a reason to stop fact checking is the death nell of logic and the war cry of authoritarian rule.

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Hey peeps! Just discovered this cool satirical mag! The Humor Times. Been offered a sub to promote. I've checked the edition out via the link and it's great! So I'm very happy to help. Check it out! w/ free sample link: subs.humortimes.com/getpdf-sampl....

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Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Today's Best of RHLSTP 2024 includes Bob Mortimer and Rob Brydon and many more! Tell your friends about this amazing secret podcast! shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo... Clip with Maisie Adam here www.youtube.com/shorts/JfXQt...

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

If you are on a dating site perhaps it is worthwhile getting a friend to give your profile a once over.

A caption over a photo on a dating site, I am very loyal and dependable. The photo is of a dog and a lady.

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Paula Vennells stating she doesn't want to point the finger at anybody after the post office prosecuted 900 sub-postmasters seems pretty contradictory.

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

The Barron Knights Songs from their Show 1972 It's only bloody signed!!! Wooo! There are not many groups to have toured with the Beatles and the Rolling Stones. Active from 1959 to 2022 they cheered up many a Sunday drive with their masterful parodies. They started my love of comedy songs.

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

I'm off to my Indy record store. I popped in yesterday pre my date. And spied a Baron Knights record for £2 which is signed. I didn't buy it as I wanted to maintain the illusion that I'm cool.

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Today my date was telling me how she met her 1st husband. "I was living in a flat and this guy came in to fix my washing machine" Without thinking I said "I've seen that film"

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Victor Borge Comedy in Music Released 1972 New York 1953 The Clown Prince of Denmark started a run of 849 shows. Spectacular skill on the piano with genuinely hilarious comedy. A rare skill indeed. His deadpan matter of fact delivery is still warm and friendly. This is as good as the genre gets.

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

The Goon Show 1951-1960 238 episodes delivered baffoonary of the highest order. Peter Sellers Harry Secombe Spike Milligan also Michael Bentine combine to delight vast radio audiences. Devised by Spike written by him and many others, Larry Stephens Eric Sykes I'll mention. I still enjoy them today.

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Not the 9 o'clock news... Starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson it ran for 27 episodes Oct 79 to Mar 82. Devised by John Lloyd it lampooned the news with anarchic satire and a quick tempo sketch format complimented with parody songs like "I like Trucking" 👍🦔🚫

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Mike Harding One Man Show 1976 The Rochdale Cowboy and his proper northern slant etches easily into his comedy. A mix of tall tales and fanciful stories introduce coming of age songs of the folk tradition. Arnold my Frog is a highlight.

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Benny Hill The world of features extracts from the BBC radio series "Benny Hill Time" which ran for three series 1964-1966 released in 1971 at the height of his hit TV programme The Benny Hill Show. March 1971 had that show receive 21.67 million viewers in the UK. I recall fondly watching the reruns

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

James Webb Telescope yet to find benefit of Brexit.

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Goodies goody goody yum yum Their 2nd Album 1975 Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden and Bill Oddie who wrote all the songs. Featuring the Goodies Theme and The Funky Gibbon. Fond memories of childhood TV anarchy.

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Today from me collection Jasper Carrot The Unrecorded I had this album on cassette growing up, I absorbed it. I saw Jasper perform this year at Cropredy the very day I bought this album from a car boot. "There was this blue flashing light"

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Woke up and everything is blurry. An hour later and I still can't see. I know now that I'm getting old. I've got the wrong glasses on.

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Frankie Howerd OBE "Please yourselves" 1976 Howerd's skillfull stumbling delivery catch's you off guard. A master 4th wall demolisher. Written by David Nobbs and David McKellar, Featuring Ray Fell, Dilys Laye and April Walker. "You are still a virtuoso are you not?" "How dare you!"

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Beyond the Fringe A lovely find. Debuted at the Edinburgh fringe festival in 1960. And then tours both sides of the pond. Satire starts here.

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Dec 4 another from my collection Tony Hancock The Blood Donor And the Radio Ham The combination of Alan Simpson and Ray Galton with Hancocks proud melancholy is comedy gold. "A pint"?

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Cantus @mrcantus.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Wiping condensation off a bus window, a man thought I was waving and waved back. It's nice to see people are still capable of a cheery hello sometimes.

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Sometimes I play the banjo and it sounds like an orchestra. I understand what Billy Joel meant about his piano.

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Jake Thackray When I first heard him I was confused perfect diction cool baritone voice chansonnier style with a broad Yorkshire accent. A totally unique act. Bantam Cock is a joy.

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

If we go on a date and you don't look like your photos, you're buying the drinks until you do. #dating

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

2 Dec Rid those Monday blues with Instant Sunshine 1966 and still performing This is their 4th Album from 1979 It contains the absolute gem A Little Bit Of Burgling On The Side. www.instantsunshine.co.uk #vintagevinyl #vinyl #comedy #comedysongs

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Greg Wallace has as much chance of a career as Michael Barrymore has of giving swimming lessons.

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Dec 1st Flanders and Swann At the drop of a Hat Quintessentially English witty entertaining and funny My favourite is A Song of the Weather. A classic circular song. Available on streaming services it's a great way to spend an afternoon. #vintagevinyl #vinyl #comedy #comedysongs #advent

Photo of an old vinyl record featuring Flanders and Swan. The album is at the drop of a hat. It shows Donald Swan at the piano and Michael Flanders sat in the foreground. Both are dressed in black tie.

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

I am a self-flagellating pleasure delayer. But I'm not going to beat myself up about it. #standup #comedy #jokes #🦗

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

My father wants me to be a successful clown just like him. But damn they are big boots to fill. #standup #comedy #jokes #🦗#dadjokes

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

I hate that elf! Last year it ate the chocolates It licked the sweets One day, face down in the sugar bowl! I ain't doing it! What about the kids? Tell em it's dead! What? you can't! What would it die from? I'll tell ya what it died from bloody diabetes! #standup #comedy #jokes #🦗#elfonashelf #xmas

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Greg Wallace has the same PR company as Prince Andrew! He should crawl back under his rock. Saying it's the victims fault because they are women and of a "certain" age! and having the view it's ok if am guilty as I only did it to a small fraction of people really tells of his mentality.

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Note to self: On your next date do not share tips on how to shave a beard.

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

That sinking feeling when you need to empty the dishwasher because you need to fill it again.

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

I've got a surprise announcement. Boo! #dadjokes #standup #comedy #jokes #🦗 Just testing what works on here

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

On a date and I asked what do you do? "I work in the adult film industry" I said "What a coincidence I'm a plumber" #standup #comedy #jokes #🦗

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Happy Monday everyone! Here is a chat I had dating and how my mind added a punchline. What do you do? I'm retired Wow You don't look old enough to be retired I'm retired on health grounds What did you do? Stabbed my boss #standup #comedy #jokes #🦗

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Chris Percy Banjo Comedian 🪕🤣 @chrispercy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

In Britain we especially prize a sense of humour. Especially in awkward situations. My PSA level required a digital exam. He really went for it and when he finished I said "So, How are my kidneys?" #humour #prostate

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