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Chris Patton @chrispatton33.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“The Gang Has a Rough Monday Night and Tuesday Afternoon”

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Chris Patton @chrispatton33.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

My condolences to The Bangles.

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Chris Patton @chrispatton33.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Not an athlete, but the Pope definitely has complicated feelings about Jerry Reinsdorf.

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

i just made this. pls enjoy

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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

there are not a lot of songs about possum kingdoms these days

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Chris Patton @chrispatton33.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

It’s a shame Howie Long is only in one of those movies.

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Chris Patton @chrispatton33.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Kylan Boswell having all the Illini players over for pizza and wings the day after losing in the B1G Tournament is the greatest team leadership moment since Jason Heyward’s speech during the Game 7 rain delay in 2016.

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Chris Patton @chrispatton33.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Get Bernie on the horn for an emergency podcast.

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Chris Patton @chrispatton33.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Plenty of good, but enough bad to make you worry.

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Chris Patton @chrispatton33.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Connie Conehead wows Chris Farley with how fast she can eat a Subway sandwich.

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Chris Patton @chrispatton33.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

I heard there were some aspects of the NFL physical that Philip Rivers didn’t have to complete when he signed with the Indianapolis Colts. He was grandfathered in.

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Chris Patton @chrispatton33.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Friends, there’s a condensed game version of the 2010 Texas Bowl between Illinois and RGIII’s Baylor and it’s a wonderful way to spend your Sunday morning.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

“There are Minnesota people who don’t eat at Culver’s because it’s a Wisconsin brand,” according to the announcer of this Gopher-Badger game. These people do not exist, you are making up a guy to tell us about.

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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

eli drinkwitz has never been more ready to be james franklin's successor than right now, kicking short field goals in a game where he clearly needs touchdowns to have a chance at an upset

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Chris Patton @chrispatton33.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Some people in Central Illinois are going to have their loyalties tested when Bruce Pearl is named to a cabinet position.

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Shehan Jeyarajah @shehanjeyarajah.com · 02/09/2025

Thank goodness TCU didn't know North Carolina's depth chart or they might have given them trouble

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Chris Patton @chrispatton33.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Minnesota opens the season on Thursday every year because PJ Fleck wants to spend the long weekend rowing the boat in the purifying waters of Lake Minnetonka while the weather is nice.

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Chris Patton @chrispatton33.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Only because Rockford, IL doesn’t have a team.

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Chris Patton @chrispatton33.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

TV shows should have the actors introduce themselves like players do on “Sunday Night Football.” “Laurie Metcalf. Aunt Jackie. Illinois State University.”

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Chris Patton @chrispatton33.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

How in the world does Nelly Junior Joseph not play for SLU???

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Chris Patton @chrispatton33.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Winning coach gets to give the losing coach the Shake, Rattle and Roll.

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Chris Patton @chrispatton33.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Illinois is a shitty inbounds pass away from being 3-1 in the SEC.

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Chris Patton @chrispatton33.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Alternate title: NIGHTS OF COLUMBUS

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Chris Patton @chrispatton33.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

If this would have happened last year, Bear Bryant and Saban’s last games would have been against Illinois. That would have been the oddest footnote in CFB history.

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Chris Patton @chrispatton33.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Who wants to have me on their podcast to discuss the episode of “Coach” where the Screaming Eagles go to the Patriot Bowl?

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Chris Patton @chrispatton33.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

10:15 PM on a Sunday seems like the perfect time for my annual viewing of the terrible Brady Bunch as adults Christmas movie.

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Chris Patton @chrispatton33.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Some college basketball coach needs to pick up Lou Carnesecca’s sweater game.

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Chris Patton @chrispatton33.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

He’s going to have a hard time selling his haunted house in Connecticut.

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Chris Patton @chrispatton33.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Hindsight being 20/20, Wisconsin probably should have just paid Bret Bielema’s assistants like he wanted.

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Chris Patton @chrispatton33.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Illinois basketball to the rescue!

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Spilly @spilly.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

@dumplingmenace.bsky.social the loudest I’ve ever laughed at anything on television

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SB Nation @sbnation.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

18. Thunder - Noah Penda 19. Rockets - Noa Essengue 20. Nets - Will Riley 21. Grizzlies - Jase Richardson 22. Magic - Drake Powell 23. Magic - Ben Saraf 24. Thunder- Hugo Gonzalez 25. Hawks - Rocco Zikarsky 26. Nets - Kam Jones www.sbnation.com/nba/2024/11/...

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NBA mock draft 2025: Updated projection with Cooper Flagg saving one lucky team

Here’s our latest 2025 NBA mock draft.

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SB Nation @sbnation.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

New NBA mock draft: 1. Wizards - Cooper Flagg 2. 76ers - Dylan Harper 3. Pelicans - Egor Demin 4. Raptors - Ace Bailey 5. Jazz - Khaman Maluach 6. Hornets - Tre Johnson 7. Pistons - Liam McNeeley 8. Bulls - Kasparas Jakucionis Full mock: www.sbnation.com/nba/2024/11/...

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NBA mock draft 2025: Updated projection with Cooper Flagg saving one lucky team

Here’s our latest 2025 NBA mock draft.

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Chris Patton @chrispatton33.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

"The day before Thanksgiving is, in my opinion, the busiest travel day of the year." - Peggy Hill

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