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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 5m

Jazz itself was named for the emission created by male climax (trying really hard to not be gross but it means cum). Music so hot it'll make you jazz!

Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 6m

Pretty sure he wrote the song, I've seen him discuss exactly what he meant by tossed salad and scambled eggs (some sort of juxtaposition between things rich people eat vs poor people, following the "old dad moves in with Frasier" basic plotting).

Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 7m

"At one point." How many among us, etc.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 9m

Here me, a moron, thought the First Amendment did that.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 22m

When I was hiring (white collar) in CA, HR wouldn't even let us pull up candidate's LinkedIn profiles for fear of bias, sun- or regular-liminal. But I guess when a company invented automated filtering technology, that's wasn't an issue. Because we all know how well tech represents minorities.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 1h

Thank you for that! Now I I know to treat it like one great season and then 30 hours of bananas tv 😀

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 23h

Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

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Man, 4 seasons of 2160p DV files...hard drive is gonna be hurting tonight.

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Thanks! Just had it answered on another comment, and I was like:

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Holy shit that's how Westworld ended? Amazing. I faded from that show when it got...I dunno, there was a corporation predicting the future and half the show was just hanging at Jeffrey Wright's house (which would be amazing IRL, but not so much on TV). Guess I need a rewatch. Cheers, appreciated.

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Show looks insane: what's it called?

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I also happily sail the seven seas of content, lol. What's the name of this show? Looks insane.

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Don’t make me risk wandering toward danger in the Discover tab.

“bc you never know anymore” was gonna be in my post. I’m genuinely prepared to find out that’s real and amazingly, could possibly respect Em any less.

Please tell me that’s not an actual bar

Bluesky always slows to a crawl right when I get high and wanna half-look at things for a half hour. It’s like the east coast puts their pajamas on and ‘Sky goes to sleep too.

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(Haven’t watched finale) It bugged me that the Woody Harrison-lookin’ ass dude that was GL in Superman just kinda showed up, already the GL . Dude was a loser gym teacher? We shoulda got 5 minutes on the ring flying to him, and him going from Regular Him to GL. Coulda been hilarious ya know.

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Almost all of these were required reading when I came up in the ‘80s and ‘90s. The cyclical stupidity of America since then is like a toilet that never stops flushing.

“The petrodollar system that is the foundation for hegemony” is the strongest fucking phrase I’ve read all week. And I just finished some Coates. Imagine a world where US hegemony has failed. 🎼 “What a wonderful place that would be…”

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It’s “hold my beer” for people who don’t wear cutoff sleeveless Ts or drive huge trucks.

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And they’ll all go uneaten. Just gotta buy one for the ‘gram.

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The big-black-eye alien head in the intro to Unsolved Mysteries. I couldn’t look at it until I was like 12.

Me playing Destiny 2 in 2023

Some timeline synchronicity for ya

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They expect everyone to have an LG OLED w/ a DV signal. Which does make this all look great. But who can swing $1500+ for a TV and a streaming box. When we were kids we sat there for 5 years with a dying TV. Dad refused to accept it was failing, simply said "it's just too dark nowadays." Total Dad

Maybe it's all the extra 5G from all the extra tech dorks.

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"We are allowed to exterminate all Arabs because otherwise that's an antisemitism." Please.

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Absolutely child abuse & absolutely inhuman. Only court in America where due process is ignored. How can a teen or preteen defend themselves here? Judges should protest by emptying their chairs and refusing appointments to these courts. No judge, no human rights abuses (bizarre thing to write).

It took him 5 years to figure out how to show off a blank wall?

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That last sentence applies to just about everything the West has done in and to the Middle East for over a century.

My theater laughed at every scene. The whole fucking movie. Stupid people think drama is funny? Actor makes an expressive face: hilarity. Guy falls into mystery hole: hilarity. A manifested subconscious from another universe tries to devour the self: boy howdy that’s hilarious.

When you play a game’s worth of QB in one half, against maybe the worst team in the league, you get a breather.

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Maybe his rookie season before he took a snap. After, certainly not.

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More birds than cats. The global cat agenda will NOT tolerate this.

“Skip the sandbox and put it into production, what could go wrong. This thing has so much aura!”

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Eagles farted away a 97% win probability. 0-fer on third downs. Sure ain’t one for Rams fans to celebrate.

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RIP Mark Ol’ Dirty Bastard, who passed away peacefully in his sleep at 97, surrounded by his great-grandchildren. And for some reason, black and yellow flowers.

Today one of my diseases is flaring so literally any movement pushes it into “really pissed off” mode. And I will still lift any 10 year old alive.

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I’m severely disabled, about 12 different diseases, 16 docs…I just saw my 10-year-old nephew and, as I was leaving, forced him to come in for a big pick-him-up hug bc I’d probably never get to do that ever again. So if a guy whose muscles and blood don’t work can do it, wtf must be wrong w/ him!

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“Grandparents Rights.” GTFOH. Kids wouid be better served never knowing their MAGA idiot Boomer pregenitors. This maniac wants laws written bc she can’t make peace with her daughter lol, that ain’t the gov’s job. Grandparents fit to have more rights than fathers, women, those w/ melanin…

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Man that sick dude really can’t win huh

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I came up in a punk/hardcore/Dischord/alternative kinda environment, maybe it's a rock/metal kinda "rule." Like I think it's cool to wear like, a Jimmy Buffett shirt to one of his shows, fine, and that way at least you're not in a Tommy Bahama 😄

I still have my Stranger Than Fiction tour shirt from ‘94. If I wore that to a show all I’d be doing is flexing how old I am 🤣🤣

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It’s always been a bad look to wear the band shirt to their concert. Wear a different band, wear anything else. Just kinda corny, ya know. Only two bands have ever been allowed to wear their own shirts while playing: Bad Religion and Metallica. I don’t make the rules I just recite them.

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Somewhere deep in my closet is a soft grey tshirt with a vintage Mickey on it. It’s dope at the park, but I won’t even wear it to sleep at home.