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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Trump just sent $90 to everyone on Medicare. Midterm polling must be dizzzzzzzzmal.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Some timeline synchronicity for ya

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

He’s out here renaming gamer fuel too. Jesus.

A soda bottle, of Mountain Dew, labeled “American Dew.”

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I used to be a B+ William Blake scholar but know all I can remember are some iconic plates and that he fuckin ruled. Speaking of, here’s my lock screen. His image (original in full, powerful color) of God creating the Universe. …

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I understand qb value so much so that I hope Lamar never does it and I sigh when he does. And I said so on Sunday. If Allen had a proper team around him he wouldn’t be running either. You’re a bonehead OC if you have an MVP candidate at QB and think “we need him hit a lot more.”

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

NFL lineman Laremy Tunsil Note: he didn’t release this. It came out publicly as part of an extortion attempt on the day he was to be drafted.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Dear Amazon, “Free pickup” is not a benefit. That is called shopping. Get fucked. Sincerely, All of us

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This is the moment I’ve been waiting for.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Does he know Dr. Strangelove was satire. Does he know what satire is.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This football game is already over so I opened eBay out of boredom and…what?? I can’t stress enough how little I need a sword in my life. I’d buy a bucket with a hole in it before any sort of sword whatsoever.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me, the genocide enjoyer: good vibes only

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Good place to plug the homey and show off this awesome Melvins poster by Daryll Peirce. www.etsy.com/listing/1905...

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Happy 30th birthday to Tool’s Ænima, a monumental album even if the Spotify playlist looks like this.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Hind Rajab. May she know eternal peace.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

When you’re on the Eastern Shore of Maryland

A screengrab from a venue’s concert calendar. It features one woman performing Beyoncé and another performing Erykah Badu. Both women are extremely white.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I heard that. This account is indicted, when I swing back around here in a few hours it best be deleted.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

When you eat one thinking about your twin brother

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Create your own at: pixelframe.design/avengers-doo...

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

See how it works! The jury box is the voice of the people.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

- At least he knows his future - Guy on the right was getting booted for flying double birds. Zoom in on the tshirt. Why does he hold these rallies? Shouldn’t he be at work?

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I cannot think of a more horrible thing to do with money. And I've used the ATM at strip clubs before. I've played poker blackout drunk (at the Trump Taj in Atlantic City of all places). I haven't seen this bad an idea since my 15-year-old sister showed me the gallon of homemade GHB she'd created.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

We are on day 227 of the year.

Screenshot of an article from The Guardian, reading: “As of Saturday morning, there had been nearly 300 mass shootings reported across the US so far for the year, according to the Gun Violence Archive.”

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Said the same damn thing yesterday when a friend asked me how the vets I know are processing, esp Navy vets (am a Navy brat) in the wake (pun) of the Gerald Ford news.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

FUCK YOU SCREENSHOT. Nailed it.

Elon dressing himself like one of the extras in the later seasons of Westworld.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Article said the Board approved the move…also says this about the move. So, what did the Board approve, placating this dork for a few months while the courts resolve the issue?

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I remain appropriately optimistic.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

On the left, AI company Claude’s logo. On the right, Kurt Vonnegut’s drawing of an asshole. This is why you a) hire humanities majors and b) Vonnegut was always right.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

So their official statement is that the biggest, strongest, smartest guy on earth wears makeup on his hands because he’s clumsy and he’s so frail that handshakes are damaging. And that’s THEIR statement. That’s the BEST they got. Any day now.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Guess the asshole correctly and win $500. Note: the $500 will be in the form of a digital token that I have not and will not ever create so really there’s no prize at all and I’m sorry to have baited you in.

A text message reading: “He does have children but judging by the narrowness of his clavicles and his overly masculine performative personality illusions I’d be willing to believe he’s a rare hermaphrodite that has both a vagina and testicles, but they’re up where the ovaries are supposed to be, so docs have to extract sperm surgically and then artificially insemenate the new host for his parasitic genetic code.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The haters said I couldn’t do it

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

But we’re really here for the two awesome doodles. One fell asleep under my wife’s desk earlier, holding her foot with both of his front paws.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Housesitting in the hot dry suburbs and am cranking Tortoise’s 1996 classic “Millions Now Living Will Never Die” the way god and nature intended, on a Bluetooth speaker so big it works like luggage.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

We already have a perfectly good gold coin that is less practically useless than this one.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

These Jimmy Page remasters are ridiculous.

Pic of a home stereo EQ with ridiculous settings - all three of the lowest six knobs are cranked to about 3/4 of their max, and a big boost on the fifth, which should never happen.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Paraguay’s kit today looks like they have a shift driving the ice cream truck right after the game. Got me thinking they wanna serve me a hot dog

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Partially related, this is a great watch

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Never seen a captcha so vague and subjective before. Which toddler? Anyway, I didn’t spend my money there.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

All we need is for Poseidon to get busy with Sweet Dee and I think we’re on to something.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

The universal shape of failure has been delineated.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Now THIS is what you do with old ugly buildings. The mural behind the parking sign reads “Trans Joy is Resistance.” San Francisco, Golden Gate just off Market

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The founders would say it’s time to fight back. RIP America: 1776-2026

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

This part will be proven to be bullshit; the cop will face no accountability.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

When she’s warming up the cuck chair for you

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

This is the guy. Manospehere, xenophobic white-man horseshit.

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