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Christopher L. Keller

@chrislkeller.com
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Award-winning journalist for The Associated Press. Stretch-4 putting in work on the offensive and defensive glass. Aspiring to play lead and rhythm guitar. My posts disappear.

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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 1h
No they didn’t… it’s not that straightforward is it?
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 5h
Always fascinated that the previous month’s estimates on jobs leads the news but never the revisions, especially the revisions down, which led the news just a month and two months ago. Maybe, and hear me out, we close the loop and previous guesses before we throw more guesses out into the world.
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 29/09/2026
Apparently, America has a chatbot now...
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 27/09/2026
Just saw a commercial during the national NFL game showing the president walking with his voice in the background outlining past promises and it says “paid for by the U.S. Government” and I have questions.
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 24/09/2026
What I love about public records requests here in New Mexico is this undefined "excessively broad and burdensome" clause that agencies get to lean on for ... everything. Like every request. Nothing like being reminded every two weeks of the burden you are on those working on your behalf.
Email from New Mexico Public Education Department regarding a public records request.
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 24/09/2026
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Forrest Gump Tom Hanks
Alt: Forrest Gump Tom Hanks with quite “I’m pretty tired now. I think I’ll go home.”
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 18/09/2026
Shall we play a game?
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 18/09/2026
I don’t like ghooosts. I find them spooooky.
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 16/09/2026
I was today years old when I realized RECAP is PACER spelled backwards.
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 11/09/2026
I love never knowing how much fuel is going to cost me on any given day. It makes me feel… stable.
Gas pump that reads 54.14.
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 27/08/2026
Internal AP style memo coming to my inbox in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 26/08/2026
I know his role in Rocky Horror Picture Show is better known, but for me and my sister, Tim Curry will always be Wadsworth the Butler... "Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus two plus one plus one."
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 24/08/2026
At a store over the weekend, my son and I approached an escalator that wasn't working, and I just said out loud, "Escalator temporarily stairs," and from out of nowhere I heard someone say "Sorry for the convenience" and my hope for the future grew 10 fold.
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John D. Harden @jdharden.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Using LLMs in Data Journalism Can Be Trustworthy, If These Five Elements Are In Your Methodology. A great read by @jeremybmerrill.com www.ire.org/2026/08/13/u...
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Using LLMs in Data Journalism Can Be Trustworthy, If These Five Elements Are In Your Methodology
Using LLMs in Data Journalism Can Be Trustworthy, If These Five Elements Are In Your Methodology By By Jeremy B. Merrill, The Washington Post | Published August 13, 2026 .byline { font-size: 1.7rem; c...
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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
say what you will about the myriad valid concerns with current LLMs but I personally will never get over the fact that Aaron Swartz was prosecuted to his literal death for downloading JSTOR and then a decade later, they downloaded & ingested the entire world and our IP laws just went ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The AI discourse I'd like to be having, what I think is missing (especially among more "pro"-AI spaces), is things like the ethics of different models and different types of models and the provenance of their training data. The ethics of models that run on local hardware vs data centers. Etc...
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 19/08/2026
I drowned in the humidity.
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Jay Van Bavel, PhD @jayvanbavel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Using AI helps people get higher grades and get their work done faster, but they learn less & suffer on actual exams I saw this in my own large Intro Psych class: -the exam average is 85% -after AI, it shot up to 95% -after I made the final in person it went to 68% www.economist.com/graphic-deta...
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 08/08/2026
This is the prevailing story of our time when it comes to wildfires.
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 07/08/2026
@erinosmon.bsky.social - Just finished “Won’t Back Down” and wanted to drop a note of thanks. Came to it for Petty & Mellencamp and left listening to Lucinda Williams & diving back into Bonnie Raitt. As a Gen X Midwesterner and an LA ex-pat please accept my big freakin high five.
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March Xmas 2026 @marchxness.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
FYI THE LOTTERY FOR MARCH XMAS (DEC 2026) BEGINS 8/1/26. Last call to enter: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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Will Hodge (Unplugged Revisited) @willhodge.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Aw man, such incredibly sad news about Glen Hansard! What a huge loss of poetic curiosity, vocal peerlessness, musical creativity, and genuine connective kindness. He turned our 45-minute interview into a two-hour hang and had the greatest boom of a laugh. youtu.be/FCxT0CnOq9s
youtu.be
Glen Hansard - "Her Mercy"
YouTube video by ANTI- Records
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 29/07/2026
Shit news to wake up to today… Count myself blessed to have seen Hansard perform and wow me a couple of times. “Well, you have suffered enough And warred with yourself It's time that you won”
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 25/07/2026
If it’s from Hatch, it’s chile with an E not an I, but we’ll forgive you on this one…
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Dominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
You're telling me we may, coincidentally, have two different outbreaks at the same time?
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 17/07/2026
Overly specific numbers give me pause.
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 15/07/2026
Brezhnev took Afghanistan And Begin took Beirut Galtieri took the Union Jack And Maggie, over lunch one day Took a cruiser with all hands Apparently to make him give it back www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzIQ...
youtube.com
Pink Floyd - Get Your Filthy Hands Off My Desert / Southampton Dock (1983)
YouTube video by ThinkFloyd61
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 15/07/2026
The fun thing about an 8:15 sunrise here is the mountains add another 20 minutes of shadow.
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 09/07/2026
A look at 17,560 comments submitted in response to an application for air quality permits for the Project Jupiter data center in New Mexico shows more than 50% contain language touting economic benefits that exactly matches boilerplate text made available on an Oracle & STACK Infrastructure website.
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Dan Nguyen @dancow.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
kids today will never know the visceral thrill of putting “Total Eclipse” on ipod ∞ repeat and belting out the lyrics with friends with the windows down goodnight sweet princess 👑 www.nytimes.com/2026/07/09/a...
nytimes.com
Bonnie Tyler, Who Sang ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart,’ Dies at 75
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Rock's Backpages @rocksbackpages.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Farewell to Bonnie Tyler, 1951-2026... read interviews with the lung-shredding Welsh power balladeer on RBP. www.rocksbackpages.com/Library/Arti... #BonnieTyler
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 08/07/2026
Y'all, Mercury is still in retrograde until July 23... Act appropriately.
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lorem ipsum 🇧🇷🇺🇸 @whiskeynachos.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
LOL Boston airport is now selling ranch dressing after security for departing European passengers!
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 19/06/2026
I’m a character in Oz, on One Tree Hill and in an Arthur Miller play… but the real me is a hallucination.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 19/06/2026
[algae expert cracks her knuckles] “this is my time to shine”
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 17/06/2026
Rio Grande through ABQ is dry. Earth is shaking south of the city. Normal stuff.
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Blake Murphy @blakemurphy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I never thought I'd be in the NBA Finals and see a team get 23 free throw attempts in the first half to another team's six
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 11/06/2026
Dunno if I’ve seen a half of basketball like that in a very long time. … if ever.
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 05/06/2026
Rest now Giles... You did good.
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 04/06/2026
So close... www.82-0.com/share?id=YTo...
I just went 78-4, think you can go 82-0?
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 03/06/2026
Updating some slides for a group of New Mexico journalists... can't tell if this goes hard enough...
Presentation slide that reads

# LLMs are not your friend

- AI may sound confident while being wrong
- They generate plausible text, not verified facts.
- LLMs make things up. They "hallucinate" and fabricate.
- Every claim or number must be verified and sourced.
- Just like Wikipedia, AI output shouldn't be quoted.

But...
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My crankiest old man take is that referring to all art/entertainment/journalism/criticism/comedy/advertising as “content” helped pave the way for broad-ish acceptance of AI slop.
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 03/06/2026
Seems appropriate today... commencement.news.wfu.edu/2020s/c2025/...
commencement.news.wfu.edu
2025: Scott Pelley - Commencement News Archive
Good morning, everybody. What a beautiful day. What a beautiful North Carolina day for a graduation. Incredible. Thank you, President Wente, Provost Gillespie, members of the Board of Trustees and Kat...
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 01/06/2026
The Securities and Exchange Commission has been taking public comments on a proposed rule change that would allow companies to report financial results just twice a year, instead of every three months. Support... has been lacking... 95% opposed so far.
The Securities and Exchange Commission has been taking public comments on a proposed rule change that would allow companies to report financial results just twice a year, instead of every three months.

Support... has been lacking...
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 31/05/2026
Muscle memory all the way.
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 27/05/2026
🎶 All these models making modern content Can still be open-hearted Not so coldly coded, it's really just a question of your honesty Yeah, your honesty 🎸
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 26/05/2026
Hold tight Something is not done here That's right You just left the room and Dad just walks a-round Turning off the lights
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Erin Keane @erinkeane.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Man. A good time to re-read @poorerthandead.bsky.social's essay on "It Takes Two," a @marchxness.bsky.social champion. marchxness.com/fadness80s-c...
marchxness.com
3/31, CHAMPIONSHIP: (16) ROB BASE & DJ E-Z ROCK 488, (2) Nena 391 — March Sadness 90s Edition
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 22/05/2026
Tulsi Gabbard is the fourth departure from President Trump's cabinet. apnews.com/article/trum...
Tulsi Gabbard is the fourth departure from President Trump's cabinet.
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Christopher L. Keller @chrislkeller.com · 22/05/2026
Their first choice declined the job offer.
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