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Chris Kennett

@chriskennett.bsky.social
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📺 & freelance writer, script editor | cohost @PitchBleakPod | opinions not anyone's | he/him creativerep.com.au/artists/chris-ke…

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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In light of everything that’s going on
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Remember when Ed Sheeran was in Game of Thrones for no reason at all
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
everyone on bluesky suddenly has a hot fucking take on AI, what thinking is, implications for personhood… that they concocted in the last five minutes, completely ignoring that there have been fields of philosophy and psychology developing expertise on exactly this for decades
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@grok did foghorn leghorn own slaves
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
any shirt purchased since 2010 is a ‘new shirt’. I don’t make the rules
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before. Absolutely wild promo for Murder She Wrote from 1991 @tonymartin.bsky.social #MurderSheLaughed youtu.be/ewDl71w2CEU?...
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Murder, She Wrote Baseball Break Bumper (1991)
YouTube video by PBSTheRetro
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Ben Carroll is the Denis Napthine of John Brumbys
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
that movie where everyone’s forgotten that the Beatles ever existed, except it’s real life and I’m the only person who remembers Gomez
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I know this has been done, but… I don’t understand why you should expect anyone to give any credence to your political takes if you can’t even bring yourself to get off twitter
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
possibly the worst thing about facing down 50 is that everyone is about to stop listening to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are
Nuts and gum, together at last
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Love being stuck in traffic so long that Google starts asking you to review the business you’re stuck next to
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
just got off the phone with my good friend Lindsay Graham. We spoke for about 20 minutes
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Shame, shame, shame
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
just spoke on the phone for 20 minutes with Bonnie Tyler
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Platner and Collins switch parties, everybody’s happy
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
so if I have this right, they’re going to build a Wonderwall and have Mexico pay for it
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
my least favourite thing about AI is the groupthink at every level of industry and gov. That whether or not an individual or organisation employs it is *beyond question* and it’s just a case of ‘responsible’ use. It’s not true. There are many fields where it just should not be used, at all.
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
even if you’re not in a position to be able to do this as a creative, it’s still cathartic to read
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Scots: [drink] Americans: aww, leprechauns
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Live footage from the National Press Club
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
are we really clutching pearls about disrespecting *Pauline Hanson*? Is this real life??
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
cooked nation. absolutely borked.
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I dont want to doom but I feel like there is not enough "WHAT THE FUCK' going on about One Nation polling. Reporting seems weirdly passive and explanations like 'cost of living' or 'meh budget' just don't ring true. how is this not a five alarm fucking fire
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
*races to keyboard* ACTUALALLY HE DOESNT HAVE A TRILLION DOLLARS BECAUSE ITS ALL IN THE SHARES AND COMPANIES IF HE EVER TRIED TO CASH OUT IT WOULD DISAPPEAR HE PROBABLY CANT EVEN AFFORD LUNCH
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
where are all the ‘yay sports ball’ guys? We used to have a proud tradition of miserable prigs in this country. what happened to us.
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I just saw a completely serious ‘Bernie Sanders is a Nazi’ post and I think it’s time to put away the internet
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
what I love about the Australian comedy community is how we’re always on the right side of social and political issues, like *opens newspaper* uh oh *frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 10/06/2026
I've been a broken record on this for three years and I'll be a broken record for as long as that fucking website exists: X is a viciously racist far-right organising platform that ONLY WORKS because a huge number of centrists, lefties and progressivs cannot stop propping it up
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Elon Musk accused of fuelling unrest after Belfast knife attack
The use of social media in planning violent protests over the Belfast knife attack has drawn condemnation, with Britain's ruling Labour Party accusing Elon Musk of stoking divisions. The tech billiona...
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
*pokes news* cmon, be less ghastly
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
PEOPLE ALSO ASK
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
we regret to inform you 🥤 🦆
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
as usual,
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
there’s a conceivable point where I just stop caring and start listening to The Amity Affliction, but we aren’t there yet
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
two eps into Spider-Noir, lots to love about it. #GoldenAgeOfCage
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
fuck, and also, off
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Ebola? haha like the beer?
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live: mclusky INXS The Drones Portishead Manic Street Preachers Spoon Them Crooked Vultures Fantomas The Peep Tempel Teenage Fanclub
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Is there a word for the particular moment where a brand loses its lustre due to overavailability? Like what’s happened to el jannah over the past couple of years. Or when they started selling Krispy kreme at 7-11
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
gaze long into the abyss
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
We’ve had one, yes, but what about second pandemic?
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
how is there still a cruise ship industry
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
in the podcast era, a face for radio has become a voice for substack
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
trying to figure out when I accidentally clicked the 'Stay informed about Clavicular' button
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
more like Geelong reNOTfinery
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
several folks in the comments are quite rightly linking to the @tonymartin.bsky.social classic over on Reddit right now www.reddit.com/r/australia/...
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iDuckFilms @iduckfilms.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Today is the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams!
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petit burgo @burgotastic.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
If you’re over 40 and you consume any media that resembles any of the below images, have you considered instead sitting in your garage with an idling car?
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Apropos of nothing, I’ve just learned that Portishead have only ever played ten shows in Australia and I was at two of them #funfacts
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