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Chris Kennett

@chriskennett.bsky.social
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📺 & freelance writer, script editor | cohost @PitchBleakPod | opinions not anyone's | he/him creativerep.com.au/artists/chris-ke…

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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 13h
Is this a Severance use case? Or do you also want to remember it?
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 13h
all I’m saying is that a new pandemic means a new season of tiger king. That’s how it works
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
might start being a Steppenwolf guy. All steppenwolf all the time
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it’s interesting how almost none of these responses answer the question. They’re all about how we should react. What’s the cause?
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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The Simpsons: I Don't Know Who That Is
ALT: The Simpsons: I Don't Know Who That Is
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In light of everything that’s going on
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You’d think so, but I’m told that lesser evil voting got us here so 🤷
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One (1) slider per person
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Remember when Ed Sheeran was in Game of Thrones for no reason at all
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That’s exactly it. Xenophobia trumps self-interest easily
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
‘brown person bad’ is a heck of a wand, it turns out
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How is the layperson to know who to listen to?
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Everyone in Mexico is now a US citizen? Good to know
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Has it done anything useful yet around energy production or climate change? Stuff we really need?
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This gets asked a lot and the answer typically is “the country is too big and everyone has to work five jobs”
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
everyone on bluesky suddenly has a hot fucking take on AI, what thinking is, implications for personhood… that they concocted in the last five minutes, completely ignoring that there have been fields of philosophy and psychology developing expertise on exactly this for decades
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@grok did foghorn leghorn own slaves
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Honest question: is this scenario and its solution materially different from the equivalent one with MAGA/manosphere and men? Swap out health concerns for financial and so on?
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Why didn’t Big Balls stop this
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
also did he suddenly lose 20 kg
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
if it is can it please hurry up
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
wowee
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
any shirt purchased since 2010 is a ‘new shirt’. I don’t make the rules
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Irrefutable
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the availability of parachutes simply encourages riskier pilot behaviour and shields authorities from their responsibility of building safer skyways
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
if that’s the worst take she’s ever seen it must be her first day online
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I’m sorry, nuance is dead and this take means you love ICE and a police state
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
a frightening number of people here saying ‘but the bad one was wrong’ and not even remotely coming near the point
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
you said ‘no one’ is doing it
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is how every game of “why not just make your own…” begins
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
For sale Pricey shoes Never AfterPayed
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before. Absolutely wild promo for Murder She Wrote from 1991 @tonymartin.bsky.social #MurderSheLaughed youtu.be/ewDl71w2CEU?...
youtu.be
Murder, She Wrote Baseball Break Bumper (1991)
YouTube video by PBSTheRetro
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Ben Carroll is the Denis Napthine of John Brumbys
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
this guy only exists to me as someone people choose to keep getting mad at. Seems like a huge waste of energy
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
will I understand this if I haven’t seen mambo 4
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
that movie where everyone’s forgotten that the Beatles ever existed, except it’s real life and I’m the only person who remembers Gomez
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Ewww
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I know this has been done, but… I don’t understand why you should expect anyone to give any credence to your political takes if you can’t even bring yourself to get off twitter
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
possibly the worst thing about facing down 50 is that everyone is about to stop listening to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are
Nuts and gum, together at last
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Love being stuck in traffic so long that Google starts asking you to review the business you’re stuck next to
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
just got off the phone with my good friend Lindsay Graham. We spoke for about 20 minutes
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Shame, shame, shame
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
just spoke on the phone for 20 minutes with Bonnie Tyler
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Platner and Collins switch parties, everybody’s happy
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Chris Kennett @chriskennett.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
so if I have this right, they’re going to build a Wonderwall and have Mexico pay for it
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