ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Peak queer culture is peeing at a urinal and leaning over to tell the girl at the sink that she looks devastatingly beautiful. 000
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 19/06/2025On a true crime kick again. Seems like that's my standard for the beginning of summer, lol. What are some of your favs? I've seen a lot of them but hit me with the good recs. 000
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 14/06/2025It's so funny meeting a guy in public and hitting it off all night, just being friends, flirting, and then realizing when you exchange socials that he's actually ghosted you when you talked to him on Grindr before. I doubt he even realizes too lol. 000
Reposted by ChrisKaevilPumpkin Spice Polynia 🍂🎃 @polynia.bsky.social · 25/05/2025I'm tired of being shamed for loving oatmeal raisin cookies 1015614
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Fuck yeah Onya Nurve!!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖 We stan in this house!!! 010
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 17/04/2025I already have one coworker who is leaving the US to move to Europe because of Trump and I'm really starting to consider weighing our options. I doubt we could because of my husband's job but damn everywhere else is just looking better. 020
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I have too much anxiety to correct the nail lady who for some reason gave me clear gel nails even though I picked out a color and handed it to her but she heard me say clear polish for my pedicure so I'm assuming she thought that's all I wanted on my hands too. I didn't know what to say 😭 000
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Who would've thought that a new Lexapro prescription, working out, and therapy would actually help the mental health. 000
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 29/01/2025I forgot how good Desperate Housewives is and I'm excited for this rewatch. I'm still stuck with the memory of my ex ruining the series finale when we had 3 eps left after he was the one who said we should watch it. Kinda wish I could've experienced it without knowing what was going to happen. 000
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 22/01/2025It is kinda nice to just hire a handyman to fix all the little things that have been piling up at the house. Finally everything is working correctly and looks good lol. 000
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 19/01/2025At Sin City Classic for flag football and it's kind of funny that they mapped out the fields but constantly mess it up and when I pulled up the map to correct it they got annoyed with me. Like sorry you messed but that's the field we're supposed to be one. Not my fault you keep switching these two 🤷 000
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Seeing all the screenshots of TikTok comments now that it's banned in the US is so interesting and amusing. My favorites have been: "It's like the loud kids stayed home from school." "Notice how no ones fighting anymore." 😂 000
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 19/01/2025So do I have to actually start scrolling Instagram reels now? I miss TikTok already. 000
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Is it bad to picture a certain person as your working out as your motivation to get stronger? Like not in an admiring way. As in a, I will beat this person and I will not let them win, petty kind of way. I'm powered by spite, rage, revenge, and petty I guess. 000
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 11/01/2025We love stranger compliments!! Also I know she was absolutely correct because your fits are always 👌🏼👌🏼 000
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 09/01/2025I have to constantly remind myself not to read comments because I still do and I get so heated just reading them and want to respond lol. But people are stupid and don't understand things! But also that's a lot of energy I don't need to waste on random internet fights. 000
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Our house is officially on the market and I got really sad watching the walk through video and post 😭 000
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 08/01/2025How did I never know that they made a Battle Royale 2?? I own the special edition DVD set of the first one and was obsessed with it in high school back in like 2006. Guess I know what I'm watching this weekend. 000
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Tracking packages is so annoying recently. I got spilled with Amazon and being in a city that has same day delivery for most things. But my gifts keep getting delayed and pushed back and I want them nooowwww. Plus I need one of the sweaters for a spirit day this week. 000
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 13/12/2024The biggest downside of being a teacher is not being able to pee when I have to pee. I only have two times I can pee in a school day, lunch and my prep period. 000
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 13/12/2024You are the only person I've ever heard say the word coochie and you say it almost every time we play kart. 120
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 11/12/2024New season of drag race soon and I've successfully avoided the spoilers from reddit. Now to just see if I can avoid it all season long. I'm excited to watch a season with no spoilers! 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼 Last season I accidentally knew the final top 2 which kinda sucked. So here's to hoping. 000
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 11/12/2024My favorite thing I've seen is a friend who said, "Luigi should claim he has multiple personality disorder and it really wasn't him that did it. It was his other personality, Waluigi." 010
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 04/12/2024But are we even surprised at this point? Absolutely not. 120
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 04/12/2024@pupamp.bsky.social what would be some safe/well constructed/supporting queer businesses websites to by gear for a newbie? I don't want Amazon and don't know where to start. 010
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Charging cords. Or the outlet square. But never both at the same time. 020
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 29/11/2024My ex who I have blocked on basically every app tried to add me on Snapchat at like 3am. And Kesha released Delusional about her ex. It's like @kesharose.bsky.social knew what was gonna happen. 😂 Thank you Kesha. And 🖕🏼 to my ex. 010
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Savage X Fenty had hella sales today. So yes I just bought a bunch of things for hella cheap. 😎 Now I just have to remember to cancel the membership because $60 a month for membership is insane. 010
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Let me be thankful for a @detroitlions.bsky.social win today. 💙🦁 🏈 000
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I am so hungover on this flight. Why did we do drunk kart when we had a 6am flight the next day?? I claim no responsibility if I puke on this flight. 000
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Tis the season for new appliances! Finally getting this shit replaced next week. We love black Friday sales 010
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Twitter was a nice private journal for me and I'm not sure if I want to make this private or keep it public yet. Either way I'm not ready to trauma dump on a new app just yet lol. 000
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I finally watched I Saw the TV Glow. My brain hurts. I think I liked it? 010
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I went to send this to you because this was very "Matt" before I realized it was you. 010
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I've been a Lions fan my entire life, but damn is it so cool being a fan now. 000
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Couldn't even tell you. I'm honestly still scrolling X more than this because that feed is so much better for me. I keep trying over here but...it's meh so far. Somehow gotta find the good stuff. 000
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I need this app to give me more things. I want to see Drag race Drag queens, kings, artists Dragula The Challenge Reality TV Baldurs Gate 3 Queer stuff Charmed Marvel Wiccan Young Avengers XMen Hot men You get the gist. Show me more gay nerdy things please. 121
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Made it through another production! 3 more shows under my director's belt. I get a week of rest and then musical informational meeting and auditions start the first week of December. No rest for the wicked, they say. 😉 000
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I can't wait for the follow up posts about how this goes. 100
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I'll have to mess around with it and create a new image, the screenshot is blocked by the profile picture so you can't even see the "follows you." But now I have a plan of action! 010
ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 20/11/2024One of the saddest parts of moving to Bluesky is the fact that Kesha follows me on Twitter and I enjoyed that little badge of honor from my girlie pop diva queen. The one that all gays pick when they're young and latch onto. 100
