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ChrisKaevil

@chriskaevil.bsky.social
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33. Queer. Nerd. Waterbender. Gaymer. Writer. Educator. (they/them)

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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Oh right, this is a thing.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Peak queer culture is peeing at a urinal and leaning over to tell the girl at the sink that she looks devastatingly beautiful.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
On a true crime kick again. Seems like that's my standard for the beginning of summer, lol. What are some of your favs? I've seen a lot of them but hit me with the good recs.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
It's so funny meeting a guy in public and hitting it off all night, just being friends, flirting, and then realizing when you exchange socials that he's actually ghosted you when you talked to him on Grindr before. I doubt he even realizes too lol.
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Pumpkin Spice Polynia 🍂🎃 @polynia.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I'm tired of being shamed for loving oatmeal raisin cookies
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Fuck yeah Onya Nurve!!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖 We stan in this house!!!
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I already have one coworker who is leaving the US to move to Europe because of Trump and I'm really starting to consider weighing our options. I doubt we could because of my husband's job but damn everywhere else is just looking better.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I have too much anxiety to correct the nail lady who for some reason gave me clear gel nails even though I picked out a color and handed it to her but she heard me say clear polish for my pedicure so I'm assuming she thought that's all I wanted on my hands too. I didn't know what to say 😭
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Who would've thought that a new Lexapro prescription, working out, and therapy would actually help the mental health.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I forgot how good Desperate Housewives is and I'm excited for this rewatch. I'm still stuck with the memory of my ex ruining the series finale when we had 3 eps left after he was the one who said we should watch it. Kinda wish I could've experienced it without knowing what was going to happen.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I randomly got Fairy, so here's my team.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
It is kinda nice to just hire a handyman to fix all the little things that have been piling up at the house. Finally everything is working correctly and looks good lol.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
At Sin City Classic for flag football and it's kind of funny that they mapped out the fields but constantly mess it up and when I pulled up the map to correct it they got annoyed with me. Like sorry you messed but that's the field we're supposed to be one. Not my fault you keep switching these two 🤷
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Seeing all the screenshots of TikTok comments now that it's banned in the US is so interesting and amusing. My favorites have been: "It's like the loud kids stayed home from school." "Notice how no ones fighting anymore." 😂
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
So do I have to actually start scrolling Instagram reels now? I miss TikTok already.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I may cry. C'mon Lions get it together. 😭😭😭
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Is it bad to picture a certain person as your working out as your motivation to get stronger? Like not in an admiring way. As in a, I will beat this person and I will not let them win, petty kind of way. I'm powered by spite, rage, revenge, and petty I guess.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I have to constantly remind myself not to read comments because I still do and I get so heated just reading them and want to respond lol. But people are stupid and don't understand things! But also that's a lot of energy I don't need to waste on random internet fights.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Our house is officially on the market and I got really sad watching the walk through video and post 😭
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
How did I never know that they made a Battle Royale 2?? I own the special edition DVD set of the first one and was obsessed with it in high school back in like 2006. Guess I know what I'm watching this weekend.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
customer: your lightest roast please barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Tracking packages is so annoying recently. I got spilled with Amazon and being in a city that has same day delivery for most things. But my gifts keep getting delayed and pushed back and I want them nooowwww. Plus I need one of the sweaters for a spirit day this week.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
The biggest downside of being a teacher is not being able to pee when I have to pee. I only have two times I can pee in a school day, lunch and my prep period.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
New season of drag race soon and I've successfully avoided the spoilers from reddit. Now to just see if I can avoid it all season long. I'm excited to watch a season with no spoilers! 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼 Last season I accidentally knew the final top 2 which kinda sucked. So here's to hoping.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
My favorite thing I've seen is a friend who said, "Luigi should claim he has multiple personality disorder and it really wasn't him that did it. It was his other personality, Waluigi."
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
But are we even surprised at this point? Absolutely not.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
@pupamp.bsky.social what would be some safe/well constructed/supporting queer businesses websites to by gear for a newbie? I don't want Amazon and don't know where to start.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Charging cords. Or the outlet square. But never both at the same time.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
My ex who I have blocked on basically every app tried to add me on Snapchat at like 3am. And Kesha released Delusional about her ex. It's like @kesharose.bsky.social knew what was gonna happen. 😂 Thank you Kesha. And 🖕🏼 to my ex.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Savage X Fenty had hella sales today. So yes I just bought a bunch of things for hella cheap. 😎 Now I just have to remember to cancel the membership because $60 a month for membership is insane.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Let me be thankful for a @detroitlions.bsky.social win today. 💙🦁 🏈
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Who's your favorite Pokemon of each type?
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I am so hungover on this flight. Why did we do drunk kart when we had a 6am flight the next day?? I claim no responsibility if I puke on this flight.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Tis the season for new appliances! Finally getting this shit replaced next week. We love black Friday sales
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Twitter was a nice private journal for me and I'm not sure if I want to make this private or keep it public yet. Either way I'm not ready to trauma dump on a new app just yet lol.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
....yes. I will do both on occasion 😂
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I finally watched I Saw the TV Glow. My brain hurts. I think I liked it?
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I've been a Lions fan my entire life, but damn is it so cool being a fan now.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I need this app to give me more things. I want to see Drag race Drag queens, kings, artists Dragula The Challenge Reality TV Baldurs Gate 3 Queer stuff Charmed Marvel Wiccan Young Avengers XMen Hot men You get the gist. Show me more gay nerdy things please.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Made it through another production! 3 more shows under my director's belt. I get a week of rest and then musical informational meeting and auditions start the first week of December. No rest for the wicked, they say. 😉
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Well damn, now I feel old.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
One of the saddest parts of moving to Bluesky is the fact that Kesha follows me on Twitter and I enjoyed that little badge of honor from my girlie pop diva queen. The one that all gays pick when they're young and latch onto.
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MK 🦋 @mkthegolfer.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
You may lose ya phone and wallet but Alicia Keys still there
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Okay but everyone else see Mike Tyson's ass on this live stream? 😂 I feel like they didn't realize what was in the shot for a second 😂
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Yesterday I cried at Ink Master and now today I'm ugly crying at Drag Race UK. These parents and the family stories are absolutely destroying me. So many feelings.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Thiiiiiss! If I don't know the plot before I watch it I cannot follow along. Gimme that Wiki before we go see it.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I love directing middle school theater but boy oh boy can it be stressful when you keep finding new things you need to do, buy, make, plan for, rehearse when opening night is a week away.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I really need to get my feed to look more like my Twitter feed. How am I supposed to find all the entertaining people I followed over there?? I need my drag and marvel and gay and nerds
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Don't mind me over here, just crying over the new episode of Ink Master. 😭 They tattooed the service animals on their owners. Ohmygod the tears.
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ChrisKaevil @chriskaevil.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Guess we're moving over here now. Twitter is officially a dumpster fire.
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