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Chris Henderson

@chrisjhenderson.bsky.social
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Maybe today, Satan.

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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 2h
RIP: “The @scaramucci.bsky.social” as the measure of tenure in the Trump White House. We’ll miss you, sweet prince.
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Corey Hogan 🇨🇦 @coreyhogan.ca · 10/10/2026
🇨🇦🍗 Are you thinking: "Oh man, I've gotta deal with Uncle Mitch spouting his Alberta separatism nonsense at Thanksgiving"? First: we salute you. It's important to talk to friends & family about the referendum, make the case for Canada. Second: A few resources for you. (🧵)
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I guess we’ll never know.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s workin’. Praying he becomes President.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pete’s looking *snatched*
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Maybe JD will catch some courage.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
On behalf of all Canadians, I apologize to the US for our forest fires making your cities look like how your movies make Mexican cities look.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Prince would not have liked that one bit.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Bravo. Absolutely. I actually think MORE CPC MPs should spend their limited time on this. Keep going! Don’t stop until you find the… uh… truth! I’m cheering for you.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Not trying to be mean, but do you mean Dick Tracy?
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It will, but they will get to make adjustments to that system.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Fucking spoiler alert, Mark.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Just imagine him practicing this in the mirror and then whispering “You can do this. You’re a big boy. You can make them like you.” to himself.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
An undefeated quad of comments
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Too much post-birthday excitement?
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
@jaredwesley.ca for me, this is moving in more of a ‘catastro-fuck’ direction.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Every accusation is an admission.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Then resign.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Why is Jason Kenney a more prominent voice against Alberta separation than the current federal leader of the opposition who is…*checks notes*… also an Alberta MP? For a guy who seems to usually have a microphone stapled to his face, Pierre Poilievre is awfully quiet.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
In Alberta, you’re just allowed to do this if you’re a political party.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Geese.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
See? It’s not that hard to attempt a statement in French.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Head Curator: Kid Rock.
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Dave Cournoyer 🇨🇦 @daveberta.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
🇨🇦😬 Fighting misinformation and disinformation needs to be a national priority in Canada. Alberta is barrelling towards referendums on immigration and separation and there's no sign our leaders are taking the threat seriously. 🤠 My latest column: daveberta.substack.com/p/fighting-m...
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Fighting misinformation and disinformation needs to be a national priority in Canada
Alberta is barrelling towards a separation referendum and there's no sign our leaders are taking the threat seriously
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Dave Cournoyer 🇨🇦 @daveberta.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
🇨🇦😬 Fighting misinformation and disinformation needs to be a national priority in Canada. Alberta is barrelling towards referendums on immigration and separation and there's no sign our leaders are taking the threat seriously. My latest column: daveberta.substack.com/p/fighting-m...
daveberta.substack.com
Fighting misinformation and disinformation needs to be a national priority in Canada
Alberta is barrelling towards a separation referendum and there's no sign our leaders are taking the threat seriously
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
*checks how the NDP is doing with that attitude nationally*
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Was it an upper decker?
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I can’t tell whether or not this is a mess.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
That’s some real “quiet part out loud” shit
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Look, just say that you don't like brown people and the ability to feel joy has been sucked out of your life. Don't denigrate the people who worked hard on the Bad Bunny Halftime show.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Looks like RFJ Jr needs to hire better liars.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
There was only 12 boats?
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
AMAZING
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
TACO
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Fuck you. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
cbc.ca
'Canada lives because of the U.S.,' Trump says while jabbing Carney | CBC News
U.S. President Donald Trump claimed on Wednesday that Canada owes its continued existence to the United States while calling out Prime Minister Mark Carney for delivering a speech that condemned coerc...
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
There’s a literal statue of them in my downtown.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Just to be clear: that was a bad year.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Starting to think that Donald Trump might be… like… shitty?
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WTFGOP a.k.a on Twitter @Doggintrump @wtfgop.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I find it weird that we’re all acting like Jeffery Epstein, the most prolific child predator in US history, is not also somehow a weird liar. Trump is a piece of shit, but this isn’t going to pull him down.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
MAGA is not imploding. There will be no consequences for Epstein. Stop acting like the walls are closing in on the most lawless President in US history.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Congratulations. You’re cancelled.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
He knows who Dylan Roof is, he's just trying to obfuscate.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Without Hyperbole, Brian Kilmeade suggests killing the homeless, and then decides to clarify in simpler terms. WHAT THE FUCK?!?
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Just wanna quickly remind people that death threats are bad, and that getting fired from your job for something you said on social media is pretty much 100% preventable.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
The Enola Gay was a DEI hire.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Hopes and prayers today, everyone.
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Are these the same counter-tariffs that the conservative media swore Carney secretly got rid of during the election?https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/livestory/carney-ends-most-counter-tariffs-as-trump-trade-talks-continue-9.6876782
cbc.ca
Carney ends most counter-tariffs as Trump trade talks continue | CBC
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
If you start calculating the cumulative value of that kind of theft, you get some remarkable high numbers. A pretty good chunk, if not the majority of *all theft.*
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Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
It’s awesome. Too bad some dipshit really wanted to get his paper in The Lancet and then a bunch of other dipshits decided to weaponize the complexity of it so that it became a useful political hand grenade. Who needs barrier-breaking medicine anyway? Right? Right?!? *sobs, gesturing to everything*
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