Sign in

Chris Henderson

@chrisjhenderson.bsky.social
101 followers 62 following 122 posts

Maybe today, Satan.

PostsRepliesMedia
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
On behalf of all Canadians, I apologize to the US for our forest fires making your cities look like how your movies make Mexican cities look.
020
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Prince would not have liked that one bit.
040
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Just imagine him practicing this in the mirror and then whispering “You can do this. You’re a big boy. You can make them like you.” to himself.
000
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Why is Jason Kenney a more prominent voice against Alberta separation than the current federal leader of the opposition who is…*checks notes*… also an Alberta MP? For a guy who seems to usually have a microphone stapled to his face, Pierre Poilievre is awfully quiet.
030
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
In Alberta, you’re just allowed to do this if you’re a political party.
000
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
See? It’s not that hard to attempt a statement in French.
000
Reposted by Chris Henderson
Dave Cournoyer 🇨🇦 @daveberta.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
🇨🇦😬 Fighting misinformation and disinformation needs to be a national priority in Canada. Alberta is barrelling towards referendums on immigration and separation and there's no sign our leaders are taking the threat seriously. 🤠 My latest column: daveberta.substack.com/p/fighting-m...
daveberta.substack.com
Fighting misinformation and disinformation needs to be a national priority in Canada
Alberta is barrelling towards a separation referendum and there's no sign our leaders are taking the threat seriously
45830
Reposted by Chris Henderson
Dave Cournoyer 🇨🇦 @daveberta.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
🇨🇦😬 Fighting misinformation and disinformation needs to be a national priority in Canada. Alberta is barrelling towards referendums on immigration and separation and there's no sign our leaders are taking the threat seriously. My latest column: daveberta.substack.com/p/fighting-m...
daveberta.substack.com
Fighting misinformation and disinformation needs to be a national priority in Canada
Alberta is barrelling towards a separation referendum and there's no sign our leaders are taking the threat seriously
14019
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Look, just say that you don't like brown people and the ability to feel joy has been sucked out of your life. Don't denigrate the people who worked hard on the Bad Bunny Halftime show.
010
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Fuck you. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
cbc.ca
'Canada lives because of the U.S.,' Trump says while jabbing Carney | CBC News
U.S. President Donald Trump claimed on Wednesday that Canada owes its continued existence to the United States while calling out Prime Minister Mark Carney for delivering a speech that condemned coerc...
021
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Just to be clear: that was a bad year.
010
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Starting to think that Donald Trump might be… like… shitty?
020
Reposted by Chris Henderson
WTFGOP a.k.a on Twitter @Doggintrump @wtfgop.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD
292104336
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
MAGA is not imploding. There will be no consequences for Epstein. Stop acting like the walls are closing in on the most lawless President in US history.
010
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Without Hyperbole, Brian Kilmeade suggests killing the homeless, and then decides to clarify in simpler terms. WHAT THE FUCK?!?
042
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Just wanna quickly remind people that death threats are bad, and that getting fired from your job for something you said on social media is pretty much 100% preventable.
130
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
The Enola Gay was a DEI hire.
010
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Hopes and prayers today, everyone.
010
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Are these the same counter-tariffs that the conservative media swore Carney secretly got rid of during the election?https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/livestory/carney-ends-most-counter-tariffs-as-trump-trade-talks-continue-9.6876782
cbc.ca
Carney ends most counter-tariffs as Trump trade talks continue | CBC
010
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
To the Los Angeles Rioters: Don't worry. This is a pardon rich environment.
000
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
What a great day for JD Vance.
000
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Wait, did Trump order an investigation into the cognitive decline of a robot clone?
000
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Finally, my government has come to save me from the unstoppable moral decay of @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social books. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
Alberta to change rules to ensure books in schools are 'age-appropriate' | CBC News
Alberta is bringing in new rules this fall to ensure that only what it calls "age-appropriate" books are available in school libraries.
000
Reposted by Chris Henderson
Corey Hogan 🇨🇦 @coreyhogan.ca · 27/05/2025
It begins
101667
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of a man with glasses and a bow tie says i dont wanna live on this planet anymore
ALT: a cartoon of a man with glasses and a bow tie says i dont wanna live on this planet anymore
000
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
This is reacting to total policy failure by demonizing and punishing the people that it failed.
096
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Excellent thread by @jaredwesley.ca. Please read.
000
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
If you want a look at why the CPC fell short in this election, watch Andrew Scheer’s appearance on tonight’s CTV’s Power Play. It’s hard to believe this was the leader of his party. youtu.be/beLdKphLtX4?...
youtu.be
Challenges ahead for Pierre Poilievre and the Conservatives | Power Play for Wed, Apr. 30, 2025
YouTube video by CTV News
110
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Pierre... you can put your glasses back on, Sweet Prince.
020
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
MAGA has endless conspiracy theories on the silliest and smallest of events, yet I haven't seen a single one of JD Vance's Handshake of Death.
000
Reposted by Chris Henderson
Jason Coupet @professajay.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.
7955992610257
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Absolutely abject cruelty by the richest nation on the planet.
000
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Always remember that the goal of the current US administration is to gradually limit upward economic mobility for anyone who doesn't possess easily leveraged assets. If you're middle class, this administration wants you to stay there. If you're in poverty, they want it to be impossible to escape.
011
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Big win for infectious tuberculosis. www.politico.com/news/2025/03...
politico.com
Rubio thanks DOGE, says US is canceling most USAID programs
Secretary of State Marco Rubio said the remaining programs from the now-shuttered government agency will operate under the State Department.
000
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Imagine a more cocaine-fueled quote than the one Don Jr. gives in this story. Go ahead. Try. www.mediaite.com/politics/don...
mediaite.com
Exclusive: Donald Trump Jr. Considering a Run For President in 2028
High-level sources told Mediaite that Donald Trump Jr., the eldest son and an omnipresent MAGA evangelist across the internet, is considering a run for president in 2028.
020
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
They're saying 'premier' wrong, right?
000
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Imagine the weapons-grade buffoonery it would require to be the *biggest chucklefuck* in the Trump White House?
020
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Pretty cool for someone who is sad that Zelenskyy called the Vice President "JD"
000
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Whether I agree with his opinions or not, @davidfrum.bsky.social is always worth listening to. He’s fair and provides strong historical context with his views. But as of the last interview I heard from him: Mario Kart references, which pleased my elder millennial sensibilities. Fan for life.
010
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Is this because we haven't said "Thank you" enough?
020
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Can’t spell ‘Adrian Brody’ without AI.
000
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/02/... This security lapse at the White House is basically exactly how Gary Oldman’s character gets on the plane in ‘Air Force One’.
amp.cnn.com
A Russian state media reporter gained entry to the Oval Office for Trump-Zelensky sit-down | CNN Business
A member of Russia’s state-owned news agency gained access to the Oval Office on Friday to cover President Trump’s sit-down with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky – even as the AP and Reuters wer...
100
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Okay, at this point we’re bullying Drake.
000
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Given all the fraud DOGE is finding, I’m looking forward to the criminal trials featuring the reams of evidence they have collected, right? RIGHT?!?
000
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
There must be a pee tape. Nothing else explains this.
000
Reposted by Chris Henderson
Dave Cournoyer 🇨🇦 @daveberta.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Please stop rationalizing and normalizing this dangerous idea. If Trump ever did annex Canada, which he is now threatening to do on an almost daily basis, it’s unlikely he’s going to give Canadians any kind of meaningful voting rights (and no one up here is going to vote for the Democrats).
1998932
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
If y’all could replace Joe Biden, you can demote Chuck Schumer.
020
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Watching DOGE go through US government departments reminds me of that period in late 2019-early 2020 when we watched COVID ripping through new countries.
010
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
USAID killed by its own excesses. Excesses like uh…*checks notes* hmm… oh yes here it is: -antiretrovirals for millions with HIV/AIDS -Tuberculosis medication for children -Malaria nets for millions Yeah, shut that down.
000
Chris Henderson @chrisjhenderson.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The Plastic Straw President.
000