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anita72.bsky.social @anita72.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Conrad Black has suddenly injected himself into Canadian politics and is writing op-eds on every social media platform against PM Carney. Remind people who he is.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 24/09/2026
This belongs in the Smithsonian.
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Chris @chrisintoronto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What a time to be Canadian. And to be European, cime to that.
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Chris @chrisintoronto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Meanwhile, our guy told an allegorical story about Goethe today, so tomato-tomahto
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Le Monde in English @english.lemonde.fr · 16/09/2026
EU chief von der Leyen says she wants Canada to become the bloc's first associate member
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EU chief von der Leyen says she wants Canada to become the bloc's first associate member
During her annual state of the union address, Ursula von der Leyen told Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney that they would work together to 'open the door for Canada being the first associate member of the EU.'
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Chris @chrisintoronto.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
First day back after the long weekend is TOUGH, man
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Chris @chrisintoronto.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Not just *any* professors - science fucking rock stars
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The chicken lady @chickenlady.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A really tough choice
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We all have to take responsibility for this. But how quickly, this was in weeks, he had dismantled America. And you see how quickly our world can be taken from us if we fall asleep. And so we have to see the cues. We have to see the cues, this dictatorship of the monsters. How quickly it happens.
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Chris @chrisintoronto.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
open.substack.com/pub/ifloz/p/... "Canada is the quiet bloke at the end of the bar who’s been politely ignoring your shit all night, and everyone but you knows he boxes on weekends."
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FUCK AROUND MEETS FIND OUT: Carney's Ice-Cold Reply to Trump's Tariff Tantrum
America's closest ally fought back, so America reached for a Depression-era weapon no president in 96 years would touch. Who pays? Check your trolley.
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Eby: "I feel sorry for Americans. If you can't be friends with Canada, then you almost certainly do not have a friend anywhere in the world. And that is a very lonely place to be." #cdnpoli
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 20/07/2026
Spain edited Trump out of its celebratory photo.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Congratulations to Spain on its victory over Argentina. Millions of people around the world are celebrating, especially in Latin America and Spain, the new winners of the 2026 World Cup.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
During an event in Taiwan, strong winds caused 7-Eleven Taiwan's mascot to disappear into the sky accompanied by pleasant background music. Original post
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Donald Trump's obsession with the 2020 election comes down to his fragile ego. Never, in the history of the United States...has there ever been a bigger fucking crybaby. That loss...grabbed him by the pussy...and has never let go.
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Chris @chrisintoronto.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
America: At least we're not Russia share.google/XP1JEaIGvth7...
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Mapped: The World's Best Countries to Live In
From Sweden to the U.S., see how 85 countries rank in the 2026 Best Countries Index based on global perceptions of quality of life.
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Luca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Breaking: Crustnews with the collaboration of two people close to him, has identified the main suspect in the shooting of Joan Sebastian Guerrero in Maine. The ICE agent’s name is David Brouillette. theicelist.org/index.php/Da...
Picture of David Brouillette
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Chris @chrisintoronto.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Surprisingly happy to visit the vet
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
PM Carney to Norwegian PM: "Interoperability also means sharing crews. And in the next World Cup, if you could share Erling Haaland with us, that would be greatly, greatly appreciated." #cdnpoli
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Just a reminder that patriotism isn't holding a bible and wrapping yourself in the flag while you violate the Constitution and plunder the country. Happy 4th of July, stay cool and safe!!
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Chris @chrisintoronto.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Taking my dogs to the groomer today so I can tell people they were shorn on the fourth of July
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Jyoti Mishra @jyotimishra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Well, that was a fucking ride.
A cropped screenshot of an article section titled "Gary Larson cartoon incident" from a Tumblr page. The text describes a controversy involving a Far Side cartoon and Jane Goodall. 

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Gary Larson cartoon incident

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 In 1987 Gary Larson published a Far Side cartoon of two chimpanzees grooming, in which one discovers a blonde hair and says, "Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"[127] The Jane Goodall Institute called the cartoon an "atrocity" in a letter drafted by its lawyers to Larson and his syndicate. Goodall, who was in Africa at the time, later found the cartoon amusing.[128] 

She went on to name it her favourite depiction of herself in pop culture.[129] Larson offered profits from sales of a shirt featuring the cartoon to the Jane Goodall Institute.[130] 

Goodall wrote the preface to The Far Side Gallery 5, detailing her version of the controversy.[131] She praised Larson's creative ideas, which often compare and contrast the behaviour of humans and animals. 

In 1988 Larson visited Goodall's research facility in Tanzania.[128] While there, he was attacked by a chimpanzee named Frodo.[127][132]
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Sarah T Roberts, PhD @ubiquity75.xyz · 14/06/2026
Is this the Cooter County Junior Fair?
A tweet from the White House of the White House, motocross rider flying through the air over a sign reading “NITRO CIRCUS” and “Black Rifle Coffee Co,” with two marines in dress uniform standing guard.
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Chris @chrisintoronto.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
No lies detected
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Chris @chrisintoronto.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Dogs are the best
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Jennifer Van Goethem @jennvg.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Trump is pushing 70% disapproval nationally; let's go to this little spot of bumfuk where he won by 40 points and see how these folks rationalize their dipshittery. We are serious journalists giving you the news you can use.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
This is what Mother’s Day means to an imbecile whose mother never loved him. Sad.
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Chris @chrisintoronto.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Like. A. Boss.
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Chris @chrisintoronto.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Can confirm
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Cali Sky Riri @skyriri.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The US is a joke in the world stage. What an embarrassing time to be an American
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Spotted in Washington DC during White House Correspondents’ Dinner weekend. Source MeidasTouch
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Chris @chrisintoronto.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
*Chef's kiss*
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 21/04/2026
Fifteen minutes before the President announced he was pausing strikes on Iran, somebody moved $500 million in oil futures. Somebody knew. Somebody told them. Or somebody is them. New piece ↓ open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...
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This Isn't Trading. It's Theft from Your Retirement.
Someone keeps making perfectly-timed bets right before the President speaks. The victims are your pension, your 401(k), and the country I took an oath to defend.
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Chris @chrisintoronto.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Shithole country
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Extremely normal and fine for a company to put this in a public statement
21. Some cultures have produced vital advances; others remain dysfunctional and regressive. All cultures are now equal. Criticism and value judgments are forbidden. Yet this new dogma glosses over the fact that certain cultures and indeed subcultures . . . have produced wonders. Others have proven middling, and worse, regressive and harmful.

22. We must resist the shallow temptation of a vacant and hollow pluralism. We, in America and more broadly the West, have for the past half century resisted defining national cultures in the name of inclusivity. But inclusion into what?
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Chris @chrisintoronto.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
If Americans don't figure out a way to get this guy into higher office they are missing a generational opportunity
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Many people are asking, so here’s my “why.” Thank you, Kansas Democrats, for an inspiring Friday evening together.
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Nothing to see here.. Just orthopaedic surgeon Zsolt Hegedus who is tipped to be Hungary's new Health Minister Grooving on stage, after Viktor Orban was voted out So happy for the people of Hungary ☺️
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Chris @chrisintoronto.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Huzzah!
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cynthianEVIL @cynthianevil.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
LFG.
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Chris @chrisintoronto.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This - all of this. What a fucking embarrassment that America hasn't been able to take out its own trash
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Chris @chrisintoronto.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
And Cabinet - don't forget that collection of corrupt, incompetent suck-ups and know-nothings
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Chris @chrisintoronto.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Shout it from the rooftops
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Simon Marks @simonmarksfsn.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here:
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Chris @chrisintoronto.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States
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