Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Not even as a community thing. Someone who isn’t saw my shelf of things, chuckled, stepped close enough to look slightly down at me, leaned in and said “You are such a dork”. Never thought anyone who wasn’t a fan would find it cute. 020
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 18/08/2025I think I just found the car belonging to the person in the world most insecure over the size of their penis. 180
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 14/08/2025I don’t think you can go wrong with the black, but I do prefer the underwear of Option 2. 110
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 14/08/2025I swear that it seems all I’m doing this summer is getting paler and paler. On the plus side I have finally shaken off my bizarre heatwave cold. Maybe now I won’t look so peaky. 0270
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 14/08/2025“All human beings should have the same rights, but if the rights of trans women come into conflict with the rights of what you call 'cis' women, then the latter must take precedence.” But…why? Because there are more of them? These people spout such absurd and imbecilic nonsense like pronouncements. 010
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Two women on the train who, if they were friends, are probably back to being acquaintances: “Sophie was surprised you hadn’t heard of them” “It must be that I’m much younger than her 💅” “Oh? You don’t look it ” “😐😡” 030
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Didn’t the weather know I’d actually quite like to sit inside this morning and play games? 2370
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Me too, although I have been at such nights the barest handful of times. I think you need a switch in your brain to flick off for that to be the idea of a fun time. 010
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Sort of fascinated with there being a whole sector of musicians, DJs and noise that gay men of a particular age attend live, but where it’s not really the music, it’s just the one where they can be in a space shirtless with other gay men with the same body type. Do they listen to it at home? 240
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 07/08/2025It is recognition/credit you didn’t ask for, so there is that. But when said author is clearly leveraging being nominated for their category, and the organisers foolish and unwise, it rather invalidates any prestige for you anyway. You could acknowledge it but say why you might not show up/attend. 040
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Not that it’s the point when it’s a case of someone doing their job, but as lots of TERFs are talking about clothing retailers, and who they claim are men being involved in ‘Women-only spaces’, have they stopped for a second to consider just how many male fashion designers there are and have been. 050
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Revisiting Instagram but also done classic sub-tweeting. I have no idea who on earth either person could possibly be too, so plus ça change. 100
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 04/07/2025One of the commentators on the Alcaraz-Struff match just asked Tim Henman: “Does it help if you try to serve-and-volley more?” Sir. 010
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Rather defeats the whole point of a library, you absolute moron. 160
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Walked towards my bedroom door and just as I was thinking about reaching out to open it, it swung open. I know that it’s just because the balcony door and bedroom window are open and created a sudden wind tunnel, but as I walked in without breaking my stride I felt like Storm.media.tenor.coma woman in a cape is standing in a dark room with a lightning bolt behind herALT: a woman in a cape is standing in a dark room with a lightning bolt behind her 050
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Reality could only stretch to PS1 graphics today. Should be romping around Shadow Moses Island rather than London. 0140
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Bunsen and Honeydew as Ed and Larry, and I’m not sure I’d want Stadler and Waldorf as every Republican they encounter (with no explanation, just quizzical glances) or if that was where they would have the guest cameos. 020
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 28/06/2025It’s not ‘so bad that it’s good’, but a show that goes to superhuman efforts to make you ignore the problems. As a concert performance, it’s genuinely great. As a story about the life of Eva Perón, it’s a disaster. 130
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 28/06/2025So, it’s all over the place, the plot gets near-totally lost, and it’s ‘Glee does Evita’. But, to cover that, they ramp everything else up: the orchestra, the choreo, the smoke machine, the lighting, the energy, and the men. And given much of that is exactly what you want in a musical, it does wow. 140
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I know people who do get a little overwhelmed from the choice (and feeling they’d get the wrong thing), although I love food and like having everything available. Best I advised someone was to be led by how much time you have to cook and the weather. And sometimes think of dessert first. 100
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Infuriating when, particularly on topics like pornography, they either haven’t considered why it exists in the first place or expect someone to speak up for it. Presented with a moral-high-horse argument, and painting those who might enjoy some acts not just as deviants but as dangerous or stupid. 110
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 18/06/2025We have actual laws that say murder is wrong and that you shouldn’t drink and drive. People do those things, and will. But shows of support to minority groups help to reinforce that they are, at least in some way, seen within society and (ideally) don’t have to be afraid the hegemony is against you. 010
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 18/06/2025“An ‘evidence-based’ approach”? What even is that in the context of support for LGBT support? They’ll only put up a Pride flag if they see a drop in homophobic attacks? Indeed if you find that you are doing things that aren’t working, the solution is ‘Do more’ not to give up and do less. 120
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 15/06/2025I don’t particularly like the term, but I made some blondies. Banana and Dark chocolate, with a peanut butter cream. They’re not as heavy as you might think, but they are deliciously filthy. 070
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 15/06/2025There’s a dog in Warwick that is not coping at all well with no longer being the centre of attention, or the cutest thing, in the household. You hear of dogs bonding with babies, this one keeps stealing its toys. 050
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Of course it would be ‘greige’. But also, what exactly do they think is going to happen when we get a blustery day? 120
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Had to turn around and go and sit back at my desk when, stood at the coffee machine with my eyes closed and feeling like my eyesockets were gently pulsing, I realised that I’ve had the equivalent of eight shots of espresso today. 050
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Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 31/05/2025The earlier on in the year a person has mentioned Mighty Hoopla more than once as if a huge date in the social calendar, the more likely it is for me to have pondered about their mental health. 010
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Cake Salé: a savoury olive oil cake, with pistachios, prunes, and goat’s cheese. 040
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Bit of a shame that the script of this week’s Doctor Who was so cringe-inducing and awful that there wasn’t a hope of even a competent actor in the cast managing it. 030
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Constantly looking up cutaway layouts of the passenger decks because that part of my brain is still eight and needs just one more Dorling Kindersley cross-section. 000
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Underrated aspect that Andor is so rounded that I actually feel a bit bad for the bad guys. Partagaz, Dedra, Syril, Eedy/Syril’s Mother, Krennic, Sculdun (sort of), ISB Demon Twink who can’t pull off Dedra’s coat.media.tenor.coma storm trooper is sitting on a vehicle with a few weapons on itALT: a storm trooper is sitting on a vehicle with a few weapons on it 030
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 15/05/2025The entirety of ‘Andor’ is him coming up against different groups of idiots, who take forever to do anything; yet all throughout I can’t stand *him* because he’s this sullen, petulant, unhappy guy whose two modes seem to be ‘shouting while glaring’ and ‘giving people the silent treatment’. 040
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 15/05/2025It’s not a negative because I think they’ve captured it perfectly, but ‘Andor’ reinforces my despair over how annoying lots of the people involved in early resistance movements are, often due to the wildly different reasons they have for fighting against the same bad guy. 130
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 11/05/2025And far too much sun. Another weekend and still no progress on my computer games. 0110
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 08/05/2025If you knew that they wouldn’t destroy it because it was K-2SO, and that Cassian couldn’t die it would lose its impact. But him being captured by one in S1, then seeing the terror of them on Ghorman, suddenly trapped with one tracking him down… You could turn them into Star Wars’ Borg. 010
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I completely understand why (for more than just the budget) why you’d end up not going in that direction but a standalone “horror” episode of Andor with a KX unit slowly, relentlessly and mercilessly hunting down rebels aboard a vast ship they’ve stolen is a hell of an idea. 170
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 07/05/2025A wedding? Granted, you haven’t upstaged the bride by wearing white, but I still think you might have drawn a fair amount of attention. 130
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 07/05/2025I have a tech manual or two that Major Partagaz can borrow if he likes. 050
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Gently amused by some of the most broken men around suddenly posting GTAVI screenshots joking “I can fix him”. aww, sure you can. 040
