Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 18/08/2025I think I just found the car belonging to the person in the world most insecure over the size of their penis. 180
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 14/08/2025I swear that it seems all I’m doing this summer is getting paler and paler. On the plus side I have finally shaken off my bizarre heatwave cold. Maybe now I won’t look so peaky. 0270
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Two women on the train who, if they were friends, are probably back to being acquaintances: “Sophie was surprised you hadn’t heard of them” “It must be that I’m much younger than her 💅” “Oh? You don’t look it ” “😐😡” 030
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Didn’t the weather know I’d actually quite like to sit inside this morning and play games? 2370
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Sort of fascinated with there being a whole sector of musicians, DJs and noise that gay men of a particular age attend live, but where it’s not really the music, it’s just the one where they can be in a space shirtless with other gay men with the same body type. Do they listen to it at home? 240
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Not that it’s the point when it’s a case of someone doing their job, but as lots of TERFs are talking about clothing retailers, and who they claim are men being involved in ‘Women-only spaces’, have they stopped for a second to consider just how many male fashion designers there are and have been. 050
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 04/07/2025One of the commentators on the Alcaraz-Struff match just asked Tim Henman: “Does it help if you try to serve-and-volley more?” Sir. 010
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Rather defeats the whole point of a library, you absolute moron. 160
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Walked towards my bedroom door and just as I was thinking about reaching out to open it, it swung open. I know that it’s just because the balcony door and bedroom window are open and created a sudden wind tunnel, but as I walked in without breaking my stride I felt like Storm.media.tenor.coma woman in a cape is standing in a dark room with a lightning bolt behind herALT: a woman in a cape is standing in a dark room with a lightning bolt behind her 050
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Reality could only stretch to PS1 graphics today. Should be romping around Shadow Moses Island rather than London. 0140
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 28/06/2025So, it’s all over the place, the plot gets near-totally lost, and it’s ‘Glee does Evita’. But, to cover that, they ramp everything else up: the orchestra, the choreo, the smoke machine, the lighting, the energy, and the men. And given much of that is exactly what you want in a musical, it does wow. 140
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 18/06/2025“An ‘evidence-based’ approach”? What even is that in the context of support for LGBT support? They’ll only put up a Pride flag if they see a drop in homophobic attacks? Indeed if you find that you are doing things that aren’t working, the solution is ‘Do more’ not to give up and do less. 120
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 15/06/2025I don’t particularly like the term, but I made some blondies. Banana and Dark chocolate, with a peanut butter cream. They’re not as heavy as you might think, but they are deliciously filthy. 070
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 15/06/2025There’s a dog in Warwick that is not coping at all well with no longer being the centre of attention, or the cutest thing, in the household. You hear of dogs bonding with babies, this one keeps stealing its toys. 050
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Had to turn around and go and sit back at my desk when, stood at the coffee machine with my eyes closed and feeling like my eyesockets were gently pulsing, I realised that I’ve had the equivalent of eight shots of espresso today. 050
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Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 31/05/2025The earlier on in the year a person has mentioned Mighty Hoopla more than once as if a huge date in the social calendar, the more likely it is for me to have pondered about their mental health. 010
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Cake Salé: a savoury olive oil cake, with pistachios, prunes, and goat’s cheese. 040
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Bit of a shame that the script of this week’s Doctor Who was so cringe-inducing and awful that there wasn’t a hope of even a competent actor in the cast managing it. 030
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Underrated aspect that Andor is so rounded that I actually feel a bit bad for the bad guys. Partagaz, Dedra, Syril, Eedy/Syril’s Mother, Krennic, Sculdun (sort of), ISB Demon Twink who can’t pull off Dedra’s coat.media.tenor.coma storm trooper is sitting on a vehicle with a few weapons on itALT: a storm trooper is sitting on a vehicle with a few weapons on it 030
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 15/05/2025It’s not a negative because I think they’ve captured it perfectly, but ‘Andor’ reinforces my despair over how annoying lots of the people involved in early resistance movements are, often due to the wildly different reasons they have for fighting against the same bad guy. 130
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I completely understand why (for more than just the budget) why you’d end up not going in that direction but a standalone “horror” episode of Andor with a KX unit slowly, relentlessly and mercilessly hunting down rebels aboard a vast ship they’ve stolen is a hell of an idea. 170
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 07/05/2025I have a tech manual or two that Major Partagaz can borrow if he likes. 050
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Gently amused by some of the most broken men around suddenly posting GTAVI screenshots joking “I can fix him”. aww, sure you can. 040
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 05/05/2025I cannot fathom the size of the rock someone must have been living under to say out loud “I think she’s handled it fairly gracefully” with reference to J.K. Rowling. 160
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 02/05/2025There’s a ton of posts on Twitter that are all “Imagine watching Return of the Jedi and then decades later finding yourself engrossed in a story about a tertiary character who is in one scene just giving light exposition” Uhh, yeah. Hi, welcome to Star Wars. She’s in it for 26.5 seconds and iconic. 1111
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Over-caffeinated, underfed, over-exerted at the gym, and too hot has led to a bit of an afternoon where I showered, sat down on the bed in my towel, and then suddenly realised I’d conked out for ten minutes. 060
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Only problem is that now I just want to stay flat this afternoon. 0130
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Ok, so it’s HIM, so I’m not going to be shocked, but “I don’t think we lose anything” is an utterly despicable ‘WTF?!’ thing to say. 2232
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Watched Andor back to back yesterday and, just like series one, if you see a piece of interesting kitchen- or dining-ware I either want it or own it. 110
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Only problem with a lunchtime gym class is I get back to work and feel like a nap. 0150
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Busy Easter Weekend. New car, Easter lunch, blowtorching cake and nostalgic movies. Back to work with a bump today though. 080
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 22/04/2025One of the amusing things that right-wing people attacking institutions for being ‘lefty’ don’t seem to understand is that it’s not ideological litmus tests in hiring or admissions that result what they see as a lack of diverse opinions. It’s that the crazy right-wing people are too stupid to get in 100
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 22/04/2025How maddeningly predictable not to acknowledge what the protests were about, and instead focus on purely on *their* tone, but not the gang of crowing TERFs who used the Supreme Court judgement to suggest transwomen needing the loo or asking for support are 'men in dresses' trying to assault women. 210
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Someone needs to stop these people. Do right wing morons all get injected with some kind of FoxDie along with those dark blue suits? 0257
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 19/04/2025A boring story in two parts. Probably good though given there are still buns and I need to make a cake later. 1160
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 14/04/2025No matter what I’ve done, I’ve been unable to break out of ‘slightly dishevelled’ today. 0160
Chris Ince @chrisince.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Walked home listening to The Hives like it’s 2004. 0160
