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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 4h

I went to my friend Phillip’s apartment to watch the premiere of Michael Jackson’s music video Thriller. When it was over, the sun had set and I’m pretty sure no 8-year-old has ever ridden a bike faster from one end of an apartment complex to the other to get home. Truly terrifying.

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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Where is this camera mounted, the moon?

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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Halloween decorations came out today. It’s different around here.

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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Well, that waving to the kids tradition is pretty dang cool.

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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I mean, if they want to make the story believable they will certainly need to write that in.

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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

And we thought the whining from an animated character in Caillou was bad.

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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

All potential MLS players in Miami.

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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Please take his coffee away.

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Herculez Gomez @herculezg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sebastian Berhalter finishes well off a Julian Hall dummy. I can't think of any player who has improved more for the #USMNT over the last 10 months.

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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sebastian Berhalter is the face of US men’s soccer.

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Charles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Crazy game in Columbus tonight - drama and real bad blood between the teams. Via @bensteiner00.bsky.social, Crew coach Laurent Courtois was sharply critical of Miami gamesmanship postgame: "I would be red carded after five minutes against those guys. What they do is bad for the game, and it's sad."

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Soccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

JAMAL THIARÉ WINS IT LATE FOR THE CREW 🤯🤯🤯

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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The practice field goals need to be a couple inches smaller all around.

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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Uh, that might have been a goal

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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The anti Messi chant is loud and clear on the broadcast. Keep it up, Nordecke. #Crew96

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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Did I just see a CB step over?

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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Seeing a CB named Camacho on the bench just got me a little more excited than it should have.

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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

And now 2 dudes on the bench after only 11 minutes in. 😬

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Herculez Gomez @herculezg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sebastian Berhalter has been excellent from the start of the World Cup until now. You’re either biased or crazy if you can’t see it. #USMNT

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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Beautiful assist by Berhalter there. Glad to see him continue to get better.

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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My boss currently has both Covid and West Nile virus. I really hope whatever I’m coming down with isn’t some new cocktail virus he created.

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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

In a world that’s hesitant to call out the bad in one’s community, I’m proud to be part of one that isn’t. #Crew96

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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I only purchased a Crew jersey with his name on the back because he once drove a minivan while smoking heaters in it. Still, I’m torn with what to do with this jersey now.

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Mike Cornell @mcornell.dev · 19/09/2026

My wife asked me to create this. So I did. If you can, please consider supporting by donating or sharing the link. Every bit of support makes a huge difference. gofund.me/80d341d9a

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Soccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

BRAIS MÉNDEZ 🚀

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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

That was a damn glorious shot.

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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’m pretty sure Martinez was offside last game in a very similar fashion.

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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We are all now dumber for having lived through this.

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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is idiotic. I was driving when this was last law for all drivers. 8 hours off means between 4-6 hours sleep per night. Not only does it make for a miserable life outside of work, but now we are making the drivers of the most dangerous loads tired and less aware. Absolutely ridiculous.

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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Play all the kids for HIR. I couldn’t care less.

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US Open Cup News @thecup.us · 17/09/2026

#USOC2026 Semifinal: The Columbus Crew are heading to the 2027 Lamar Hunt US Open Cup Final! A 2-1 win over Orlando City SC means #Crew96 will host either Colorado Rapids or St. Louis CITY SC on October 21. Goals from Josef Martinez and Brais Mendez.

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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This all looks and feels so familiar but I’ve developed trust issues.

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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I’m considering adopting Brooks Lennon.

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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Put Steven on the Circle Of Honor now!

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