Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The Halloween decorations came out today. It’s different around here. 000
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026After 25 games, The 2026 Crew have 3 points less than the 2016 team at this point in the season. #ForColumbus 040
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The field at Historic Crew Stadium is looking rough. 010
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026There are opportunities for tonights game that I’ve never seen before. $30 for front row is hard to beat. #Crew96 430
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 31/08/2026After 22 games the 2026 Columbus Crew have the same amount of points (20) as the 2016 team at this point in the season. #ForColumbus 161
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’d like to thank this theme park toasted marshmallow old fashioned for making soccer tolerable. 010
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I just discovered the last place teams in the Eastern and Western conferences play each other tonight. This means the Crew could find themselves in last place in the east when it’s over. Good times. 020
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 20/08/2026We are currently the best of the second to last place teams in the Eastern Conference. #Crew96 #SunshineBrigade 130
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 18/08/2026My suburban farmer daughter planted the seed for this single head of cabbage 165 days ago. Though it’s beautiful, I have no idea why someone would want to be a cabbage farmer. 020
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Rossi in the starting 11 for anyone looking for some kind of rooting interest. 030
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 08/08/2026In other soccer news, Columbus Astray have qualified for the 2027 US Open Cup. #ForColumbus 060
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The Bailey doesn’t have time for your blue screen of death delays. 010
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation 010
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 06/07/2026My mother is officially fell-and-broke-her-hip-years-old as of last Thursday. My brother obtained some very large pallets from his employer and we used them to make access to the house a little easier. Still some railing work to do but turned out decent, I think. 030
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 03/07/2026New foster available soon! She’s currently being medicated for a kitten cold and will start the deworming process when she gains a little more weight. Will be available for adoption in two to three weeks. Feel free to reach out if interested. 030
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I attended a 50th birthday party yesterday and this two-toed sloth did as well. The bar for 50th birthday parties has been raised. 020
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 27/06/2026The multiview option with my live tv provider has made these final group stage matches a lot of fun, specifically Group H. 000
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Tonight’s caesar salad was brought to you by my daughter’s homegrown romaine on the right and not so much by the store grown romaine on the left. She’s not a bad suburban farmer. 260
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I think we spotted her. Can’t see her face but that’s definitely her blonde hair. 000
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 06/06/2026The best yard sale finds are vintage soccer. Good timing too. 010
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 30/05/2026It’s a beautiful day for soccer in Canton. #Astray #ForColumbus 020
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I found one of grandpa’s jerseys at a local antique mall a few years ago. Definitely my favorite vintage find. 010
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 23/05/2026If there is one thing I learned growing up, it’s that international fame will never be as important as your ability to rock a microphone. 110
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I pulled this trailer in the state competition today. Mediocre score results are likely not due to the performance of the driver. 150
Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Please leave some flowers at the place where John Clem and his beard were arrested and sent to federal prison. #Rest 191
