Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 9h"An eco-friendly chalk that will wash off with water." Five minutes of intense rainfall later: 010
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 10hAre the flies working in concert with the bee that attacked the inner mouth of Ontario Premier Doug Ford? 010
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Quebec has narrowly avoided doing the stupidest thing. 010
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Well, that's it for the CAQ. PQ flirting with majority as Quebec is very close to doing the stupidest thing. 250
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We don't deserve Dr. Bogoch and his fellow IDSs. Great thread. 010
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026#FTTB Brock Purdy:static.klipy.comSubrote Mass EffectALT: Subrote Mass Effect 000
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! #FTTB 000
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Juice drank his juice on a first down. LOVE IT. #FTTB 010
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Make no mistake: This took work from a lot of people. Ottawa did well at containing this before it could turn into its own version of Queens homecoming. 000
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Knock on wood, but the lack of discussion the Panda Game had until actual kickoff suggests to me the era of the city having mass panic of disorderly conduct is over. 100
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They stole a point. That's as good an OTL as it gets. 030
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Cole Caufield has two goals right now. Be a realllllllllllll shame if he was to score a third in overtime. 010
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is shocking. Sass Jordan has died, per her Facebook page. 1133
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yeah, after that sudden burst in the final minute that might be it for the "Kreider on the first line, Slaf on the second" experiment. 010
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is the most like Hasek that Dobes has ever looked and by that I mean Dobes is flopping all over the place. 000
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026So the referees are just straight up terrible. As long as they're terrible in an equitable way, I guess. 010
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Bold prediction: Won't be the last Hutson-to-Suzuki-to-Caufield goal we see this season. 010
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Goal Caufield scores on a Saturday night? Weird. 000
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My order of the deluxe edition of Rubber Soul has not arrived at my favourite record shop yet, which means I am unable to listen to an album I have six other versions of today. 010
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Welcome back, Brian. Win or lose, always a great read. 010
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Montreal has at least four players on their bottom six who are 15-20 goal threats. That won them the game tonight and will win a few more. 010
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Goals by Anderson, Bolduc, and Carrier. Just like the Habs drew it up. 020
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sign of improvement: Montreal has doubled the amount of shots it allows before the first goal against. 000
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Everyone on camera at Scotiabank Arena is staring into their phones instead of cheering. 000
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Alfie gets a mix of cheers and boos when introduced to the Toronto crowd. 000
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Montreal's third and fourth lines are now made of Therrien-era Top 6 talent. 010
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Not sweating tonight's game too much. How did Montreal's season begin last year? With a loss in Toronto. The result was rendered meaningless. 000
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One of my thoughts leading into tomorrow: It's in extremely bad taste for any federal employee to book recreational time off Mon/Tue and/or Thu/Fri this week. I've noticed lighter traffic on my commute in Ottawa the last two days. 010
Reposted by Chris HolskiBYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026SENATOR: I have these text messages that put you in Saskatchewan watching the Roughriders. The very city that you claim to have never been in. You are under arrest for perjury. You are dead meat. WITNESS: (ruffling papers) actually I was seeing the Ottawa Rough Riders. 823246
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dear David Alter: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TRY THE GOLDEN PALACE EGG ROLLS IN OTTAWA 010
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm picturing Kent Hughes scoffing at Columbus wanting an established player for Marchenko and thinking "Let some other idiot make that trade" then HERE COMES JOHN CHAYKA.tsn.caMaple Leafs acquire Marchenko from Blue Jackets for Knies, then extend him on six-year, $75M dealThe Toronto Maple Leafs are working on a trade to acquire forward Kirill Marchenko from the Columbus Blue Jackets, but the deal appears to hinge on whether Toronto can reach an extension with the wing... 000
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Toronto gives off "Just adding anyone" energy. Strong "Glen Sather with the New York Rangers" vibes. 000
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If I'm Matthew Knies and this trade falls through I'm demanding one anyway. For observers, I think it's the funniest scenario. Losing him for lower value because your org can't keep its mouth shut. That would be a very Toronto thing to happen. 110
Chris Holski @chrisholski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This will be the first year I don't go to the Ottawa Charge home opener. I may never see them live again until they have an independent owner. I do not want to send a message that I'm OK with the league ripping at the fabric of all its teams every offseason. 020
Reposted by Chris HolskiGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Would you bring an iced coffee to an angry Rolling Stone response about Choosing Texas 4246962