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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 2h

My favorite lane moment is first Super Bowl parade Jason Kelse is drunk on the mic and he’s screaming and yelling about all they overcame and he yells “and lane can’t get off the gas!” It was after his 2nd positive. 😂

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 2h

My possum is an egomaniac, always me, me, me.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 4h

It’s weird how Jim Bakker looks like the kid from Jerry Maguire with a fake beard on.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 2h

Football is so hard that it’s the only sport where the toughest dudes ever will be like “nah i physically or mentally can’t handle the 3 hours anymore and what it takes to get ready for those 3 hours” right in the middle of the season.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 4h

How exactly does he know the human head weighs 8 lbs?

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 4h

It’s weird how Jim Bakker looks like the kid from Jerry Maguire with a fake beard on.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 4h

I’ll never forget being the only ou fan in a South Carolina bar when they beat Frans A&M team 77-0. The last touchdown return, I could feel the glares.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 23h

Reading this back and I kinda forgot I wrote it. 😂

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Brother Ishmael shoulda seen this one coming.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

What the blue hell does a Pacific Islander have in common with Hitler? What are we even doing?

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“We, men, gave women, rope for long enough now it’s time to hang them with it.”

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I know I did when I was on my stupid civil case. Let’s go, I do not care about this lady slipping on dog food!

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Dasha did all that propaganda work for nothing! Sad face.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Listen I love Hathaway. Was legit kinda jealous when she married that billionaire, but 1 was a sequel of a super popular brand, thanks to her of course and the other was a Nolan feature. Now if she can bring a remake of UHF to number 1, I’ll give her her flowers.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Guess what Wonder Woman does to this guy?

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You got to. I’m sorry but expecting nicotine addicts to go 4 straight hours without is insane. Lol

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Lunch time bitches. Hour and a half to boot. Bout to get blitzed.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Do we have a love connection in the jury room? I just overheard two giving each other their numbers. I sentence you two to life for adorableness.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I seen his ass in the back of that cop car. He ain’t fighting shit except the oncoming heart attack.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The first guy says, "Well, I'm an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn." And the second guy says, "Well, I am a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort." And the third guy says, "I got you both beat. I'm a proctologist, so I drive a brown Probe."

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If I were running today I would simply say that the GOP has always been the party of Dennis Hastert and that hasn’t changed.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Kept my weed vape in the car, that’s for lunch. My nic vape was just hit in the stall. 😆

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Imma go sit in the shitter and let it roll.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m sorry but if they are gonna keep you cooped up in a room all day the should at least give me a place to vape. I’m dying.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I need some nicotine and some fresh air.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

They haven’t even started calling numbers. Let’s get a roll on yall.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Imma raw dog jury duty for democracy. Just stare directly into person sitting across from me eyes for 8 hours straight.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Damn. I’ve only been on one other. A civic case, boring!

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

They are gonna be saying “Brandtbert to the front desk for unauthorized skeeting”

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I figure if they don’t want us to share in the democratic process they wouldn’t allow phones in here. 😂

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Everyone is dressed appropriately, mostly business casual. One dude is wearing a tie and then there’s this other guy who is wearing a polo with his construction name on it and I’m pretty sure it’s just what he wears to work everyday.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Is there anything sadder than district court at 9 am on a Monday?

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Also, anywhere to pee around this joint? Imma about to burst.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

How early should I show up for this thing? Starts at 9:30 but I’m already here.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Only a handful of nerds will get this dumb joke.

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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Hal Jordan after trying to rebuild the Nebraska football program.

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