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Chris Malone

@chrisdamaddog.bsky.social
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He/Him, Dad, Singer, Trombonist in The Pandemics and more on occasion... commercial ceiling estimator, progressive, leftist, star trek, venture brothers, FPL, COYS!, Mets, using more social media accounts than any sane person should

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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Seems to be working for them so far.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 11/10/2026
huh! imagine if Norway controlled SWIFT and the global reserve currency
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Probably won't last thru the day, but im currently just over 3000 out of 13.1M!
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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Holodeck Four @holodeckfour.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can’t trust shit! 😂
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Commodore Mixtape
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Whenever I'm confronted by a question like that that leads to a migrane/an unanticipated odor of burning toast, I just assume Q did it
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And so a war was waged, I guess things never change... Now it's up to this rag tag crew, To try and save the day Near the Wormhole! Alpha to Gamma! Ocassionaly we see Luwuxana! Near the Wormhole! Alpha to Gamma! The Klingons, The Maquis, The Founders, Ferengi, Near the Wormhole... On Deep Space 9
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Star Trek DS9: Captain Sisko - I Can Live With It
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Now back to Sisko, These days a Captain. Didn't want to fight a war, But then in walks the Jem Hadar Who serve 'The Founders' And the Dominion They sized up the Alpha Crew, And thought they could take that too!
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Worf Star Trek
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bajor fought to be free And rebuild society, By the way Sisko's space Jesus... I mean the emissary... Near the Wormhole! Alpha to Gamma! Occasionally we see Luwuxana Near the Wormhole! Alpha to Gamma! The Klingons, The Maquis, The Changelings, Ferengi Near the Wormhole... On Deep Space 9
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Lwaxana Troi Eating
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
His name was Dukat The former leader. A Gul who'd fallen out of grace, And decided to wreck the place! And in walks Kira, A freedom fighter. A terrorist, her freedom won, But the challenge had just begun
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Twerking Dukat
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For decades occupied, Enslaved and terrorized. By soldiers from Cardassia, Who they despised! Near the Wormhole! Alpha to Gamma! Occasionally we see Luwuxana! Near the Wormhole! Alpha to Gamma! The Klingons, the Maquis, The Changelings, Ferengi Near the Wormhole... On Deep Space 9
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Star Trek Deep Space Nine: Starship & Station
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Deep Space 9 (sang to the tune of Copacabana) His name was Sisko, A Starfleet commander. Stationed with his son named Jake, on a station in outer space. Orbiting Bajor, The Federation, Was trying to nurse them back to health, After they had been through hell.
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was going to ask... are you wearing body glitter, Chief? Or did that rub off from Dr. Bashir's Halloween costume? I'm sure he had to get pretty close to take a look at that shoulder... Either way, perhaps we ought to run a diagnostic on the station's bio filters
Sparkly pretty vampires.. i mean teenagers
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sure would be handy to have some mayo right about now...
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Day 2, great Friday night album... Give em enough rope by The Clash youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Are you sure Keiko didn't bring any of her work home with her? Isn't the aeroponics bay still on the fritz??
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok, first of the month, new challenge. Here we go! Going with one of my favorites for #1, record with a killer opening track: Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra - Perfect Future youtu.be/_s_E-Q01KUM?...
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sucks. Just finishing dealing with a leak after the noreaster this past weekend Leak is finally down to a slow trickle
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Joseph Hewitt @gearheadrpg.com · 25/09/2026
The model of most of these content platforms- webcomic platforms, YouTube, various streaming things- is to push risk onto the creators and keep rewards for the platform. It's endless spec work where maybe you'll get paid someday.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
meep meep
Trolley problem but the roadrunner is on the track. When the coyote pulls the lever, the streetcar lurches sideways off the track and flattens him instead.
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Nathan Leigh || labRats @nathanleigh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so I heard you liked sprawling semi-autobiographical semi-surreal 175,000 word interactive fiction stories about indie rock bands in the 90s, so I made 9 Days In A Van With Your 3 Best Friends just for you! And you can even vote for it in IF Comp if you're cool! ifcomp.org/ballot#entry...
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The Interactive Fiction Competition
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wow.. Its almost like I can stare at this and imagine how the fingers are moving over the oscilation/pitch shifting knobs.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has.
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Its true. The shorter the pants, the more agile the response. There's just less material to get in the way. Always thinking, that Morn.
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Lieutenant Jim Dangle Strikes a Pose
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Archer: Do You Want Ants?
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Legend!
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chief, I'm getting reports of dirty cocoa mugs floating in space near upper pylon 3. And the morning transport to Bajor accidentally collided with a broken dart board while trying to dock. Ops just sent out a memo about inappropriate of the transporters/using the wormhole as a trash can last week!
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shall I prep the "emergency soup" Chief? Today's emergency soup is creamy tomato!
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Picard leadership tip: Respect must be earned. Trust must be earned. A demand for either means the loss of both.
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
5.) I've tried, many times, to drink coffee black. I can do it, but I don't like it. I'll always prefer it light and sweet.
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well done Chief. Very tactical of you. On another note, possibly unrelated, but that "Gladiator" holo program that Dr. Bashir ordered just came in.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I mean... it isn't compulsory to share, but for some people their entire lives changed that day, and it took years to adapt and come to terms with that. I support people doing as much or as little as they like to find peace.
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Well that's just leaving gold pressed latinum on the table...
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Worth it! lol
A photo of an attractive women with the text "which bed are you choosing" above her.  To her immediate right  a selection of 3 rumpled sheets resembling female genitalia of diffent shapes.  Below that I commented "No one show this image to JD VANCE!", because... ya know... the whole couch fucking thing from Hillbilly elegy lolThe notification of a 1 month ban for mentioning public figures/politicians that I caught from a facebook group titled "Not for Pee Pee; Hurt Pee Pee!" lol.  I guess I must have triggered a conservative snowflake haha
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Word at the replimat is Quark may have recently acquired some "Hooman delicacies" that fell off the back of a transport heading for the wormhole... but you didn't hear that from me
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Serious Cartoon Man with Shifty Eyes
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Don't worry about it chief, you just keep packin' dat' fudge. No, I'm sure it's all there. I wouldn't have any idea where any other supposed crates went missing...
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Uggggggghhhh
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Celebrating the highest rank I'll probably ever hold, temporary or otherwise, in FPL 🤣
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@thepandemics.bsky.social next NYC show!
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Anyone wanna join a FPL mini league with me and some ska folk from the UK? Hit me up!
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
W
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Side-Eye Cyd @objectivecyd.blacksky.app · 16/08/2026
Are people on Bluesky aware that a Black man was found hanging from a tree in Raleigh NC yesterday afternoon, near the CaribMask Carnival. Making this the sixth or seventh Black person found hung this year. Also? Black. People. Do. Not. Hang. Themselves. From. Trees.
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You're doing the flying spaghetti monster's work with this one
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Someone throw a tarp over Morn!
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Its generating quite a crowd! The class field trip on the station from Bajor thought it was quite amusing! However, there may be a Vedek or two who might wish to have a word with you when ever you're finished in the holosuite.
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Yup, my wife's family is from down here. I've been coming down here for 20 years. I also started working in NJ last year. And my apartment building was sold, so it was time.
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
4.) I drive a 2006 Honda CRV. Its actually the 2nd CRV of this era that I've owned. The first my father passed along to me when he upgraded his vehicle, and the 2nd I bought from my sister when she was upgrading her car. The odometer on the current one just rolled over 205k miles
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Chris Malone @chrisdamaddog.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
3.) Despite having a BS in computer engineering, I've worked in construction for the past 20 years. 3 years as an IT Infrastructure design tech, 15 years as a ceiling and drywall estimator and 1 year as an Acoustical Plaster estimator
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