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Chris Cwik

@chriscwik.bsky.social
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Yahoo Sports. Formerly FanGraphs & CBSSports. Crohn's haver. Caught all 1025 Pokémon. Last name pronounced Swick.

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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Took the dog on a walk yesterday and passed a person in a Bears jersey angrily arguing over the phone that Keenum should start over Bagent. The team actually has a strong foundation for the first time in my life and we're still arguing about backup quarterbacks?
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You know who also performed miracles and had twice the number of disciples? Your 2026 Chicago White Sox.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You know who also performed miracles and had twice the number of disciples? Your 2026 Chicago White Sox.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Unbelievably wholesome
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I won’t be updating this post if I’m wrong. Positive vibes only.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1 for 1
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
nobody watches them who doesn't have to. don't ruin this for me.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The human resources meme where the suave guy up top says "Tampa Bay Rays use an opener," and the woman says "Aww, you're sweet." In the bottom frame, a less suave man says, "Chicago White Sox do a bullpen game literally one time" and the woman calls human resources.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum, baby. He’s our baby!
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum, baby. He’s our baby!
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Many experts are picking the Chicago teams to go far. sports.yahoo.com/mlb/article/...
sports.yahoo.com
MLB playoff picks 2026: Dodgers? Yankees? Rays? Brewers? Yahoo Sports makes postseason predictions all the way to the World Series
Here are our baseball writers' series-by-series predictions, from the wild-card round to the Fall Classic.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We must stay vigilant in these trying times.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My latest conspiracy is that autocorrect is now worse. I look forward to the article four months from now that confirms my suspicions.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“This mf listening to Blues Traveler.”
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is Matt LaFleur’s keycard gonna work tomorrow?
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
10/10 no notes
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Early stuff is very good. And, oddly, their last two EPs from this year are also kinda great.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nick Martinez is a righty? If you don't throw hard and you rely on a good breaking pitch to succeed, you're automatically a lefty. That's how this works.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lions saw Bears last week and decided to pack it in for the season.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Masyn Winn got the final out tonight on what may be the hardest throw I've ever seen from a shortstop.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bear down, Chicago Bears. Many people are saying this.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Beating STS2 on A10 for the first time for best moment of the year.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thank you, Nintendo
Graphic from an upcoming Nintendo game that reads "Never strive for a better tomorrow."
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If Rhamondre Stevenson doesn’t score four touchdowns tonight, my fantasy season is over.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Andre The Giant
ALT: Andre The Giant
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m still working my way through the day 1 stream but was cool to see mega staraptor, kleavor and a perish song team on stream (though I dunno if any advance yet)
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
New Weezer album gets a thumbs up from me.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What’s the equivalent of “guys being dudes” cause this fits.
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Matt McDaniel @themattmcd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
James Bond writer tempted to set next 007 movie in surprise locationThe Rivoli Theatre in Toronto
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I just did this and Friko - Something worth waiting for on a road trip. Really liked both.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
That was where my admiration really grew. Just seeing him keep them together throughout all of that and still putting out some of his best songs throughout. Incredible.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Real growth is discarding the edgy takes you had about Paul McCartney in high school and fully embracing he was the best Beatle two decades later.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The vibes have never been better.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It’s so chef’s kiss that this happened to literally the most disappointing team in baseball this season.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Don’t care who wins tonight, just want to see some dingers.
Marge Simpson holding a potato and saying, “I just think they’re neat.”
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Celebrating the fourth the only way I know how. youtu.be/qClhcyvjwjs
youtu.be
Lois' Creepy Funeral | Detroiters
YouTube video by Comedy Central UK
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Very big of you.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Far from the biggest takeaway here, but the league essentially painting one of its teams as a villain is a bold strategy. sports.yahoo.com/mlb/article/...
sports.yahoo.com
MLB makes big push for salary cap, floor with public statement outlining labor negotiations with MLBPA
MLB made it clear its going to fight hard for a salary cap after the 2026 season.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Tried to replace a toilet tank. Screwed it in too hard and cracked it.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Spent Father’s Day weekend watching Seven Samurai for the first time. Would recommend.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
sports.yahoo.com/mlb/article/...
sports.yahoo.com
MLB reportedly proposes drastic overhaul to draft, which would exclude high school players and cut rounds from event
Players including Mike Trout, Manny Machado and Clayton Kershaw were drafted straight out of high school.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Jim Ross voice: "Good god almighty, it killed him"
Isaac Collins lays flat on second base with his arms on his chest after trying to steal the bag.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
We’ve all let the Knicks have their moment, but now it’s time to support your future 2026 world champion White Sox.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Lmao. I’m honored
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The Mets’ Orson Welles tweet but with KNICKS
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
(extreme Orson Welles voice) AHHHHHHHHHH THE SPORTS
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I love it so much so far. Saw your post earlier about the different color tunics and happened to stumble on that earlier but I spent all my bones!
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Imagine working yourself into a shoot about the Bears going to Indiana. Couldn’t be me.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Wow. Thats an A+ lead.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
we'll get sued and you'll get a check for $4.37 in two and a half years. ok thanks.
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