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Chris Cwik

@chriscwik.bsky.social
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Yahoo Sports. Formerly FanGraphs & CBSSports. Crohn's haver. Caught all 1025 Pokémon. Last name pronounced Swick.

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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
These QBs having a midoff
Bo NixJustin Herbert
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The human resources meme where the suave guy up top says "Tampa Bay Rays use an opener," and the woman says "Aww, you're sweet." In the bottom frame, a less suave man says, "Chicago White Sox do a bullpen game literally one time" and the woman calls human resources.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
10/10 no notes
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thank you, Nintendo
Graphic from an upcoming Nintendo game that reads "Never strive for a better tomorrow."
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Don’t care who wins tonight, just want to see some dingers.
Marge Simpson holding a potato and saying, “I just think they’re neat.”
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Jim Ross voice: "Good god almighty, it killed him"
Isaac Collins lays flat on second base with his arms on his chest after trying to steal the bag.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Paula Cole voice
Image of a Rates & Barrels podcast titled "Where Have All the Closers Gone?"
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Goodbye, Mike McDaniel. At least we still have that zombie Deadspin post in which they called you a boring, white guy hire and then later realized you're actually biracial and still kept the post up for some reason.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Found one of my biggest haters tonight
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
What it sounds like when I try to explain the plot of Death Stranding to my wife.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Ready for tonight
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Getting the update on my bracket
Sting, the wrestler, in full face paint wearing a headset microphone.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I’m very cool.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Posted this on the other site, but yesterday marked 13 years of me writing on the internet. I’m proud of where this career has taken me and also that is a long time.
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Visits Arrakis once
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
There are people who build their entire personalities around being afraid of this lmao
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Chris Cwik @chriscwik.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Ran into one of my haters.
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