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Chris Jackson

@chriscjackson.bsky.social
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Lawyer. Whiskey enthusiast. 📍 Houston

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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 6h
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Milhouse Eyebrow Raise
ALT: Milhouse Eyebrow Raise
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 6h
Dude it’s literally been ten years you don’t have to pretend anymore
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 10h
James Talarico canceled plans for a week claiming to be sick then showed up unannounced at Austin City Limits. He’s going to sweep the millennial vote.
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 13h
oh no anyways
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 17h
He’s been sick with the flu and he has Type 1 Diabetes which makes recovery longer. He’ll be back campaigning this weekend per his campaign
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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 19h
Brutal morning of headlines for Ken Paxton.
New York Times: Inside Ken Paxton’s Private Testimony About His Money
A leaked deposition from a fraud inquiry in 2014 provides insight into the Senate candidate’s growing wealth and his tactics for defending himself.ProPublica: Ken Paxton’s Security for Travel Cost Taxpayers Millions. Just 1 in 6 of His Trips Had a Stated Business Purpose.CNN: ‘He wants me to lose’: Paxton complains about lack of support from Cornyn in leaked audio
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 19h
Are these losers expecting Taylor Swift-style wardrobe changes. Jesus
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 19h
Shooting people in cars with children inside is dangerous and incites hostility
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 20h
I’m afraid I’ll lose my law license for the stupidest shit while these chuds have been flat out lying to a judge for over a year
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 20h
Asking Ken if he brought his mistress tonight
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 20h
FVV is the glue that makes this all work
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 20h
why’d they make Talarico like 5% hotter
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
At this stage it doesn't matter to me if this guy is cosplaying. I want a person who talks like this and then promises to back it up to be the next president. If there's somebody who winds up being more convincing than him in the next year or so, I'll vote for that person instead.
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fucking ghoulish. I prefer my government to not produce Faces of Death clips.
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No one hates Trump supporters more than this guy. He wouldn’t be caught dead with them if they didn’t fund his grift.
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Over two more years left of this shit
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
posts on this website when the onion makes fun of republicans: omg the onion is freaking back y'all. this wins the internet! posts on this website when the onion makes fun of democrats: First Of All Democracy Is At Stake,
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You should get to hit in the Little League park he plays in
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He has literally been promising this for over a decade now.
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
nice. Nice!
Letter to the Columbus DIspatch: "We can't let Amy Acton ruin Ohio again"Close of the anti-Amy Acton letter, signed "Michael Standiford, Lancaster"Lancaster, Ohio native Michael Standiford being arrested for pedophilia in 2022
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Finally someone says it
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have to work with the billionaire fascists or they might use their fortune against us! Imagine!!
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
JD Vance did everything in his power to get these guys into America and has been asked about it exactly zero times while Hasan Piker has had his own dedicated news coverage on every network.
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This looks like something RFK Jr. would eat.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The only difference between Trump and Dennis Hastert is one entered politics when being a pedophile wasn’t considered a dealbreaker for Republicans.
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AF @arkansasfred.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Your professional football team achieving a single first down >>>>>>>>>>
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nico Collins is back
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If we have to see Ken Paxton’s ugly face sixty times a day none of you are safe
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You made this happen
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nico Collins is back
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Very Stupid Breakfast acquired
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My god
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
gimme dat gorbage
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I had a seven-course wine pairing last night with multiple Old Fashioneds, a dirty martini and a few Jack and Cokes after. I need to eat a Very Stupid Breakfast.
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“sold out arenas”
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
get in the weight room bitch
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People want to act like Kamala lost because of the “they/them” ad when it was more likely the price of eggs.
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Time to eat something Very Stupid
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
yeah I like the MCU. the Master & Commander Universe
Paul Bettany and Russell Crowe in Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trump campaigning in Alabama a month before Election Day. Republicans are at heretofore unheard of levels of cooked.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yeah I use ai, I am ai-ming to drink some beers tonight
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Leaving the office at 5 on a Friday
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They gotta be building a new circle in Hell for when this guy finally bites it.
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“But then he didn’t…”
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