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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I can still kinda bake a cake after 18 months. It's ugly, but it's cake!

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Necktie Triptych Storage Solution

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

This hoodie makes me look like a guru and I am here for it... in fact I am everywhere... always.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I have (yet another) problem. I may need to go to the rehab.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Don't you just hate it when you run out of Weet-Bix?

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I wonder how many of these have Bluetooth or wifi?

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Before and Before and After and After

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

BREAKING: Some people are saying that JD Vance, Vice President of the United States Americe and reported chesterfield evthusuiast, is, by some accounts, in the Epstein Furniutre files. *currently inverified*

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

An Update: I've been in my new place for just over a month, but today I baked bread (forgot to turn the oven down for the last 20 minutes), and had bacon for breakfast and steak for dinner. Today was my 1st day at home.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

This seems like an unnecessarily mean billboard to put on the side of the Auckland City Mission...

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Time flies when you fluke not dying young.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

WARNING! DANGEE WILL ROBINSON!

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Can't be fucked dying on Everest. Give pootling around in a formerly thoroughbred tax dodge a try.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

I call this "Fuck Off Scooter Cunts!"

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Pro Tip: If possible, use a sardonically apt bookmark.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

This is either the cover of a Frank Sinatra album or a Stephen King novel. I guess it depends on whether I make it to the bottom in one piece.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

shelter has the same name as the psych ward that hosted me. Ain't life an hilarious motherfucker?

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

"Hey, Chris. What are you up for the next 50 to 80 days?" "Hunting down whoever keeps lists my backyard on Slutty Duck Ladies BNB dot com."

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

My first attempt at pommes boulangère. Looks tasty. I predict these "French" will go a long way in the recipe genre.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Some of the rewards from my chronic procrastinating.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Happy birthday, Cadell. 💜💜💜

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Croque Monsieur pour le dîner. I'm off for a nap. Wake me if the Germans invade.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

The great thing about baking bread is even when you cock it up a bit you still get bread. #MyFirstShokupan

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Yeah. This is the guy you bring in to make things more efficient. #FuckenElmo

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Merry fucking Christmas, cunts.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

"I think I've had an idea." - Ridley Scott, 1978 🥚💡👽

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Happy birthday, Atarau. Love you. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Apologies to all Allens in the New Lynn, Kelston, Glen Eden TryWest area. It seems I have all your keys.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Chris, I hear you're quite a good cook. The mandoline and bandages tell an alternate story.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Terrible pitch for backyard cricket. So many ducks. ##StepDadJokes

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Help! I'm stuck in a pandatrap.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Crikey! Part of yesterday's pickle spree includes this yummy red cabbage. Years of practice pickling finally paying dividends.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Holy Mary, Mother of God. Yesterday I made some garlic and dill pickled cucumbers and I think this is all I eat now.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Superb crowd action at Coldplay.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

If you look at this long and hard enough you can actually see Donald Trump and America's voting population.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

It was 2014. I had hair, a rather fetching ranga beard, and an eye lackey who was truly a working above and beyond the call of duty with an impossible canvas. I love your work.

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