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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Knowing it was 110g of brie I just ate doesn't make me feel better about eating 110g of brie. I tore it apart with my bare hands. Like a caveman.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

When you live alone and have no sense of smell every day is an exciting new episode of "I Think This Is Probably Still OK To Eat."

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I just listented to "Down In A Hole", "Golden Brown" and "She Talks To Angels" in a row and I'm pretty sure Spotify is being a prick.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm not proud, but I'd pay to see Gal Gadot sing "Imagine" to open for Ed Sheeran.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The Revolution Will Not Be Included In Your Algorithm.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I don't use A.I. but I am a big fan of Imposter Syndrome Intelligence.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If I were a tatted ranga I'd stay inside today.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Just watched the video for Justin Timberlake's "Rock Your Body" for the first time since I accidentally snorted a candy flip. Freaked me out all over again.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I did a good deed yesterday. So great to get it out of the way with still more than 3 months to go in the year.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Thank you in advance. Also, I'm really sorry in advance. & I appreciate your understanding, in advance.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

And now I feel really bad about buying the Krav Maga instruction book at the Thrift Shop.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Death by A.I. Artificial Intelligence is still preferable to death by Eyes Wide Shut and the end bit of Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If owls are so wise how come I saw one buying a Lotto ticket?

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I'm so over the Auckland CRL* *driving down Albert St

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The Earth travels approximately 107000 km/hr so Marty McFly would have ended up in empty space about 28,119,600000 kilometers from Hill Valley.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Pancakes for dinner shame is one of the easier shames to deal with.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Most of my browser history is "How do I delete my browser history?"

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Bosch wasn't Hieronymus' surname. It's just what he said every time he finished a picture.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

People who refer to testosterone as T are total Cs.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Now that I live alone I narrate the first 5-10 minutes of my day so I don't get to 6pm and think "Did I use my voice at all today?" #SadLifeHack

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Trump offered Septics $5000 each to vote for the Republicans. I challenge Luxo to offer us all a $100 Warehouse gift card.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

My new hobby is coveting 87% of everything on the IKEA website.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If the path to happiness is to be satifyed with what you have and not what you want, God sholdn't have spent the 8th day making IKEA!

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I can still kinda bake a cake after 18 months. It's ugly, but it's cake!

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I know exactly where I was on 9/11. I never forget get out of bed before quarter past 11am.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Here's a fun fact about me I never realised: When I'm not in the throse of debilitating addiction I can flirt with a touch of the anal-retention.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I use a pill caddy because I'm the Tiger Woods of taking prescription drugs.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

These days I'm seeing ubiquitous everywhere.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Some days make it almost impossible to ignore how good I have it. Today was one of those days.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

New "Just For Dictators." Only your fascist barber will know.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Q: How can you tell I've just spent 48 hours with family in Christchurch? A: I just Spray & Wiped my hot water cylinder.

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Yesterday I made a sandwich too many so this morning I get to enjoy a cling filmed, cold, slightly soggy sarnie for breakfast. Feeling like I'm back in primary school for 8 precious minutes is the best father's day present ever!

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I've said it before, but this is the last fucking time; I'm a people pleaser, you utter cunt!

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Oh, I may be late to the party, but, if you're going to listen to covers of Jolene, please check out the Darcy Clay version. It's pre-White Stipes delicious carcophony. #RIPDolly #RIPDarcy

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Chris Brain @chrisbrain.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Has Lake America turned green yet?

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