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Chris Barnes @chrisbarnes5000.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If anyone is able or interested I am involved in an effort to appeal a decision allowing a gravel mine to expand operations and dewater an aquifer in my town. If you have any spare change it would go a long way to paying our attorney. gofund.me/942779ef5
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Donate to Support Clover Creek Restoration’s Impactful Work, organized by Clover Creek Restoration Alliance
Save Sequalitchew With your support, we filed a legal … Clover Creek Restoration Alliance needs your support for Support Clover Creek Restoration’s Impactful Work
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
anyone who experienced ‘that feeling of a shared bond’ absolutely did so at the expense of others
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
one of my best friends at the time was a girl my same age (10 years old) who wore a hijab and spent the next several years getting tormented by white boys for being a terrorist
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Chris Barnes @chrisbarnes5000.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Everytime I wear this shirt I get multiple compliments. The nurse at the foot doctor really liked it. Be cool and get one too. And you can be the favorite of the nurses.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/07/2026
I remade this one as a DTF print, for increased sharpness and durability:
Pink t-shirt with a vintage kitten graphic. Caption: "I don't want to heal. I want them to pay for what they did."
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 12/07/2026
Unacceptable ways to mock Lindsey Graham in death: -"He was gay lol" Acceptable ways to mock Lindsey Graham in death: -Literally every other possible insult
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
American celebrations of independence get it all wrong by focusing on the Founders. The actual spirit of revolution lies with the people who fight the powerful and it exists everywhere and cannot be destroyed, no matter how hard the wealthy might try. jaredyatessexton.substack.com/p/notes-on-t...
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Notes on the Revolution: Reflections on the U.S. at 250
The American mythology is evaporating. What's left is necessary reality.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 01/06/2026
This pride month I will donate any profit made on my flag mugs and shirts (as well as the Men is too Headache design I pinched from @hannahchutzpah.bsky.social's tweet, as always) to MA for LGBTQIA+ people. Also assorted other thematically appropriate things:
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Chris Barnes @chrisbarnes5000.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Oh shit my thimbleberry is flowering!
A single simple flower, white with five petals grows from a leafy bush in front of a white fence with black accents.
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Chris Barnes @chrisbarnes5000.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I just got my student loans forgiven. I had about $38,000 in loans from grad school after paying for 10 years I was at a balance of $41,000. This will be an extra $500 per month for my family. Imagine what people in this country could do with free or even cheap education. We could be great.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/05/2026
"All dogs? Are pupppies." As seen in the classic post: "LISTEN. All dogs? Are pupppies. He's 12? He's an old puppy. I have no time for your negative ass "that's not a puppy he's too old" bullshit." As illustrated by an illustration of a dapper gentleman baby from a picture made in Hamburg... in 1852. Still a pupppy.SK on the back!"All dogs? Are pupppies." As seen in the classic post: "LISTEN. All dogs? Are pupppies. He's 12? He's an old puppy. I have no time for your negative ass "that's not a puppy he's too old" bullshit." As illustrated by an illustration of a dapper gentleman baby from a picture made in Hamburg... in 1852. Still a pupppy."All dogs? Are pupppies." As seen in the classic post: "LISTEN. All dogs? Are pupppies. He's 12? He's an old puppy. I have no time for your negative ass "that's not a puppy he's too old" bullshit." As illustrated by an illustration of a dapper gentleman baby from a picture made in Hamburg... in 1852. Still a pupppy.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
These e-scooters and bikes are an extension of car culture - individualism, privatisation, capitalism, and rentierism. They're solutions to a problem that wouldn't exist if we just had more buses and trams. Build the fucking trams!
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Jordan Shiveley (Dread Singles) @jordanshiveley.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
**me sadly exiting the back of the Dragula with my stack of unused pogs, another night wasted**
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 07/04/2026
As an aside US missiles need ammonium perchlorate. The only domestic source is a facility in Cedar City, Utah US missiles also need RDX & HMX. The only domestic source is a facility in Kingsport, Tennessee US missiles also need engines. The only domestic source is a facility in Pontiac, Michigan
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/04/2026
Hi! Thanks for the #artshare! I do glitchy abstracts, transformative photo edits, and fun shirt designs!
WH:40k-esque wallpaper pattern in blue and bronze.A psychedelic red cat on black.A raccoon sitting in a crate, tongue out: "I don't take constructive criticism, I only take cash or credit."A gray wolf surrounded by all caps "release wolves to restore balance" inspired by Bear Knee Sanders (@LeBearGirdle) on twitter: "Deer population is controlled by releasing wolves into an area. All problems should be solved that way. Too much pollution? Release wolves in factories. Dislike Congress? Wolves. Wanna lose weight? That's right, wolves."
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
We off the richest person in Britain and take all their stuff and give it to everyone else and then we work our way down the list of the next richest people doing the same until everyone else can afford food, warmth and housing. If we can't afford poor people, we can't afford rich people.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.
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Chris Barnes @chrisbarnes5000.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Today my friend Asa again shared his blog post. It is a good read for TDOV. shiftingstrands.blogspot.com/2011/09/what...
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What You See IS What You Get
EDIT: Since the writing of this I have changed my name due to life changes, names are malleable and I find that significant life events som...
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
happy trans day of revenge to all who celebrate, I love trans people and fuck you if you don’t girlslivingoutsidesocietysshit.bandcamp.com/album/trans-...
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TRANS DAY OF REVENGE, by G.L.O.S.S.
5 track album
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/03/2026
Got some stuff going on that needs action but we have to leave this place in the morning, so it'll have to wait until after the moving. In the meantime though: if you could make standplaatskrakow.etsy.com go hyperviràl that would make things less scary...
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Alessandro Nai @alessandronai.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Oh being a parakeet sleeping in a blooming cherry tree gently swaying in the sweet sweet spring breeze
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Remember: There is nothing natural or inevitable about extreme inequality; it’s the result of an economic system that values wealth and power over human dignity and justice. It doesn't have to be this way.
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
"Solidarity to to the people of Iran! Death to imperialism! Death to nationalism!" Seen in Belgrade, Serbia
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 02/02/2026
I'm also always open to discuss any other opportunities (design, proofreading, dutch to english and vice versa translating, creative consulting and more,) keeping in mind that my health does put limitations on my availability. DMs are always open, e-mail is in the linktree in my bio.
Orange and blue circle construct. Very glitchy.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 28/02/2026
War is massacre of people who don't know each other for the profit of people who do know each other but don't massacre each other.
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Chris Barnes @chrisbarnes5000.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
OlyWa Cc: @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social
Paste up on a light pole Text says fuck ice all my homies hate ice. Picture is sailor moon giving the middle finger.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 09/02/2026
If your parlay on the big game commercials pays out big, you might consider making a nice donation. I'm running on fumes.
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Chris Barnes @chrisbarnes5000.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Kids at the local middle school walked out today. And boy howdy turns out people in this town love ICE and hate kids.
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 04/02/2026
What is violence? Is it tossing a tear gas canister back to the mercenaries who shot it at you? Is it blowing a whistle at bounty hunters who are trying to abduct someone? Perhaps, rather than asking whether an action is "violent," we should ask— Does it perpetrate oppression? Or interrupt it?
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The Illegitimacy of Violence, the Violence of Legitimacy
What is violence? Who gets to define it? Does it have a place in the pursuit of liberation? This discussion never takes place on a level playing field.
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Chris Barnes @chrisbarnes5000.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Saw this and immediately thought of @standplaatskrk.pl
T-shirt with text stating I lost my virginity at Saddam’s hiding place, and shows a graphic of Saddam Huessain’s hiding place with two figures engaged in intercourse.
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Chris Barnes @chrisbarnes5000.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
You know how the German army basically ran on amphetamines? What do you think ICE is getting?
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That Queer Writer @falcc.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Every one of these announcements reads to me as "we don't have enough people and supplies to occupy more than one city at a time"
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Chris Barnes @chrisbarnes5000.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Power went out in the wind storm last night. Over 300,000 people affected in Washington. It’s cold. and I learned that drinking coffee in the pitch dark isn‘t good for my brain.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/12/2025
Okay, fuck it: I'm not feeling any cheer or joy, I'm out of mind with money stress and the cortisol levels are stratospheric. Send me large amounts of money, please. Or small amounts, but lots of them. Shit's fucked. Time's up. Help.
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Chris Barnes @chrisbarnes5000.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
My kid made a Thanksgiving thing for school and, in the list with family, friends, candy, etc, they included “the world not being in flames” And I don’t know how I can normalize that.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
After those results, the Democratic response to GOP pressure to cave on the shutdown should simply be
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .
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Chris Barnes @chrisbarnes5000.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Incredibly important question
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Eman Abdelhadi @emanabdelhadi.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Every time one of these mass murderers dies without having faced any consequence for the massacres they ordered, the lives they destroyed, the societies they razed to the ground… I realize how far we are from a world with justice. Rest in hell Dick Cheney. Your legacy is death.
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Chris Barnes @chrisbarnes5000.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I'm gonna read the heck out of this.
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Chris Barnes @chrisbarnes5000.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Goddamn GLOSS is good
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Rita, antifascist🏴 @oldsquida.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
The Muslims are a Black & Brown queer punk band from Durham NC. “Fuck These Fuckin Fascists” the chorus: Fuck these fuckin’ fascists
 Fuck their family and friends
 If they defend a fuckin’ fascist
 They can fuck off ‘til they’re dead
themuslims.bandcamp.com
Fuck These Fuckin Fascists, by The Muslims
12 track album
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Craig Johnson @cajohnson-craig.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
wrote a book about this -- if you don't want your kid to be a fascist, its your job to talk to them about it, it's you and your community www.routledge.com/How-to-Talk-...
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How to Talk to Your Son about Fascism
How to Talk to Your Son about Fascism is a practical guide for parents, carers, and others with young men in their lives on how to talk with those young men about fascism and the right-wing, which spe...
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 18/10/2025
Please support an O.G. Black antifascist being targeted by nazis and their ilk. Daryle Lamont Jenkins is an amazing guy and he's been fighting fascism for decades.
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Anica Cihla @anicacihla.com · 17/10/2025
BREAKING NEWS, an anonymous source close to McConnell reports that his recent fall was due to his shock at how good The CryptID Show is. while this story is still developing, you can learn more at the link below
image of Mitch McConnell falling, with a person holding a phone in the foreground. The phone screen has been photoshopped to depict the BackerKit page for a game called The CryptID Show
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Robby Roadsteamer @roadsteamer.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
🚨 *Breaking News* Robby Roadsteamer has been detained by ICE Portland after singing Rod Stewart with the Portland Frog! We need your help! Please support Robby's campaign and lawyer fees at robbyroadsteamer.com link on bio 💙🦒🦒🦒
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/10/2025
1 dollar from each of you would get me so much closer to housing security for the future. I have a big update on this matter when I'm home.
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